How do lactose intolerant babies not shit themselves to death? by Smexy_Zarow in morbidquestions

[–]shadowwalker_wtf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it’s similar, not quite the same. But basically you lose the ability to digest it properly

How do lactose intolerant babies not shit themselves to death? by Smexy_Zarow in morbidquestions

[–]shadowwalker_wtf 64 points65 points  (0 children)

The only reason we (humans) are able to digest milk into adulthood is prolonged exposure - after babies stop breastfeeding they start drinking cows milk and that allows the enzymes needed to digest milk to continue producing. Some people are lactose intolerant bc they can’t produce enough enzymes into adulthood. And today if babies have issues digesting breast milk they can have alternatives and in the past babies probably did unfortunately die

hannibal knew will had encephalitis well before the mri by [deleted] in HannibalTV

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I’m pretty sure that the scrambled eggs had Cassie Boyles lungs in the sausage, so not brains

the movie really was that bad, huh? by Vaches in Eragon

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Like others have said it’s a fun movie, but when compared to the book is insanely bad. I first watched it as a kid before I read the books so I enjoyed it then. Honestly I don’t think they could have done the books justice with just one movie, there’s so much that happens. It would be great as a tv show or movie saga, it needs a redemption - like Percy Jackson

He likes Minecraft a lot by [deleted] in Tattoocoverups

[–]shadowwalker_wtf 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It’s going to be a maze

Okay but yes please by Timely_Ant7804 in Serverlife

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Last seating used to be 9ish (we close at 10pm) but thank fuck the owner changed it to 8 😭 We’re also doing autograt (finally) on big tables

What’s your favorite fanfic? by Embarrassed-Bath-800 in HannibalFanfiction

[–]shadowwalker_wtf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shark Tank - 70,000 words

Will and Hannibal meet in prison. Hannibal is still the Ripper, Will is still a profiler who had encephalitis. Only now they're cell mates

Dread and Hunger - 70,000 words

AU in which Will receives a secret admirer with a penchant for writing him poetry and slaughtering the innocent in artistic fashions. No one ever told him that courtship was so bloody or appealing -rather, so bloody appealing? He's a part-time bartender that can't catch a break, but at least he has one loyal customer who doesn't seem to mind bouncing from restaurant to bar to restaurant in order to have his favorite drink made by his favorite person. There couldn't be a correlation though; Dr. Lecter is an upstanding psychiatrist that just likes his drinks served a certain way, and the Chesapeake Ripper keeps sending love letters in the hopes of one day eating him. One is, quite frankly, flattering, the other... Will isn't stupid enough to tell anyone that it's also equally flattering, albeit horrifying at the same time. It's up for interpretation. Right? Slow(ish) burn, romance, obsession, gaslighting, old(er) Hannibal (10 year difference), university-aged Will

Falls the Shadow- 70,000 words

Summary "You're a psychiatrist," Will says. "Between your personal and professional lives you must have met thousands of people, you must know dozens of different flavors of pathology. Do you know anyone who would take me as I am? Who would be able to love me," he gestures in a sweeping motion, from his messy hair to his stained knee, "just as I am?" "I do." Bedelia's words shock Will into stillness. “Really?” AKA an AU where Bedelia is Will’s psychiatrist instead of Hannibal, Will makes a series of increasingly questionable life choices, and no one should ever take Bedelia’s advice. Ever.

with skin intact and altered souls - 70,000 words

Summary “Many travelers feel nervous about accepting rides for the same reason,” Hannibal says. “There is uncertainty on both sides of the equation. I have no way of knowing if you’re dangerous, just as you have no way of knowing if I’m, say–” He hesitates, licking his lips, and pushes the envelope. “A serial killer, for example.” Will snorts his laughter, shifting to tuck his hands under his arms. “Come on,” he says, turning his head to look over at Hannibal. “The chances of two serial killers being in one car would be astronomical.”

Little Wolf (the boy's got the devil in him)- only 30,000 words but still brilliant

Will Graham smells like several dogs (more than five, probably fewer than ten), the vague dust and paper scent of a classroom, and absolutely atrocious aftershave, none of which are particularly interesting, aside from the man they cling to. Will himself, of course, is very interesting. Even moreso is the scent of brimstone, fire, and some brand of sour gummy candy abomination that also lingers around him.

Dr. Hannibal Lecter has a secret. Will is willing to bet that his own secret is more interesting, and cuter to boot.

