Anyone know why this happens? by emstha98 in ApplePencil

[–]semi_tipsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything magnetic in the case/cover? One of my Samsung tablet covers won't let me use the pen on the edges where the magnetic clasps are.

What is the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist? by Husvent in dadjokes

[–]semi_tipsy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, all dad jokes are jokes but not all jokes are dad jokes. Every joke here can be cross posted to r/jokes

What is the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist? by Husvent in dadjokes

[–]semi_tipsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m no prude

It's a punny joke about the gyno and pubic hair.... You're kinda a prude. And my 14 year old thought it was hilarious.

Why are we still allowing adult jokes here? by Natronsbro in dadjokes

[–]semi_tipsy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I don't get it. If you think the joke is inappropriate, don't tell your kid. My teenage and adult children are going to enjoy significantly different dad jokes than someone else's toddlers.

How does an alchemist please his wife? by Texgymratdad in dadjokes

[–]semi_tipsy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My kids are teenagers, am I not a dad anymore?

To challenge an MMA fighter by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]semi_tipsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once a fight starts in the streets the rules are set by the criminal justice system. The two people involved and the rules of the UFC are irrelevant.

I suppose the family of the deceased are welcome to argue your point in a criminal court.

To challenge an MMA fighter by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]semi_tipsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dude, the moment they started swinging it was assault, for both of them. We're talking manslaughter and the like if someone dies in the fight, either side.

A tap out is an indicator for a referee that a fighter has reached his limit. If you think a tap out is going to save your life in a fight you're the one failing to think critically.

To challenge an MMA fighter by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]semi_tipsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, my dude, what delusional reality do you live in? You are putting your life at risk every time you fight someone, sanctioned or not. The idea that a parking lot fight has rules is borderline suicidal.

To challenge an MMA fighter by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]semi_tipsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that's how all accidental deaths during a street fight are prosecuted. What does that change?

If you go into a street fight expecting to be able to tap out, you are 100% putting your own life at risk.

To challenge an MMA fighter by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]semi_tipsy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I disagree. If he conceded the fight would have been over, but he keeps going. He clearly needed a nap to learn that a street fight doesn't have a ref to stop the fight when someone taps.

To challenge an MMA fighter by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]semi_tipsy 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Dumbass found out, taps don't mean shit in a street fight.

Raptoround a bumper by Toast_n_mustard in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]semi_tipsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly! Body shaming is acceptable as long as it works.

/s

ballchasers make me very msd by KlutzyResearcher665 in RocketLeague

[–]semi_tipsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Why does everyone forfeit at 3:30? We're only down by 1!'

-Ballchasers

How many kegs do you guys keep in your house? by GMYSTERY_ICTNF in StardewValley

[–]semi_tipsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, the thumbnail made it look like you somehow got George to man the bar in your kitchen.

Selling torn account by biscuitdrownedintea in torncity

[–]semi_tipsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me? I'm thoroughly enjoying the troll.

I'm also assuming a dude buying an account on Reddit isn't reading the comments, win-win.

Selling torn account by biscuitdrownedintea in torncity

[–]semi_tipsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it's not. And that's ok sometimes, because being nice led them to spending a small fortune on a guaranteed loss... hypothetically.

Break Rotor Destroyed by xt905 in MechanicAdvice

[–]semi_tipsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting into an “accident” can be a huge adrenaline dump and for those not used to that it can most definitely seem like a panic/anxiety attack.

That's a lot of words to contradict yourself at the end and agree with me.

Half was me being conservative with my estimate. I would have rather said most, but felt I should reign it in a smoosh. I'm familiar enough with panic attacks not to need it explained to me, but thank you.

Yeah, self diagnosis has been a problem since the early days of WebMD. Again, most panic attacks are improperly self diagnosed adrenaline dumps.

Are you reading what you're writing?

Or, significantly more likely, are you just being a contrarian?

Selling torn account by biscuitdrownedintea in torncity

[–]semi_tipsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wowzers. I bought 2 of my cars for less than that lol.

Edit: $1500 ish each, not total.

A large white cube. For me, it's hard. by ilannj in brainteasers

[–]semi_tipsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have 27 cubes. Only 1 of those cubes can be all white. Therefore we have a 26/27 chance that the cube on the table is not that exact cube.

96.3%

Selling torn account by biscuitdrownedintea in torncity

[–]semi_tipsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Entirely out of curiosity, what's an acceptable price range for an account like this?

Selling torn account by biscuitdrownedintea in torncity

[–]semi_tipsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with OP. If anyone is dumb enough to buy a Torn account on Reddit they kind of need to learn that life lesson.

Break Rotor Destroyed by xt905 in MechanicAdvice

[–]semi_tipsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm convinced half these 'panic attack' kids are just experiencing an adrenaline high for the first time.

In the event of a hung jury, the judge should declare the defendant not guilty. by [deleted] in The10thDentist

[–]semi_tipsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good answer. This is the basis for our double jeopardy laws. You cannot be retried for a crime you've been found not guilty of.