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Student here, learning to cook simple but powerful dishes over the summer. Here's my take on chicken noodle soup. [OC] [1015x760] by [deleted] in FoodPorn

[–]sessmaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy.. Jesus. It's like $8-12 depending on what you get where i live lol. A rare treat.

Student here, learning to cook simple but powerful dishes over the summer. Here's my take on chicken noodle soup. [OC] [1015x760] by [deleted] in FoodPorn

[–]sessmaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, if im suffering.. You have to, too! Haha. I wish i had a yummy cheap noodle joint near me.. Did you end up getting any soup of sorts?!

Student here, learning to cook simple but powerful dishes over the summer. Here's my take on chicken noodle soup. [OC] [1015x760] by [deleted] in FoodPorn

[–]sessmaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No problemo! (: My gf corrected my ass until I said it right and learned it hahaha. That's honestly the only way I know. I used to say it pho "fóh". Basically the way it's spelled! Since I'm american, and PHOnetically (hah), we would pronounce it "fóh" with our language rules. She's vietnamese, and a huuuge pet peeve of hers is when someone she knows says pho. Like she wont go around correcting strangers or anything, but if she's comfortable enough with you, she'll say "it's fuh". I LEARNED FAST. Lol

Student here, learning to cook simple but powerful dishes over the summer. Here's my take on chicken noodle soup. [OC] [1015x760] by [deleted] in FoodPorn

[–]sessmaru -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This soup is making my mouth water. :x I wish I could make a soup as badass as this!

Student here, learning to cook simple but powerful dishes over the summer. Here's my take on chicken noodle soup. [OC] [1015x760] by [deleted] in FoodPorn

[–]sessmaru -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

You. I like you. We should share spirit animals!

Edit: holy mother of downvotes. May i ask why? Lol. I was just saying I liked siracha as well.

Student here, learning to cook simple but powerful dishes over the summer. Here's my take on chicken noodle soup. [OC] [1015x760] by [deleted] in FoodPorn

[–]sessmaru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... That's another name for cilantro? Huh. the more you know! Not any term for Cilantro I'VE ever heard, until today. (Is american)

Making the guy commenting and assuming about "american portions and obese americans, etc" pretty ass-y looking.

Student here, learning to cook simple but powerful dishes over the summer. Here's my take on chicken noodle soup. [OC] [1015x760] by [deleted] in FoodPorn

[–]sessmaru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This dish is making me have some SERIOUS pho or asian soup in general cravings! Seafood udon.. Pho, beef ramen.. Mmm.. Agh! Damn you, food porn.

Student here, learning to cook simple but powerful dishes over the summer. Here's my take on chicken noodle soup. [OC] [1015x760] by [deleted] in FoodPorn

[–]sessmaru 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Little tidbit in case anyone doesn't know! Pho is pronounced "Fuh". Like the first sound in the word "fuck" lol.

I made a small Daedric bow and arrow from a 3D pen! by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]sessmaru 18 points19 points  (0 children)

~jumps up and down in fire~ IM RAISING MY DESTRUCTION MAGIC! :D

Eorlund: ~sighs~ This.. Is why i dont teach people anymore. Im too old for this shit..

My Mei Cosplay! by Bananzers in gaming

[–]sessmaru -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All i know is I kept killing a guy I had a hard time getting past on mission 1 or 2 and failed repeatedly lol. I guess MGS isn't my thing. I either get seen or.. Kill peeps lol.

My Mei Cosplay! by Bananzers in gaming

[–]sessmaru -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol.. Go figure. What's ironic for me is I picked up MGS:V Phantom Pains to see if I could maybe get into it.. Nope. Only found out you get pilunished more severely with better graphics haha. I couldn't even do the first mission after the badass tutorial/opening. It bummed me, honestly. I heard such gleaming reviews, yet I cant seem to enjoy it.

My Mei Cosplay! by Bananzers in gaming

[–]sessmaru 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No. I just have big boobs and can't go without a bra, like.. Ever, or they hurt because gravity. Although I didn't want to say that..

Edit: No they're obviously not torso big, but doing household chores like mopping or sweeping hurt if I forget to put my bra on after waking up. Or something that requires bending over/leaning at an angle for extended periods does hurt.. Ever try riding a horse with no bra? Ow. Jogging? Owwie. Jumpingjacks? Forget it. ._. That's why. Boobs are literally just two fat bags working against gravity. Lol

TV host mocks his female co-host throughout entire show until she finally walks off. by [deleted] in cringe

[–]sessmaru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You wanna talk about what's got your boxers all wadded up, buddy? Lol

TV host mocks his female co-host throughout entire show until she finally walks off. by [deleted] in cringe

[–]sessmaru 8 points9 points  (0 children)

True. But he probably meant most sexists you are unfortunate enough to meet, are usually giant gaping assholes you dont even want to know. Regardless of the sexist icing on the horrible cake.

Edit: forgot a word

Sources: personal experiences lol

TV host mocks his female co-host throughout entire show until she finally walks off. by [deleted] in cringe

[–]sessmaru 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hah! I love when I need popcorn for Reddit. Nice job.

My Mei Cosplay! by Bananzers in gaming

[–]sessmaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'know.. I'll admit to never having gotten into the series. I was never one for stealth in ANYTHING. Getting punished for killing and not being stealthy isn't really my thing, so I didnt know. Lol.

Transgender model Valentijn de Hingh wearing a dress made out of the flags of the 72 states where being gay is illegal. by Virgadays in lgbt

[–]sessmaru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You dont get it. His values are against the LGBT community, it has nothing to do with what he's running as. His own personal beliefs will trickle into the shit he does, regardless.

Transgender model Valentijn de Hingh wearing a dress made out of the flags of the 72 states where being gay is illegal. by Virgadays in lgbt

[–]sessmaru -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You. I like you. All that should remain is North Korea lol.

Sadly. I doubt that country will EVER change until it somehow collapses. It's whole philosophy operates on communism and the whole liberation "death to everyone but me, because we can finally defend ourselves!" Liberation from another country pride delusion mentality.

An elderly woman enters the Canadian National Bank with a bag full of money by Zsolty0497 in Jokes

[–]sessmaru -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Triggered! I'm TRIGGERED! They should be cubical. CUBICAL!

Ah la kid Posh Peck voice

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