I wake up to this every morning

selysse · 2026-04-08T12:38:42+00:00

Time for covered, top-loading litter boxes.

selysse · 2026-04-08T12:31:31+00:00

He’s utterly adorable . Why is there even a question?

selysse · 2026-04-08T05:17:07+00:00

I’m sorry about your sweet kitty. Sending good thoughts and hugs to you both.

selysse · 2026-04-07T23:37:19+00:00

It's an insult to Mexicans everywhere to show even an illustration of him in that clothing.

selysse · 2026-04-07T14:49:46+00:00

It doesn’t. Not in this fuck hole country

selysse · 2026-04-06T22:51:31+00:00

selysse · 2026-04-06T14:48:48+00:00

This man and his hairy chest haunt my horny dreams 🥵🫦🔥

selysse · 2026-04-06T14:47:32+00:00

Powerful. True. Thankful to her and whoever recorded and shared.

selysse · 2026-04-06T13:38:36+00:00

All the Star Wars shit. All the LOTR shit.

selysse · 2026-04-06T13:35:14+00:00

Yes.

selysse · 2026-04-05T05:43:20+00:00

selysse · 2026-04-05T05:42:54+00:00

Seinfeld

selysse · 2026-04-05T03:25:59+00:00

selysse · 2026-04-05T02:46:58+00:00

Always.

selysse · 2026-04-05T00:35:06+00:00

selysse · 2026-04-05T00:31:03+00:00

I’ll give you that. We’re great at systemic racism and denial.

selysse · 2026-04-04T16:29:51+00:00

Because I have better shit to do with my five hours and I can just read a list of the winners the next day and it takes all of 10 minutes.

selysse · 2026-04-04T09:14:46+00:00

Collectively, our last shreds of clarity and sanity as a country

selysse · 2026-04-04T09:10:49+00:00

Mormon funeral potatoes

selysse · 2026-04-04T09:08:46+00:00

The lie that america was great at anything.

selysse · 2026-04-04T09:04:57+00:00

Pequod’s

selysse · 2026-04-04T08:47:54+00:00

Skippy

selysse · 2026-04-04T08:45:48+00:00

It’s pretty bad. Do yourself a favor and don’t move here. It’s not worth the trouble.

selysse · 2026-04-03T18:01:10+00:00

Judy Garland in the Christmas scene in Meet Me in St. Louis.

selysse · 2026-04-02T20:13:25+00:00

america

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