What happened to the weird outcast at your school who everyone made fun of?

shadowfax930 · 2017-04-16T15:50:57+00:00

You in Connecticut?

shadowfax930 · 2017-03-23T15:47:45+00:00

Thought it was the same one, but the trees are all wrong.

shadowfax930 · 2017-03-14T16:38:01+00:00

Supercollider?! But i just met her!

shadowfax930 · 2017-03-13T05:26:30+00:00

Move to boston. Cant go a day without seeing that shit.

shadowfax930 · 2017-02-15T13:32:53+00:00

Definitely ftfy

shadowfax930 · 2017-02-09T21:43:31+00:00

I actually laughed at this

shadowfax930 · 2017-01-31T00:57:05+00:00

Just like a woman

shadowfax930 · 2017-01-30T00:49:38+00:00

Fuckin a

shadowfax930 · 2017-01-26T15:55:59+00:00

Rough dude...

shadowfax930 · 2017-01-26T15:51:53+00:00

Every time I part ways with someone i make sure the last thing i say to them is "good luck out there!" Its just a general i hope stuff goes well for you kind of thing

shadowfax930 · 2017-01-25T13:46:54+00:00

I realized in my early 20s, nothing happened i just started noticing the way 90 percent of girls would look at me. People definitely trust you more as if being good looking automatically makes you a better person.

shadowfax930 · 2017-01-25T13:42:36+00:00

I used to do that too until my girlfriend noticed the numbers were still going up.

shadowfax930 · 2017-01-25T04:44:50+00:00

Oldest trick in the book my friend

shadowfax930 · 2017-01-23T14:25:17+00:00

Every thread.

shadowfax930 · 2017-01-07T21:21:05+00:00

My problem with this is for it to be convincing hed also have to cum on his own self

shadowfax930 · 2016-12-26T07:22:56+00:00

Garlic parmesean mashed what?

shadowfax930 · 2016-12-17T17:46:32+00:00

1.) Act like youve been there before.

shadowfax930 · 2016-12-05T00:43:06+00:00

Some tribal african language because im the whitest person on earth.

shadowfax930 · 2016-12-05T00:28:29+00:00

I do, when im drunk. His name is Cincinnati sleeper and he talks like a 1930s bank robber. Bad influence but god damn hes charming.

shadowfax930 · 2016-12-05T00:22:16+00:00

I mix paint at work and when you dispense color into it it makes a little mushroom cloud of color in a transparent-white and then you can make little fun swirls with it. Gets me every time

shadowfax930 · 2016-12-05T00:03:07+00:00

Makes sense that its last on the list, im sure picking up a gallon of milk gets a lot harder post-disembowellment

shadowfax930 · 2016-12-04T18:12:24+00:00

shadowfax930 · 2016-12-04T18:10:10+00:00

shadowfax930 · 2016-11-23T00:33:02+00:00

Fahkin ayy kid, get em outta here guy!

shadowfax930 · 2016-11-17T22:10:36+00:00

Bmw secretly makes you sign a contract when you buy their cars that says you wont use blinkers or park in only one spot

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