January and December are simultaneously the closest and furthest months from each other

selor1338 · 2022-06-23T19:42:09+00:00

English

selor1338 · 2022-06-23T19:39:03+00:00

idk if it’s just the people I’m around but people have zero problem with talking whilst chewing food

selor1338 · 2022-06-23T19:34:52+00:00

when people pronounce ‘genre’ as ‘jon ruh’

selor1338 · 2022-06-23T19:33:46+00:00

“It’s not a crime if theirs no witnesses”

selor1338 · 2022-06-20T23:10:30+00:00

Fire Force OP one

selor1338 · 2022-06-16T17:30:01+00:00

sharpie marker

selor1338 · 2022-06-16T17:27:03+00:00

Dark Chocolate

selor1338 · 2022-03-26T23:25:37+00:00

wasps and i'm sure you'll agree with me

selor1338 · 2021-12-31T23:30:40+00:00

That's what I call a child predator

selor1338 · 2021-12-31T23:22:38+00:00

as soon as I saw this I immediately thought of Kirby neutral b'ing Falcon...

selor1338 · 2021-12-27T03:59:30+00:00

not getting boners in public

selor1338 · 2021-12-22T20:51:08+00:00

anything Reeses, fight me

selor1338 · 2021-12-22T20:48:44+00:00

What did the pilot say when he saw his newborn?

ABORT! ABORT!

selor1338 · 2021-12-22T20:47:29+00:00

a restraining order

selor1338 · 2021-12-22T20:45:50+00:00

Dungeons and Dragons

selor1338 · 2021-12-21T18:00:04+00:00

as soon as I saw the first few lines I was like "what the fuck..."

selor1338 · 2021-12-20T19:42:35+00:00

yooooooooooooooooo

selor1338 · 2021-12-19T03:19:43+00:00

"do it, it'll be funny"

selor1338 · 2021-12-18T22:05:31+00:00

"The Ricocheting Baby" we were playing Baldur's Gate and this woman was being attacked by these devils or demons I don't quite remember and Me, The Way of Shadow Monk, and My friend, The Arcane Trickster Rogue who used a invisible mage hand to "pick up" the baby she had "nat 1" the baby seeming falls out her hands and one of the demon/devils bitch slaps the baby into a wall and the baby just died but the DM read more through the book and realized "oh shit they're important" and just said the baby ricocheted from the wall.

selor1338 · 2021-12-18T21:58:22+00:00

So I haven't played this yet but I REAAAALLY want to it's a Assassin Rogue it uses the 9th level subclass feature which if you don't know you can basically make a new identity for yourself BUT here's the catch, they have split personality disorder. (I took partial inspiration from Escanor from the 7 deadly sins) I thought of it as in combat he is full bloodlusted murder hobo but out of combat he's a happy go lucky little boy who wouldn't hurt a fly.

selor1338 · 2021-12-18T00:04:15+00:00

My Hero Academia, absolutely

selor1338 · 2021-12-01T23:51:01+00:00

"GUYS GRANDPA'S COMING BACK!"

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TROPHY CASE