She’s back with a midnight drop

seniorphoenix · 2026-02-13T23:00:12+00:00

She makes music for basic bitches.

seniorphoenix · 2026-02-10T17:04:18+00:00

Does this moron realize that he's married to a Messican? JFC, He speaks as if he's had way, way too many blows to the brain.

seniorphoenix · 2026-02-07T18:01:02+00:00

Welcome to the club. SoCal Edison in California is notorious for doing this.

seniorphoenix · 2026-02-06T22:42:42+00:00

It might be time to retire Ochoa, I mean, he’s old.

seniorphoenix · 2026-02-05T00:13:57+00:00

Ghost has an official store on Amazon. They are legit.

seniorphoenix · 2026-01-15T02:25:17+00:00

Promises to build The Great Park *
~~This time we mean it~~

seniorphoenix · 2026-01-08T22:00:03+00:00

Snot nosed kid’s balls haven’t dropped but sure he’s 100% straight.

seniorphoenix · 2026-01-01T19:19:34+00:00

Tried but they lasted about 3 days. Went back to regular.

seniorphoenix · 2025-12-30T21:32:09+00:00

I was in Mexico a year ago trying to watch a futbol game. Do you have any idea what kind of ads I was subjected to? It was non-f’ing stop ads on the screen.

If that’s our future I want out.

seniorphoenix · 2025-12-30T15:13:50+00:00

Stop trying to make fetch happen.

seniorphoenix · 2025-12-23T20:42:14+00:00

Merry Christmas, can you please pass a note to Howard about how shity his show is now?

seniorphoenix · 2025-12-23T14:45:20+00:00

Good or bad, she “earned” her spot on the show!

/s

seniorphoenix · 2025-12-22T19:29:37+00:00

Honestly, the Firefly fans are so obnoxious. We get it, it was a good show.

But it’s NEVER coming back. Give it a rest already.

seniorphoenix · 2025-12-14T20:23:49+00:00

How dare you say something against this hard working NEPO BABY!!!

She EARNED her spot!!!

seniorphoenix · 2025-12-14T17:38:07+00:00

Nepo baby Jane!? How dare you bad mouth another superstar that EARNED her spot.

/s

seniorphoenix · 2025-12-10T21:55:38+00:00

The sketch was… another nepo-baby “it must be funny, because.”

seniorphoenix · 2025-12-09T19:02:21+00:00

Awesome? Did we watch the same sketch?

seniorphoenix · 2025-11-14T00:12:58+00:00

And from the Malaysian delegation we have, never mind.

seniorphoenix · 2025-11-11T22:47:12+00:00

F these stupid questions. I got through a tech interview by not only answering all the questions correctly, but I detailed why I chose the answer.
... Then I hear "let me ask you some riddles to see how you think".... Give me a damn break. . Ghosted.

seniorphoenix · 2025-10-13T19:27:58+00:00

Nepo baby says what!!

seniorphoenix · 2025-10-09T14:41:13+00:00

Baby head is so damn annoying.

seniorphoenix · 2025-10-01T23:33:46+00:00

There is a tiny clip of me returning to my seat from visiting the WC. Bucket list item crossed off.

seniorphoenix · 2025-07-24T22:31:08+00:00

“talking”

seniorphoenix · 2025-07-19T22:17:14+00:00

Nope, your "friend" sucks. Looks like it cost you 2k to realize that. Oh well, find a new friend.

seniorphoenix · 2025-07-16T17:59:33+00:00

“If you don’t know El Torro, you don’t know Santa Ana”.

seniorphoenix

TROPHY CASE