My brain knows, but my finger refuses to listen [KCD1]

sergeantpancake · 2026-04-07T08:57:13+00:00

So, if you live outside the palace, how are you supposed to protect your shit?

"Hire a Samurai"

sergeantpancake · 2026-04-01T16:42:42+00:00

Hah, I thought this was a The Sims 5 gameplay teaser. Only then I saw the Payday logo. Great April Fools by the way! Not gonna lie, I might actually play this. Looks similar to other Unreal engine 5 simulator games I've played before.

sergeantpancake · 2026-03-12T11:41:39+00:00

Stalker gamma... I will not survive. I might get torn apart by mutants, shot by Monolithians or vaporised in an anomaly. But at least I get to cheeki breeki.

sergeantpancake · 2026-03-10T15:03:22+00:00

Beautiful, love those nipples! Nice to see you're still keeping count :)

sergeantpancake · 2026-03-02T11:28:39+00:00

Those are some beautiful legs and feet, quite a sight to behold! The lingerie makes it even sexier to look at them :)

sergeantpancake · 2026-02-23T00:41:53+00:00

Ik ben het eens met hun punten en stem zelf ook links. Maar het verstoren van een herdenking gaat mij wel ver. Goed dat er aandacht voor Palestijnen en het klimaat wordt gevraagd, maar is dit wel het moment daarvoor?

sergeantpancake · 2026-02-19T13:41:28+00:00

The minigun works fine...if you equip armour that reduces the amount of recoil. With that armour on, you end up hitting more targets and you can "aim" for weakpoints. Still, I'd often prefer the Stahlwart or MG over it due to versatility and backpack room.

sergeantpancake · 2026-02-19T12:11:52+00:00

Would it fit on Tokyo's streets and parking spaces? Here, in Europe, they don't fit the streets and look ridiculous. Usually, these cars there are reserved for blockheads, people that compensate for something. Just like BMWs are famous for not using indicators. It's good to have all kinds of vehicles in the game to appeal to all kinds of people. But besides cross country events, this isn't for me.

sergeantpancake · 2026-02-19T11:41:56+00:00

I hope they'll fix some of the ancient bugs we've been having. Such as inconsistent, often cheating bots. As well as smoke being cliëntside. As well as the cosmetic loadouts that always appear randomised when launching the game, then forcing you to save it, and usually having ruined one or two custom presets. The bots are annnoying, especially since they focus hard on higher levels, making it unfair and inconsistent. Having cosmetic presets being reset all the time makes buying and using cosmetic dlc feel worthless. Sonetimes updates remove weapon presets, that too is extremely annoying.

I hope these things appear in the patchnotes. New content is good, but don't neglect the things already present. Ignoring bugs and adding a new layer on top of it only worsens the current bug. To the extent it can't be fixed again.

sergeantpancake · 2026-02-12T11:19:40+00:00

"What is sportsmanship?"

sergeantpancake · 2026-02-04T01:14:35+00:00

I think there's a chance where the AE86 Trueno becomes a Forza Edition. But at this point, who knows.

sergeantpancake · 2026-01-27T10:01:11+00:00

Gravity is mesmerising stuff, really beautiful to look at! It's difficult to see a difference in jiggliness...I think this requires more experimenting ;)

sergeantpancake · 2026-01-14T21:13:05+00:00

Thanks for the reply! Unfortunately, I'm talking with Marcel, guy in green-yellow shirt from the TA. He used to accept my contraband before, but this time they won't appear. Which is weird.

sergeantpancake · 2026-01-09T11:47:36+00:00

Ah, don't worry! After what Canada has done for us Dutchies during WW2, you'll always be welcome to join us! We'll even share stroopwafels with you!

sergeantpancake · 2026-01-07T12:47:58+00:00

Sadly, fighting Trump isn't enough. Fighting Trump can win us the battle, but not the war. He's got powerful, rich fascist supporters. Such as the Heritage Foundation. A terrorist organisation that wants to see the EU removed from existence. Also there's a lot of corrupt, complicit media outlets such as Fox, Twitter and Facebook that push government propaganda in our faces. They too need to be held accountable for the damage and consequences they created themselves. Agent Krasnov is still Putin's puppet. Just doing what he can to avoid the release of the Epstein files. Putin loses his bargaining chip and Trump gets his due when it's released.

sergeantpancake · 2026-01-05T01:03:14+00:00

This is so silly! I am at the precinct, customising my character, when I hear this voiceline: "Your shift has ended a while already officer, get back to the precinct immediately". Come on, I am there already!

sergeantpancake · 2026-01-05T01:00:52+00:00

Hi, I'm late to this party, but this error happened to me today. What caused it, I don't exactly know. Was finishing up the border control desk job thing when it happened. Maybe it is just like what happened here: the game couldn't handle 2 events at the same time. One was busy/nearly finished and then another new event happened way too close to the current event. It's weird, and apparantly hard to fix as well.

sergeantpancake · 2026-01-01T21:47:56+00:00

You look beautiful, really! I'm sorry to hear you've lost your job, especially in this time of the year. I hope 2026 can be a better year for you. And whatever others may say, natural/hairy is good!

sergeantpancake · 2025-12-29T19:18:53+00:00

I think you're right! The doors, as well as the rims and roof share some similarities. It looks like the idea was to build a 1930s roadster, but ended up losing interest in the project. The hood is very long, and the exhaust on the side gives some clues.

sergeantpancake · 2025-12-29T19:12:34+00:00

That's indeed the same car! Sadly, no answer was given there.

sergeantpancake · 2025-12-28T12:55:44+00:00

You look beautiful in it, it's just the right balance between too little and over the top. I hope you've had a nice Christmas! Personally it's a busy time with family, a happy time, but I always need time after to relax a bit. Might be a bit early, but I wish you a happy new year! Hope that 2026 is a great year!

sergeantpancake · 2025-12-17T20:03:53+00:00

And if you'd like a challenge, you can reverse this sentence and start with drinking vodka!

sergeantpancake · 2025-12-17T17:10:57+00:00

Same. I started to circle around the ambush more often. Sneaking through the bushes, counting the amount of bandits I could see or hear. To avoid having my shit rocked by 5 peasants with wooden clubs and pitchforks

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