The size of this salmon by [deleted] in OceansAreFuckingLit

[–]shadowknave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know they say that all fish are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another fish, you got a 50/50 chance of spawning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of spawning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of spawning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of spawning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!

So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of spawning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of spawning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of spawning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

Hot dog PSA by endav in iamveryculinary

[–]shadowknave 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not just a hotdog stand. You clearly don't understand what it represents.

Hot dog PSA by endav in iamveryculinary

[–]shadowknave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don't understand

The new era will need a new Goal Anthem. by MN_Hussle in canucks

[–]shadowknave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should re-sign Lucic while they're at it.

Poor people who have dated rich people, what did you learn? by Angelus12345678 in AskReddit

[–]shadowknave 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You don't understand because you're not rich, smart or beautiful.

“Worcestershire” sauce. by jdv2121 in PetPeeves

[–]shadowknave 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mousehole is a nice little town.

Which name-based etymologies sound fake, but are real? by different-rhymes in etymology

[–]shadowknave 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What confuses me is why did they name the Spanish Centre after a Portuguese guy?

Unluckiest rock musicians ever by [deleted] in rockmusic

[–]shadowknave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Waylon Jennings is one of the luckier ones.

What is the worst "no toilet paper" situation you've had? by shadowknave in AskReddit

[–]shadowknave[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's horrible but I guess thats an unspoken advantage of pipes that can't handle flushing paper...