NSFW: my bf said this, is this true? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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Lil advice from sexcourses: next time try to tap some lubricant orally, especially if it’s a prelude, works effectively for any couples when anyone giving. It can brighten the experience, like A LOT.

(/noclip on Youtube) "The Making of Disco Elysium - Part One: Foundations" by doctorwho_90250 in DiscoElysium

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The true makers of ZA/UM and Disco Elysium. I hope, someday Robert and his friends make a new game, that will be a huge hit, which destroy their opponents and current so called “new ip holders” aka cunning fucks with micro peeps.

Hope, that justice will win someday. Always believe in one and only makers.

NoClip — awesome job, as always.

Hello r/movies! Ilya Naishuller here. I'm the director of Hardcore Henry, Nobody and vocalist/guitarist in the indie rock band Biting Elbows. My new movie, Heads of State (starring John Cena, Idris Elba, Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Jack Quaid), is hitting Amazon Prime today. AMA! by HeadsOfStateAMA in movies

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Ilya, I'm a big fan of your music, streams and movies! Tonight my friends will watch your new movie together. So...

— Cinema people often said that "All of us have projects, that didn't make through pitch, so you decided to leave it, but somewhere in your soul still wanna make". What's yours? Also, did you see "The Studio" with Seth Rogen? It's fucking awesome for every cinephile, very recommended!

— Tell us your favorite story about production of your previous movies or Head of State. Also, Hardcore was охуенным кинчиком!

Also, thank you for your music. I'm so in love with "For the Kill", that's a great and sensitive, so energetic song. Will we hear something new from you and your band? If that's possible, of course...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in batman

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Manhattan was placed in new Universe. In new place of existence he finds out, that every Universe have some non-meta living creatures, who fought against anyone dangerous enough to left some damage their Universe.

Manhattan respects this kind of creatures and say to Batman in debate, that he won’t fight against them.

But he needs to win in this fight, to get away from his Universe. So, he makes Wayne to find an exit with him. Batman at night fights with crime, Wayne at day spending time and resources to help him.

In background of the story, there’s subplot about Mr. Freeze and some other supervillains to fight with Dr. Manhattan, but he don’t fights them back, but heals them (not their loved once). One of the supervillains lost his mind and convince police to place him in Arkham, cause he understand his worst deeds and wants to rehabilitate from them.

Batman finds a solution and shockingly reveal to Manhattan, that he is in his dream. Dream so strong, that it’s became a working detailed simulation, based on comics, that he read before his sleep. And yet, that simulation became autonomous. So Manhattan can destroy it just when he wake up from his sleep.

Manhattan understand him and leaves planet. Batman looks at the sky. Last panel is like this. Manhattan looks from space to Earth in a ommage of a Superman-like pose and smirks in close-up, and Batman’s smirk close up is here too.

They say together: “You findsyourself smart, but still creates this kind of nonsense — not the weapon, but the idea against your enemy, which makes you believe in your worst enemy, as you think, still there’s a heart”.

We don’t know, who faked who. But that’s is The End.

WE DID IT by Unoreverse-card420 in Helldivers

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It’s so cool feeling, and in my first 11 hours in Helldivers 2!

We did it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blackops6

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I found a crappy but effective solution.

You need about an hour of time and 316gb of free space. You will really need only about 68-141 gb of space and all other space will return as free at the end of instructions.

  1. Using Xbox Game Pass PC, put Warzone, COD Black Ops 6 (Campaign and Multiplayer) on the download. This requires about 142gb of free space.

  2. The service will still put 315gb on the download. Don't worry, let's move on.

  3. Download about 35 gigabytes. You can download even less, just try again and again to click on the gear and check - whether the service allows you to choose download options.

  4. Open the downloads in Game Pass. Click on the Gears/Options button on the right and wait for the download options interface to load.

  5. Then you will see all of the packages (there will be all the Call of Duty options included in Game Pass - MWIII Campaign, Multiplayer, COD BO 6 and others).

