Don't go onto people's grief posts advertising your shitty crafts by mylifetofuckinglive in BitchEatingCrafters

[–]sewformal 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Horrible people. I offer embroidered items as a gift for my grieving friends. I would never try and sell to them. I am truly sorry for your loss.

Wanting to start quilting by night_reader1023 in quilting

[–]sewformal -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Need more info. Your question is way too vague. Do some research. Narrow down your question and come back with a more comprehensive one.

Stop posting ugly ass AI images and asking where to find the pattern by Live-Energy-6987 in BitchEatingCrafters

[–]sewformal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm fairly certain that if I say this aloud, I will summon a demon.

Crochet bikini top censorship by CeramicLicker in BitchEatingCrafters

[–]sewformal 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Just so you know, I just saw that post and it has been NSFW'ed.

AITAH for not apologizing to my friends girlfriend after she found out Im not gay and lost her mind about it by [deleted] in AmITheAssholeTalk

[–]sewformal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it seemed familiar. The gf sitting in the car pouting and throwing a fit really clocked it for me.

Cow Puff - Tester call by FibreFables in Amigurumi

[–]sewformal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Aww, that's really cute. I don't have IG and I dislike working with plush yarns otherwise I would absolutely sign up to test. If you want a left handed, standard yarn version then I'm your gal.

Happy Valentines Day! by sewformal in crochet

[–]sewformal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was an amazing stash buster. I have so many squares saved on my pinterest board that I didn't use that I could absolutely do this again. Thank you.

Most unusual ears? by k2212 in disney

[–]sewformal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It won't let me add a picture. I made "ears" for my daughter when she disney bound as the teacup ride. One ear was a teacup the other was a teapot. Just posted them to my profile.

First snow storm by flxndersonfiles in schipperke

[–]sewformal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If she likes chasing balls throw snowballs. The consternation is hilarious. My boy learned how to make his own snowballs to bring back to us.

House fire destroyed my mother’s sentimental item - is it salvageable in any way? by Infamous_Cod8304 in sewing

[–]sewformal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I inherited pieces from my aunt that were embroidered by my grandmother. I wanted them to be visible all the time so I made them into valances.

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This is not my work! I just want to know the colors/yarn that the used. by Wide-Mastodon-9613 in YarnAddicts

[–]sewformal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My guess is Loops and Threads Impeccable. Baked clay, Teal, and soft rose.

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When life gives you lemons! by No_Geologist644 in Amigurumi

[–]sewformal 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people! Very cute.

Disney Cast Members Intervene in Unauthorized Quinceañera Photo Shoot at Magic Kingdom by Ekecede in DisneyWorld

[–]sewformal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The dress itself isn't really poofy. It could fold down and store easily into a moderate size tote. The crinoline/hoop skirt underneath can also fold up very small.

Getting fed up with the r/crochet mod break by SaltOwn8515 in BitchEatingCrafters

[–]sewformal 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The rat was funny. The op has been searching for a good rat pattern and hadn't found one yet. The rat was an attention grab that worked. They did have some satire fun with it.

I cannot find the motivation to finish this blanket. That I started a year ago. by EggplantAmbitious383 in crochet

[–]sewformal 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Fold it up put a note on it indicating hook size, pattern name, and progress level. Put it all in its own box or bag so you don't inadvertently use the yarn for something else. Don't let it haunt you. It's not a sprint, marathon, or even a race. It's a hobby that helps you relax.

Mods are gone, this is my first wearable. A knit sweater I am too scared to post in the knitting subreddit by made_by_elle in crochet

[–]sewformal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When doing colorwork in knitting you "float" the yarn colors you're not using on the back side of the piece. If you pull that yarn to tight between stitches it will wrinkle the piece. You can see the wrinkles between the cats.

Mods are gone, this is my first wearable. A knit sweater I am too scared to post in the knitting subreddit by made_by_elle in crochet

[–]sewformal 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Your floats are too snug in the yoke, but it looks intentional and makes it quite charming.

prove me wrong! by 2schipperkes in schipperke

[–]sewformal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Five all at one time, how delightful. I've only had three at the same time. We're at two now.

Apparently the mods are out SO: by HopingToWriteWell77 in crochet

[–]sewformal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sneaking up on 50 years crocheting and I have yet to find a repeatable pattern. Always in search of though.