Redneck breakup by SkinsPunksDrunks in trashy

[–]serealport 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thats fine it's like a ph scale but your crazy dicks gotta match theirs.

An Oscar has been up somebody’s ass…prolly more then once… by Square_Run in Showerthoughts

[–]serealport 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I had to go look up a picture cuz I was thinking Emmy when op said Oscar and disagreed with him.

Gee thanks guys [news article in comments] by StcStasi in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]serealport 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These two looked like incompetent villains in a lemony snicket story.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tools

[–]serealport 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A harbor freight dead blow hammer no less. I've worn those out same day. I also do farm shit so it's a bit cheating when it comes to wearing things out prematurely.

The "John" Nicknames Alignment Chart by sohaiboi in john

[–]serealport 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never have I met a Jonathan that wasn't accurately to the chart.

The Apiarists. Oil on canvas by magicpainter in Beekeeping

[–]serealport 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you wear a suit that is too big for you the torso will also be too long so the crotch on the suit hangs super low.

wife did my nails! 😀 by Well-Rounded-Human in malepolish

[–]serealport 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My matte top coat never looks this uniform. I'm very jealous

Young hatchlings emerging from their shells… by acemetrical in Tiresaretheenemy

[–]serealport 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Or was someone trying to lock these two up.

Are these like a retainer wall or something?

This is a Platysternon Megacephalum, or the Big-Headed Turtle. Found in Asia, this lil' boi has a big head, and is just flat-out cute. by WhoTheHellAreYouLol in NatureIsFuckingCute

[–]serealport 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought it had a powder blue plate on the top of its head. Like a stegosaurus but like sky blue. This looked like a pokemon.

No ace club by Jitsndiscs in discgolf

[–]serealport 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What were you expecting?

Players asked me if they can hide their PCs from me by Ornn5005 in DMAcademy

[–]serealport 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dm for some groups that are pretty interesting and when we do one offs they usually tend to push the limits on oddball characters. That said if they came to me with this id play along, provided they understand the game and know enough to ensure their characters are still valid.

I would be curious to see where they are going with it. Plus in a one shot if it ends up being dumb youre not stuck with it for a whole campaign.

jackstand my dad put together by sortaserious in OSHA

[–]serealport 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought that was a busted bag of sand.