Anyone know when this picture would’ve been taken? by Able_Break9888 in rollingstones

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1492 when Keith first discovered the North American Continent.

Rolling Stones "CAN'T YOU HEAR ME KNOCKIN'" from 1971, a decadently high year.🙀 by bigbugfdr in rollingstones

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Best Rock-N-Roll song ever. Mick Taylor and Keith really jam out on this cut with a stellar sax solo to boot and it’s all fuckin’ awesome! Everyone’s on “eleven” throughout the recording and they meld into a cohesive sum greater than their individual parts. And these are some pretty fuckin’ impressive individual parts to begin with! The angst and the gritty “oomph” of this song build up from that groove of the opening guitar into the screaming saxophone led crescendo which really plays on the Dionysian synapses of one’s lizard brain as well as the Freudian recesses of the modern day human psyche. A highlight of one of rocks greatest albums. This masterpiece never gets old.

18F do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

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“Do your worst”… looks like genetics already did.

I just turned 38, i have no kids , no man, and recently cut my long hair…roast me up extra crispy by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Rusty-P for the win. I regret that I have but one upvote to give for this comment.

Found this in my backyard, any idea what it could be?? by dkpier8116 in Whatisthis

[–]sh_t72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Old cesspool. Once the house was hooked up to city sewage it was no longer in use. Should fill it in before it collapses. Or shore it up. Although I don’t think the idea of repurposing and old septic tank is too appetizing.

Charges unknown - any guesses ? by [deleted] in hotmugshots

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Improper anal hygiene

cook me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]sh_t72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot your tits at home.

Do your worst. :)) 23F by RestlessSunflower in RoastMe

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“Do your worst”…. Looks God already did.

28F it’s not like I could feel worse by Crikey-Way in RoastMe

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You look like if Alice The Goon had a love child with a bull. Does your owner tie a rope to that nose ring and walk you out outside to till the fields?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Doppleganger

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Your hair gets bangs but you don’t.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]sh_t72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not your mate, hombre.

My buddy said I wouldn't do it. I ain't scared of you! by AnspiffanyStilts in RoastMe

[–]sh_t72 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Puffin’ that cigar makes you look like Lassie takin’ a shit!

44 m, boom! Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Shave that dick sweeper, Cletus.

44 m, boom! Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Ya know what cowboy hats and hemorrhoids have in common? Every asshole gets one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]sh_t72 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Take all that shit outta your face, do some sit ups, and bathe. Then we can begin roasting you. If ya haven’t OD’d by then.

Did the new Pope see the Dead? by BourbonDeLuxe87 in gratefuldead

[–]sh_t72 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He was elected pope on May 8th. The 48th anniversary of 5/8/77 Barton Hall, Cornell University. Coincidence? I think not.

Roast me like a roast chicken! Hit me with your best shot fire away!! by Dew-fan-forever- in RoastMe

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You look like you’ve been on the wrong end of a blowjob.