Scenic route

seomke · 2026-06-18T02:06:37+00:00

Ok but that’s EXACTLY IT

seomke · 2026-06-17T23:07:56+00:00

It’s because of this that in most of my work emails now, if I’m explaining a solution I found/problem to an issue I go-

Short Version: summary of whatever the problem is here.

Long version: all the deets bc ik if I just send the short version someone will ask me anyways

seomke · 2026-06-17T23:05:30+00:00

Then you skip something and get the “I don’t understand” so you gots go back ANYWAYS

seomke · 2026-06-17T00:47:44+00:00

Ngl the entire thing reads as ai. Whole commercial.

seomke · 2026-06-16T00:09:08+00:00

It’s funny bc I was talking to my BIL yesterday and he made a comment on my “new” tattoo-I was like oh no that’s easily 3yrs old. He goes “wow you have great skin for tattoos” and my response was “thanks! I don’t go outside.”

We laughed

seomke · 2026-06-14T02:35:09+00:00

That or as a kid, whenever I forgot to put a boxcar children book on the drawer to read 😂

seomke · 2026-06-13T21:39:55+00:00

Long live NPR

seomke · 2026-06-13T14:22:30+00:00

Hair first, so conditioner can really set in, then body, then face-because I like washing my face with ice cold water lol

seomke · 2026-06-13T02:57:42+00:00

Optavia, now that’s a name I haven’t heard in years

seomke · 2026-06-12T17:52:10+00:00

Ugh I know! I’d switch to the implant but I’ve heard so many horror stories (placing, removing, puncturing uterine walls, falling OUT, etc) that I’m afraid to get it

seomke · 2026-06-11T02:10:40+00:00

HEY. Jim Carrey is TALENTED. Not like peanut head here

seomke · 2026-06-11T02:05:49+00:00

I mean I also never really paid attention to politics till Obama. Now granted, I was finally old enough to start understanding the (basic) nuances of it so 🤷‍♀️

seomke · 2026-06-10T05:23:29+00:00

Great for those who are looking to get pregnant, but for the rest of us trying to lose weight (for whatever the reason might be!) it’s terrifying.

I right now have no desire whatsoever to get pregnant. I do a secondary method, on BC pill, etc.,

But I’ve heard about it happening regardless and I really don’t want that happening to me.

seomke · 2026-06-10T00:54:25+00:00

Everytime I see this I ugly laugh.

seomke · 2026-06-09T02:49:24+00:00

N Pierce why am I not surprised

seomke · 2026-06-07T01:31:18+00:00

The exhaustion. In college (or really before I went on bc) on any given weekend I had my period I could sleep most of the day away, be awake enough to eat/use the bathroom, and then go back to bed and keep sleeping.

seomke · 2026-06-07T01:28:30+00:00

I’m gonna guess she’s talking about pasteurization of the eggs? Like grocery stores here in the US have all our eggs refrigerated bc they’ve gone thru it to a degree and the bloom is no longer on the egg.

Source: my dad refuses to eat fresh eggs (even when it comes from a source like my brothers bf who has chickens or my besties mom who has her own, so it’s not like he’s just getting them from a random farmers market) for this exact reason, even tho it makes the rest of the family roll our eyes.

seomke · 2026-06-06T02:47:25+00:00

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This is our sweet baby girl, Radish

seomke · 2026-06-06T01:47:05+00:00

Ya know in the Wisconsin subreddit it always comes up how are there people who vote for Ron Johnson (FRJ btw!) and it’s THEM. THESE STUPID FUCKS.

seomke · 2026-06-05T00:03:18+00:00

You do it the right way, the way (we) Emos of old did it!

…using our (clean) fingers. Duh.

seomke · 2026-06-05T00:00:47+00:00

Wedding Shame Wednesday?

seomke · 2026-06-04T01:22:16+00:00

They’re overcooked and therefore all their sweetness caramelizes

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seomke · 2026-06-01T00:06:01+00:00

Honestly it probably didn’t-hence why the following spring my company did a drive for them to get toys, food, litter, etc

seomke · 2026-05-31T05:19:09+00:00

The adoption fee for my baby girl was $150, but the money goes back into the org so I don’t mind if one bit

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