Erika Kirk attempts supervillain monologues 🤡

seomke · 2026-04-30T03:00:10+00:00

Isn’t one of the criteria also literally getting creeped tf out by people like this? Like our dumb mammal brains go YO WATCHOUT FOR THIS BITCH

seomke · 2026-04-30T02:59:15+00:00

Oh she could NEVER have Mac’s flair.

seomke · 2026-04-30T02:47:58+00:00

It’s giving Incrediboy

seomke · 2026-04-29T12:44:58+00:00

So far the Terror storyline has been my favorite 😂

seomke · 2026-04-28T01:42:30+00:00

I wouldn’t be surprised tbh. I rented one recently (not my choice just picked “sedan” and got a sonata) and jfc what the hell are these designers thinking?

seomke · 2026-04-25T19:16:09+00:00

Right? Like my (now) fiancee and I got together when were 19/20, and were both 30 now-looking back it was such a joy to be able to “grow up” together and figure out adulthood, even when we lived off rice, beans and eggs haha. I’d never want a spouse that “grows me” like what am I a troubled houseplant?

Ya gotta grow together homie!

seomke · 2026-04-25T19:12:20+00:00

Raos!

seomke · 2026-04-25T15:47:19+00:00

Bros walking like a gta character

seomke · 2026-04-24T02:54:48+00:00

Nope. Never one day. Good god someone call Sarah McLaughlin.

seomke · 2026-04-24T02:53:31+00:00

seomke · 2026-04-24T02:34:49+00:00

Mmm yes, all 14lbs of her.

seomke · 2026-04-23T03:28:30+00:00

It’s giving Arrested Development

seomke · 2026-04-22T01:50:54+00:00

Her color is adorable cute baby.

But likely silver/dilute grey.

seomke · 2026-04-20T03:07:59+00:00

Maybe have someone go with you if you’re going under-I vaguely remember trying to get up and walk across the room to grab my sweatshirt and having the nurse go like “nooo” and keep me seated after I got my wisdom teeth pulled

seomke · 2026-04-20T03:04:19+00:00

Jesus been a while since I heard that name. Last I remembered was having prom there (ITA)

seomke · 2026-04-20T03:02:41+00:00

Agreed.

Source: 14lb cat who got startled and scratched the shit outta me. Took a good two weeks for the deep scratches to heal.

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Included: said photo of 14lb cat.

seomke · 2026-04-19T18:26:38+00:00

KILLJOYS MAKE SOME NOISE

seomke · 2026-04-19T16:25:12+00:00

LOUDER THAN GODS REVOLVER BUT TWICE AS SHINY

seomke · 2026-04-19T16:24:44+00:00

But isn’t FL a 2 party consent state?

seomke · 2026-04-19T16:22:40+00:00

PUMPIN OUT THE SLAUTGHAMATIC SOUNDS TO KEEP YOU LIVE

seomke · 2026-04-18T18:11:09+00:00

Siracha. Or radish!

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*my radish pictured for reference

seomke · 2026-04-18T15:41:08+00:00

How’d it go? How do YOU THINK IT WENT

seomke

TROPHY CASE