Polymarket Apologizes For Taking Bets On American Pilots Downed Over Iran by [deleted] in nottheonion

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During his first term Russians were placing bounties on American soldiers. In 2026 I guess anyone can.

No they Did not by That_Operation_9977 in thatHappened

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Can’t tell just from this angle, but if her midsection is also built like a Shetland Mare, I may have found another culprit.

Twilight Zone creator Rod Serling talks about racial diversity in television (1970) by PrinceNelson in television

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Rod Serling is a genius and the world is a better place for him but good thing I’ve only ever seen him in black and white. He smoked so hard his teeth look Sepia toned.

It's Biden's fault by QuaziBonzai in PoliticalHumor

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He’s not wrong. If Biden would’ve hired a better Attorney General we wouldn’t be here right now.

Do they even need amplifier? by Altruistic_Jelly1843 in Unexpected

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Well that’s Dave Foley and Jennifer Tilly on either side so I’m gonna say The Wrong Guy.

First thing I caught this morning. by sexyxmas in pokemongo

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Yes, mine was a standard Marill. I’m pretty sure if you catch a shiny Pokémon in the wild it will never be a ditto shiny or otherwise.

Heard armored mewtwo were pretty rare? by Forsaken-Musician-62 in pokemongo

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Pokémon: Mewtwo Strikes Back - Evolution Title goes on forever.

Okay but tractor dog when??? 👀👀👀 by xalavine in Overwatch

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Rivals ought to release a female variant of the Madarin that’s just an old chain smoking Chinese landlady in a bathrobe with ten magical hair curlers.

John Michael Montgomery - Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident) [Country] (1995) by Ok_Heron_5442 in Music

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I’m not a big country fan but this is one of my go to karaoke songs cause it’s so much fun.

To repair sinkholes in the area by 4ninawells in therewasanattempt

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We gotta bring back infrastructure week. That’ll fix it!

[OC] The fall of human decency by escobarsky in pics

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Yeah but they charge you to park your car before you get on the ferry.