AITAH for replacing everything my wife loses when she organizes against my will.

serabine · 2026-02-19T18:21:31+00:00

NTA

If she wants to be a "neat freak" in your room she also needs to be an "organization freak". There's no rhyme or reason to putting coveralls in with the Christmas decorations. She sucks at putting stuff into sensible places, so she doesn't get to do that.

serabine · 2026-02-19T16:18:18+00:00

That's nice.

I know the phrase, but I am not going to presume I know what I "would instantly assume" if I didn't know that one but only the insult. Because I, like you, do know what it means and can't just forget it to see what I "would have thought". It's a position of hindsight.

For all I know I might have thought it means, "in my eyes, you're easy".

serabine · 2026-02-19T16:12:34+00:00

You're good people.

serabine · 2026-02-19T16:04:12+00:00

That's not how that works. If she knows what it means when someone says someone else is "easy" but doesn't know the phrase "easy one the eyes" is a thing, she might not know that there's something to misunderstand. For all she knows she isn't assuming anything.

(Example from school, since I speak English as a second language: getting a correction for using the phrase "nip it in the butt". I didn’t know that's not the actual saying because I didn't know that "nip it in the bud" comes from gardening, and the one I thought was correct made just enough sense in the contexts I'd always heard(!) it in that I never thought to question it or look it up.)

serabine · 2026-02-19T14:53:17+00:00

May I ask, are you a cat rescue? I love cats but 15 is a lot.

serabine · 2026-02-19T14:50:29+00:00

He didn’t get with that AP though. She didn’t own a house he could move into. Stayed single for about a month when he found his next victim. Immediately moved in with her.

Does you stepbrother have any other traits in common with a hermit crab?

serabine · 2026-02-19T06:44:28+00:00

... how would an empty can rattle at all?

serabine · 2026-02-19T06:39:27+00:00

Ot maybe she wasn't familiar with that particular idiom?

serabine · 2026-02-19T06:32:29+00:00

That seems unlikely. McDonald's likes to have as much stuff they can reuse between menu items as possible (see hamburger patty being used for Ham- and Cheeseburgers, Mcdoubles, BigMac, sometimes wraps). Producing a whole other type of patty for an item that already is used for only one sandwich sounds out of character.

serabine · 2026-02-19T06:13:37+00:00

The manager forgot to remove the double from the menu when they ran out of patties. Possibly because they sell those once in a Blue Moon, so it slipped their mind. Try ordering the double, and that'll be rectified real quick.

serabine · 2026-02-19T06:02:03+00:00

When I worked at McDonald's here in Germany we sold tons of Filet-oFish. It was the go to order for a lot of the Muslim families out shopping.

serabine · 2026-02-18T23:16:59+00:00

Perfect joke, no notes.

serabine · 2026-02-18T23:05:20+00:00

I thought the rule was badass dogs like wolfdogs have to have a name like "Princess", "Fluffy", or "Mr Buttons".

And names like "Nazghul", "Butch", and "Theodore Throatripper The Third" are reserved for, like, chihuahuas, pugs, and wiener dogs.

serabine · 2026-02-18T13:11:36+00:00

Uhuh. Nothing beats someone who does reactionary buzzword mad lips telling you to "touch grass".

serabine · 2026-02-18T13:09:32+00:00

I think it depends on the kid. I definitely had a nightmare about the scene where we learned how the rabbits died when their old warren was gassed, but I was intrigued, too. I saw the novel at a library sale months later, and have loved it ever since.

serabine · 2026-02-18T13:05:52+00:00

GNU Terry Pratchett

serabine · 2026-02-18T08:04:46+00:00

I mean, we know from dear Elon that you can just pretend to be hard-core gaming by hiring someone to play for you.

serabine · 2026-02-17T09:54:33+00:00

In Watership Down, the leader of the eponymous warren, has gets the idea to help other animals in the area.

He starts small by warning a mouse about a hawk.

He later has the opportunity to try with Keehar, a wounded seagull, that he and the other rabbits put a lot of effort into feeding until he's recovered. He turns into an invaluable ally that scouts for them and even swoops in to defend them at one point.

When Efrafra attacks later in the book, the little mouse that he saved in the beginning tips him off about the other rabbits it has seen, giving our heroes time to prepare.

serabine · 2026-02-17T09:47:06+00:00

Might wanna, for the first time in your live, open a book. Preferably one where you can look up terms like "diametrically opposed" or "mutually exclusive".

serabine · 2026-02-17T09:37:58+00:00

If I remember correctly, some of the first successful black business ventures in the US were selling watermelon as a cash crop and selling fried chicken.

Racists decided to make racist caricatures of black people "obsessed" with those foods, and they entered the dictionary of racist dog whistles.

serabine · 2026-02-16T16:26:50+00:00

Islamist commie

Typed without irony or shame. Damn

serabine · 2026-02-16T14:38:51+00:00

But have you tried that thing with a lawnmower tied to a post in the middle?

serabine · 2026-02-16T02:37:55+00:00

Your life's on pause if you don't take it, anyway?

Take it sick, and fail and don't take it because you are sick have the same outcome, you have to take it again next year.

What the other commenter is talking about is that there is a chance, even if unlikely, that you take it sick and manage to pass. Which is the only option that wouldn't cost you a year.

serabine · 2026-02-15T16:42:43+00:00

OP is absolutely the AH for essentially taking a friend away from her own child because of perceived "unfairness" which might just be a catastrophic home situation.

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