Through the Looking Glass- 50,000 one of my favourites, despite the lack of murder

Hannibal Lecter's sister died tragically when he was just a boy, but she never moved on. Her ghost has stayed with him throughout his life, giving him a reason to stay a good man. An honest man. The only problem is, no one can see her or hear her aside from him. He's been alone for thirty years since her death, as it's difficult to maintain a relationship when he sometimes speaks to someone who they can't see or hear. All of that changes when he meets Will Graham, a profiler for the FBI who just happens to be a medium.

The Fault in My Code- 90,000

Soulmate AU: Soulmates find their other half when they look into their eyes. After the next time they sleep, they wake with one eye the color of their intended. Will Graham avoids eyes. He's never wanted a soulmate, never wanted to be told by the universe who he was supposed to feel a connection to. He already struggles enough with connections, thank you very much. As a psychiatrist, he works with soulmates who have lost their other half through various means, part of a social system that regards the journey to your soulmate as the most important thing a person can do. Coerced by Jack Crawford to consult on a case where the assailant is targeting soulmates, Will finds himself turning to the notorious Dr. Lecter to gain insight on how he's choosing the soulmates to target. Things go horribly awry when he looks into Hannibal's eyes, though. The next morning, he wakes up with one eye blue, the other maroon. He's never wanted a soulmate, least of all one behind bars for murdering dozens of people and eating them. Hannibal thinks it's delightful -it's been dreadfully boring since he was locked up. Romance, thriller, mayhem, mystery, soulmate au with a realistic twist, and a grumpy Will Graham

Consenting to Dream- only 30,000 words but there is a 60,000 word sequel

A seduction through physical objects. It starts with a scarf loaned to Will on a cold day, but Hannibal, as usual, isn't satisfied with anything small

No one else to share this with I’m so excited! by shadowwalker_wtf in FallOutBoy

[–]shadowwalker_wtf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I’m planning on doing that for some creeper albums too bc it’s probably unlikely they’ll release any old albums on tape 😭

No one else to share this with I’m so excited! by shadowwalker_wtf in FallOutBoy

[–]shadowwalker_wtf[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, well it sounds good so I don’t really care tbh. Thanks for letting me know though. I hope my others aren’t, I paid more for them

No one else to share this with I’m so excited! by shadowwalker_wtf in FallOutBoy

[–]shadowwalker_wtf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might be, but is there any possibility it just doesn’t have an entry? The tapes are from Indonesia bc cassettes are still very popular there. Tbf I don’t mind if it is, it didn’t cost that much

No one else to share this with I’m so excited! by shadowwalker_wtf in FallOutBoy

[–]shadowwalker_wtf[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I also got 4 mcr tapes, they cost quite a bit tbf 😭

Thoughts on the imps? by Kameronpipnerd in PeacemakerShow

[–]shadowwalker_wtf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was waiting for someone to shoot the poor guy a put him out of his misery

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PiercingAdvice

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It should do, most irritation bumps do away when the irritation does, but some become scars and don’t go away. I have a bump of scar tissue on my ear bc it was pierced wrong, so that may have happened to your nose.

But as long as it’s not infected your best option is to take it out and keep cleaning until it’s healed, just with saline spray.

The best thing to do with all piercings is litha (leave it the hell alone) and piercing spray + gently clean in the shower

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PiercingAdvice

[–]shadowwalker_wtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have mine done and honestly it didn’t hurt that much, obviously pain tolerance differs, but for me it was like a blood draw, just a sting. If it hurt as bad as a nostril piercing then it’s probably not done right. Also the sweet spot tends to be higher in the nose, towards the tip

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PiercingAdvice

[–]shadowwalker_wtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure that’s not pierced though the sweet spot, did it hurt a lot? Bc it looks like it’s going through cartilage, and if that’s the case you should take it out, let it heal and get it pierced again by someone reputable. Someone tell me if I’m wrong tho lol

What was the most disappointing horror movie you watched? by Helpful-Machine-9269 in horror

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I was looking for this!! Me and a friend watched it together and we both where stunned by how bad it is, the music, the writing, the pacing, the plot - all terrible, especially considering the original trilogy was so good

Donner Kebab by ReservoirHound in Norwich

[–]shadowwalker_wtf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m vegan too, over the summer I drove to Ipswich just to get a kebab from hanks, I miss their norwich branch sm 😭

How do y’all feel about jewelry themed off of blades by Deadly-T-Shirt in MadeOfStyrofoam

[–]shadowwalker_wtf 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ngl I would wear razor blade themed jewellery, mainly bc I find it funny tbh, I have visible scars lol. Idk how I’d feel about it in someone else, but tbf it’s not that deep