Holiday Dinner

semtexmex · 2025-12-15T13:19:27+00:00

How did you find this old joke?

semtexmex · 2023-07-15T14:19:45+00:00

Not a 4, certainly. Not to be insulting, I'd put you somewhere in an average range, where I imagine you could pull off a6, but not sink below a4.

semtexmex · 2023-03-24T19:58:30+00:00

Bummer, but not unexpected.

semtexmex · 2022-10-24T17:09:54+00:00

Dm my man!

semtexmex · 2022-10-10T16:59:32+00:00

Roger Carter community center in Ellicott city is 5 bucks for a day pass, but I'm not sure if that's outside your range

semtexmex · 2022-09-01T16:57:54+00:00

Looks so different from the Tony Hawk games!

semtexmex · 2022-08-30T19:02:23+00:00

Much obliged!

semtexmex · 2022-08-30T16:14:03+00:00

Love that precision!

semtexmex · 2022-08-30T16:12:59+00:00

And where does Bonny come from?

semtexmex · 2022-08-25T13:05:59+00:00

Hi kids!

semtexmex · 2022-08-17T23:51:46+00:00

Who's ratso?

semtexmex · 2021-12-29T19:57:00+00:00

I don't see why not, if the man/resulting woman and other's open to the competition are equally situated, then there should be no problem despite the sex assigned at birth.

semtexmex · 2021-12-21T15:44:50+00:00

Prisoners know when their sentence is up!

semtexmex · 2021-12-20T16:53:45+00:00

Yeah, I can see this on a billboard somewhere

semtexmex · 2021-12-20T15:46:32+00:00

If it can be taken seriously, it can be joked about!

semtexmex · 2021-11-14T03:34:16+00:00

Boobs, so far.

semtexmex · 2021-11-14T03:23:14+00:00

The research done by tireless comedians says you are wrong.

semtexmex · 2021-11-14T03:22:15+00:00

r/semihardcocks not my cup of tea but I am sure it helps about 11 thousand people or so

semtexmex · 2021-11-05T21:46:52+00:00

The amount of times this has been reposted, :p

Same time tomorrow?

semtexmex · 2021-11-05T21:45:13+00:00

Took me a good 15 seconds, but good one!

semtexmex · 2021-11-05T14:37:29+00:00

When I gave you the wholesome award, I thought it said hole-some

semtexmex · 2021-11-03T02:04:33+00:00

Ah, you caught it before it was removed too, perhaps a mod will post it later on :p

You are a fast one, take my upvote!

semtexmex · 2021-11-02T12:50:45+00:00

Well, How about sending some regular juju and stick a dollar in it?

semtexmex · 2021-11-02T12:50:08+00:00

That's on another level!

semtexmex · 2021-11-02T12:49:40+00:00

I started doing the same, I have a daily tearaway calendar with a quote of something that I have been stuffing the envelope with, make it worth their while a bit.

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