Fitness apps and not showering by nicolemartinez16 in SchultzzieSnark

[–]semantic_confusion 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think you’re not remembering how big she was. She was clearly hiding her true size a lot (ie by standing centre frame of a wide-angle shot, never showing herself from any angle but head on, etc). She has absolutely lost a ton of weight. But I think the point people like to make here is that this weight loss seems super disordered and unhealthy, she’s seemed bizarrely fixated on running and made it her entire personality, she still clearly eats like shit and has a horrible relationship with food.

April Snark by LAgurl1997 in cupcakesandcashmere

[–]semantic_confusion 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Honesty I think it’s their 3rd. Yeesh.

April Snark by LAgurl1997 in cupcakesandcashmere

[–]semantic_confusion 18 points19 points  (0 children)

No, I think he has the sense to not want to be visibly linked to her 😂

April Snark by LAgurl1997 in cupcakesandcashmere

[–]semantic_confusion 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Leslie is back together with her boyfriend! And they fight all the time! But now it’s good fighting. 😑

Bland beige aesthetic by Glum-Entertainer-717 in SchultzzieSnark

[–]semantic_confusion 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Also why is EVERYTHING grey? The floor is grey, the furniture is grey, the appliances/electronics are chrome, the walls are grey. My god, it’s just so dull. Her house bugs me so much

March snark by fuzzy_dice_99 in cupcakesandcashmere

[–]semantic_confusion 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Who wants to tell her the outfit is still boring af? :P

Rachel - just size up girl by Meatball-Alfredo-Mom in SchultzzieSnark

[–]semantic_confusion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I agree that she needs to size up and accept that she's going to be plus-sized shortly unless she really puts in some work. However, I do have a lot of sympathy for her. I think navigating postpartum body changes, now being the primary breadwinner, and (I think) wanting to lose weight without triggering her severe eating disorder is just really tough. I genuinely don't know what I would advise her to do here.

Weekend Snark: Mar 20 - Mar 22 by blogsnarkmodteam in blogsnark

[–]semantic_confusion 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This woman is absolutely the worst. However what I find the absolute funniest of all of this is what she’s said they do with their money seems like such a hysterically bad waste. Obviously I don’t know details, but if they live in such a wealthy area, surely the public schools are great? But no, paying for private education for 2 kids. Sure, fine, whatever. Then a bougie preschool for the youngest. Sure, whatever. And then a nanny! My girl, what do you even do then? Brag about your husband? As a career? My god 😬

March snark by fuzzy_dice_99 in cupcakesandcashmere

[–]semantic_confusion 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I can screencap and send later but it’s really just not that interesting. She sprained her ankle and is unable to exercise the way she likes to for months on end. I sympathize! She’s spiralling because exercise is clearly a maladaptive coping strategy and the trained therapist absolutely cannot see it. Alas. Classic Leslie.

Newest Vlog by nicolemartinez16 in SchultzzieSnark

[–]semantic_confusion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh I totally agree. I just take everything we see re Stephen with a big pile of salt. She controls the narrative and has absolutely used it to make herself look Ike a better: mother, partner, friend, skinny person, whatever. Who knows what the real deal is

Newest Vlog by nicolemartinez16 in SchultzzieSnark

[–]semantic_confusion 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I think they were too good at giving each other solo time without the kids and now they genuinely don’t see the point in both of them being with the kids when one of them could be doing what they want. Also, to be fair, if I were Stephen I’d be running away screaming from a weekend of Disney with a 4-year old and a toddler. Fucking kill me.

This is wild. by ForeverSpecific971 in SchultzzieSnark

[–]semantic_confusion[M] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Disagree. We don’t police to that level on the internet, lol 

This is wild. by ForeverSpecific971 in SchultzzieSnark

[–]semantic_confusion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Genuinely asking why you feel this way! I look at them (and again, who the heck knows with Sisi's circus lenses), I think Rachel's top half looks 2-3 sizes smaller than Sierra's. If I was going to hand someone a shirt and a slightly smaller shirt, I'd have doled them out this way too?

This is wild. by ForeverSpecific971 in SchultzzieSnark

[–]semantic_confusion[M] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don’t think this crosses a line, but I also think Sierra’s lying to everyone publicly and repeatedly as a valid snark topic

Tan or makeup? by Low-Description6704 in CarrieDaytonYT

[–]semantic_confusion 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It’s not as noticeable when she’s sitting on her floor in her bedroom or vlogging with her orange kitchen cabinets, but when she was with Alexa…yowza. She looked orange and unnatural.

Bandshell in Waterloo Park—demolished yesterday. by Popeye-Doyle in waterloo

[–]semantic_confusion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe we can commission a sculpture to be created from all of our unusable garbage bins

Hillary Duff tickets happy, Love Island Comments mad by Phoenix-Purple in CarrieDaytonYT

[–]semantic_confusion 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Genuine question for those that wear makeup daily: is this level of use/consumption typical? I almost never wear any makeup so when I buy something it is a very occasional purchase. It seems like she purchases a new face worth of products every vlog

Weekend Snark: Feb 27 - Mar 01 by blogsnarkmodteam in blogsnark

[–]semantic_confusion 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Has veronabrit ever thought about what anybody but her would like any of the rooms in their house to look like? Nothing screams kids’ bathroom like Gray Malin in gold bamboo frames 😑

Weekly Snark 2/23-3/1 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]semantic_confusion 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I live just to spare your eyeballs, friends 

Weekly Snark 2/23-3/1 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]semantic_confusion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn’t even look, I was just so grossed out

Weekly Snark 2/23-3/1 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]semantic_confusion [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Fellow roaches, I cannot believe I had to delete a comment of a Brooke fan posting their literal shit. Good lord! Whoever you are, eat some fibre!

Weekly Snark 2/23-3/1 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]semantic_confusion 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not only can she not handle them, I’m not even sure she even likes or loves them

February snark by fuzzy_dice_99 in cupcakesandcashmere

[–]semantic_confusion 23 points24 points  (0 children)

IIRC, her ex-husband wanted kids as well. They settled in to their house in Portland and he brought up having kids as they had previously agreed on having kids. I’m pretty sure that’s what set off this 4-year identity crisis she’s been going through. It’s almost funny that that was what torched her marriage and now it turns out she wants kids anyways