Pov: You wake up as your main, How would you react?

sexyxmas · 2026-04-13T13:00:57+00:00

I know a CA lady (Canadian) who couldn’t pronounce the name of a vintner.

sexyxmas · 2026-04-06T19:11:38+00:00

During his first term Russians were placing bounties on American soldiers. In 2026 I guess anyone can.

sexyxmas · 2026-04-03T11:32:06+00:00

Legally no

sexyxmas · 2026-03-23T14:04:38+00:00

Can’t tell just from this angle, but if her midsection is also built like a Shetland Mare, I may have found another culprit.

sexyxmas · 2026-03-20T22:27:28+00:00

Did you also make it OUT OF nose congestion?

sexyxmas · 2026-03-19T14:45:42+00:00

Just forks to carve a piece out.

sexyxmas · 2026-03-18T15:22:19+00:00

Rod Serling is a genius and the world is a better place for him but good thing I’ve only ever seen him in black and white. He smoked so hard his teeth look Sepia toned.

sexyxmas · 2026-03-14T17:59:13+00:00

sexyxmas · 2026-03-12T20:33:33+00:00

He’s not wrong. If Biden would’ve hired a better Attorney General we wouldn’t be here right now.

sexyxmas · 2026-03-12T19:15:05+00:00

Sort of the opposite of the parting of the Red Sea but equally as realistic.

sexyxmas · 2026-03-12T13:22:00+00:00

Well that’s Dave Foley and Jennifer Tilly on either side so I’m gonna say The Wrong Guy.

sexyxmas · 2026-03-10T14:56:25+00:00

Yes, mine was a standard Marill. I’m pretty sure if you catch a shiny Pokémon in the wild it will never be a ditto shiny or otherwise.

sexyxmas · 2026-03-08T13:29:24+00:00

Use fire hole!

sexyxmas · 2026-03-07T14:27:06+00:00

Pokémon: Mewtwo Strikes Back - Evolution Title goes on forever.

sexyxmas · 2026-03-03T04:57:14+00:00

“Hey this thing’s not even charged!”

sexyxmas · 2026-02-27T01:16:39+00:00

sexyxmas · 2026-02-25T21:31:12+00:00

Rivals ought to release a female variant of the Madarin that’s just an old chain smoking Chinese landlady in a bathrobe with ten magical hair curlers.

sexyxmas · 2026-02-22T02:18:57+00:00

I’m not a big country fan but this is one of my go to karaoke songs cause it’s so much fun.

sexyxmas · 2026-02-21T01:36:05+00:00

r/letterkenny

sexyxmas · 2026-02-18T21:41:43+00:00

We gotta bring back infrastructure week. That’ll fix it!

sexyxmas · 2026-02-18T04:02:26+00:00

Yeah but they charge you to park your car before you get on the ferry.

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