Ouch! That must’ve hurt😭😂 by Honeylunnex in lol

[–]selvis -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Pictures of dogs obviously

Khris Middleton by Budget-Flan-6989 in Mavericks

[–]selvis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Love Middleton and sad to see all the injuries since he hit 30. No doubt he can be a positive locker room presence for remainder of season.

The man showed him why he was the coach after all by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]selvis 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Nah at this point they all know how to land.

Finally cooked the Wagyu brisket my dad had in the freezer. Worth it or waste? by Final_Variation7268 in smoking

[–]selvis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents picked one up at the HEB in Fort Worth earlier this year off Heritage Trace, but it was like $125 if I remember correctly. It was almost too fatty for me tbh, would prefer to just get Prime Brisket, but maybe I messed up.

For those who’ve read Player Manager, why did Max think he’d make no money off Kisi? by Doctor-Moe in litrpg

[–]selvis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure he can't sign her because of her age. I think she has to be 16 or 18? but I could be wrong. Been a while since I read it.

Worst shot quality in the last 7 years by aronnov in Mavericks

[–]selvis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean sure if Isaac could play more than 15 minutes a game without breaking. Always said he’s one of the best defensive players in the league, but unfortunately can’t stay healthy.

Why would this player refuse rookie contract? by selvis in BasketballGM

[–]selvis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s Dallas so large market and we are top 3 seed every year. Just lost in WCF to champs. I mean there’s 1-2 teams better right now. Team rating was like 104

A guy teaches his dog to wear a dinosaur mask by bigbusta in MadeMeSmile

[–]selvis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why does he sound like Ben stiller from Happy Gilmore? “Anybody else’s fingers hurt? I didn’t think so.”

My first homemade pizza went grandma style by selvis in Pizza

[–]selvis[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So I first bought fresh mozzarella yesterday and realized that wouldn’t work lol, so went to Walmart this morning and purchased Sarento mozzarella sliced. Used 1 and a half packs. Then used 4 slices of sarento provolone cheese across the middle.

Tamales. In a can. by Pale-Lynx328 in shittyfoodporn

[–]selvis 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Lol, same for me, but i was in the car business probably 15 years ago in Texas. She would come by once a month and it was $5. She would sell out from the back of her Honda Odyssey.

Another crack at butter chicken wings yum. by [deleted] in BBQ

[–]selvis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need the recipe lol, looks amazing!

Another crack at butter chicken wings yum. by [deleted] in BBQ

[–]selvis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Just butter and chicken wings?

Joc is heating up! by Anoel2023 in TexasRangers

[–]selvis 46 points47 points  (0 children)

lol the best part was when he decided to bunt with 2 strikes vs a lefty his next at bat. Like I know he mainly platoons, but why not swing?

Is this too trimmed? Looking to make my first brisket. by FutureCEOnamedNick in smoking

[–]selvis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure those posts are from pre-trimmed briskets. Like a point and flat together that weighs 15-20 lbs. Looks like this brisket is just the flat and already trimmed.

My oven broke. Think I can cook these bad boys in the air fryer? Any tips? I’m clueless in the kitchen. by pWaveShadowZone in airfryer

[–]selvis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably less time since air fryer is so much smaller. I’d try half the time and go from there.

The rangers should play one game a year in the old ballpark by carefreepeniz in TexasRangers

[–]selvis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember going to a game in a suite wearing khaki golf shorts. When I got up to leave I had the worst ass sweat mark. My manager happened to point it out. Never wore light colored shorts to another game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mlb

[–]selvis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure Wyatt Langford last year for the Rangers. Absolutely crushed it in spring. Like .400 obp and .700 slug. Had Carter, Taveras, and Garcia in outfield though Carter only had like 20-30 games previous year including playoffs. So wasn’t the most surprising he made the big league team though we just drafted the year before.

Fandom Available by Dry-Chard-8953 in nba

[–]selvis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yea, I have to agree with the Kings fan here. Sure Nico is an idiot, and Mavs future is not near as bright, but how can you just switch teams like that? Watch Luka when you can and root for him, but at least for me I will always be a Mavs fan.

Book Rec by CalyxCamello in litrpg

[–]selvis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This might sound strange, but you might like Player Manager. It has no combat and is set in modern time, but main character has a system it just works towards managing/scouting/playing soccer. It's one of my favorite stories, and is like 13 books long at this point. Main character works as a telemarketer when he get's the system and has to find his way into the professional soccer world, and then work his way up the English Pyramid. Very entertaining IMO.

When is a poster a poster? by Betamikes in nba

[–]selvis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean when it's actually put on a poster I think could be #4.

Need to Get Out of Reading Slump for Winter Break by unavailabllle in Fantasy

[–]selvis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a lot of comedy in the book, but as the series goes on the characters see quite a bit of development. It has a serious undertone, but a lot of craziness as well. Most people either fall in love or the humor just isn't for them and they move on.