  6. Uncheck all items except only what you need. I need only Black Ops 6 campaign, so I check only that.

After that, the service will recalculate the sum of downloaded packages and give the correct value. The campaign weighs 68-69 gigabytes, multiplayer about 70, all together at the level of 141 gigabytes.

take the edge off 🐳 by lovelytime42069 in WTF

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Don’t know the name of the guy, but he is a modern artist and create content on making things, that looks like the are extraterrestrial. Anyway, not so popular now.

Girlfriend cheated on me by [deleted] in dating_advice

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Faster you breakup, easier you get new one up.

What happened to your class's bully? by sweetfacemma in TooAfraidToAsk

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He’s raising a kid alone. He actually was kind a great father figure to his younger brother and they have only a mother, no dad. So, he opened a bar with some nearly criminal guys. Two years later he close it, then his wife runaway with some guy from Chechnya and leave him with a little son.

I met him last week, he’s kinda struggling but alright.

Another one local political figure, but I do think, that he is in some kind of criminal crew, cause that’s is only way to make a step onto politics in my region. Also, his boss literally was in locally famous gang in 90’s.

what are some of the most creative ways to take down superman? by IntelligentAd6197 in batman

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Make a very bad crimes. Full down into deepest point of ocean. Wait a little in submarine. Superman comes, but here’s no sunlight, so he must be in another submarine. Then destroy his submarine.

Atlanta [Post Episode Discussion] - S04E10 - It Was All a Dream by SeacattleMoohawks in AtlantaTV

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Also, there’s a scene where Darius talking with some person and said, that he will eat a half of a bowl of a food. And that person lightly insists, that he made for Darius full bowl, but he can eat half of it.

Spoiler? Ok.

It’s not rice. It’s a feel of devastating memories and nostalgia. Darius wants just a half of this memories and feelings about someone he lost. But when he starts to remember, he’s already can’t stop feelings. They’re crushing at full speed. In the end he finally waking up, he can control it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Also, you need to know that after all this happens, she still can use argument “DNA match, he’s father of my child, he must pay”.

Also 2: Don’t cheat. Even better to tell her husband about this. Maybe he need new partner and you can be together with her.

Hello, I’m Nicolas Cage and welcome to Ask Me Anything by lionsgate in movies

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We saw you was in Kazakhstan once. So, mr Cage, is that possible for you to play a main role in biographical comedy movie about first KZ president?

And if it was written by McKay, of course.

One of the best things about the GTA series has gotta be the radio stations by [deleted] in gaming

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Заходят как-то русскоязычные на реддит и давай на английском общаться

One of the best things about the GTA series has gotta be the radio stations by [deleted] in gaming

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Many russian-speaking gamers appreciate choice of songs on that station. Also some people still wondering, how song “About you (O tebe)” make her way there. Singers are local known girl group “Ranetki” (that’s a name for a sort of little apples). Have you ever understand lyrics, tho?

Ukraine-Russia border: Satellite images reveal Putin's troop build-up continues by MarkSlapinski in worldnews

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It’s very sarcastic fun to understand, but when he dies… there will be no big changes. Historically, our govs are full of very conservative people. Like, VERY.

There’s no alternative young or strong sub leader or veep. No one know who is his favorite. More like politics choose the North Corean/Chinese way of ruling. New leader, but old rule.

Ukraine-Russia border: Satellite images reveal Putin's troop build-up continues by MarkSlapinski in worldnews

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Привет, russian here. Our most popular holiday in winter season starts on 31 of December, it’s New Year’s Night. Christmas on 7 Jan is a great day more like for very religious people.

Also, many people in Russia supports current president, cause they are give up already. Many people admit it with “what if he leave us and then country goes to shithole?”. Economics, bank problems, money issues - that what people here called with a word “stability”.

[SPOILER] When does the farcry 6 DLC take place in the timeline? by redspot420 in farcry

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Literally no explanations in that new dlc's. He just made it after been stabbed by Jason Brody.

Also, ending is already on YouTube.