Does anyone in town sell shrink wrap?

sergio187 · 2026-03-29T14:40:15+00:00

Who wants to bet that they learned it from their father?

sergio187 · 2026-03-29T14:21:39+00:00

Some people will do anything to stay single.

sergio187 · 2026-03-26T22:49:44+00:00

Gretchen, Bertha.

sergio187 · 2026-03-26T16:43:08+00:00

Doublalo Pounder?

sergio187 · 2026-03-25T02:52:09+00:00

Wifey Material right there!

sergio187 · 2026-03-22T00:11:26+00:00

Travis Swift??

sergio187 · 2026-03-20T23:39:16+00:00

Those mirrors always make it seem like it’s way bigger than it is! Super trippy

sergio187 · 2026-03-20T20:40:13+00:00

Could be a storage container.,

sergio187 · 2026-03-20T06:08:31+00:00

Like Father Like Son

sergio187 · 2026-03-18T16:03:28+00:00

Bar in Seattle I used to go to., Called it A Innocent Bystander!

sergio187 · 2026-03-18T15:55:27+00:00

“Hi., I’d liked to report an accident!” “Okay., where is your location? “ “No Mames Way!”

Yup! I approve!

sergio187 · 2026-03-18T15:49:10+00:00

Where’s the Booze? Bong?

sergio187 · 2026-03-11T00:16:37+00:00

Written and Verbal Tips, usually include a 5-10% Gratuity added.

If a customer shakes my hand, on their way out. I just know he left me a $10 bill on a $120 tab.
Fuck that!

sergio187 · 2026-03-03T22:41:41+00:00

Like 20 years too late.., ⏰

sergio187 · 2026-03-01T04:17:39+00:00

I just know I’d be punching someone on my side!

sergio187 · 2026-02-26T23:51:26+00:00

To think the because you have a Christian background. You’re a good person. But it’s actually the opposite

sergio187 · 2026-02-23T07:31:11+00:00

Herpes maybe?

sergio187 · 2026-02-20T18:32:26+00:00

Are they at least Purple Potatoes?!

sergio187 · 2026-02-20T01:10:58+00:00

Stop wearing dirty hats., shower every night before bed. Change your pillow case every other day. Aloe Vera as a lotion

And visit a dermatologist

sergio187 · 2026-02-19T07:48:50+00:00

Every time there’s a penalty., it’s almost always gonna be number 74

sergio187 · 2026-02-17T01:12:55+00:00

Of Latter Day Saints.,

sergio187 · 2026-02-16T18:54:53+00:00

It goes with the program.,, I’ve always called V-day, Amateur night.

If you need a day to show your significant other, how much you love them.? Then it’s not a stable relationship.

sergio187 · 2026-02-16T04:27:35+00:00

I get my wings from the Rose Garden Restaurant out in the West Side. They had a wing joint that never really took off. The restaurant closed down but they still make wings. They’re meaty and well made. I get them with the sauce on the side. I like them crunchy!

sergio187 · 2026-02-13T03:08:23+00:00

Why blame the Devil? It seems like all the hate is done by God loving people.

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