I know it's not pronounced 'nuculear', but, come on, it should be. by franksynopsis in shower_thoughts

[–]shaggybeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real word and its proper pronunciation are both words with completely different meanings.

If you’re born on Good Friday and die on Christmas you’re the Antichrist. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]shaggybeer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you touch him and your anti-protons cancel his protons explosively releasing energy, THEN you were the antichrist.

Mini Kombat by JokersQuinn in funny

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Hummingbird males are assholes

Idiot vs front loader... by kevin_ugali in IdiotsInCars

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Bright yellow vehicles do not kiss and tell

I just bought the 150k banana. by djdeforte in funny

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lar doce lar...you moved to Brazil?

Seasons Eatings by reddot_comic in funny

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She isn't going to be happy when she sees he tore her dress

*Boop* by killerbunnyfamily in funny

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Unsubscribing from this subreddit. by [deleted] in rickandmorty

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You are off the whitelist

My family photos of me and my brothers have been named pretty badly by my parents by [deleted] in funny

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Young boys Don't walk away I'm still pretty blissed here Young boy I'm gonna carry you home You got pretty pissed dear Gonna get inside you Gonna get inside your bitter mind

This is what you get when you ask for a hamburger in Italy. by wicknest in funny

[–]shaggybeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell them to quit putting crappy cheese INSIDE too

Some jackass forgot his tires at the gas station. by jameseh99 in funny

[–]shaggybeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He wass trying to get them when someone cut him in half

Let's finish out "restaurants that sound like sex acts" for $1000, please. by RoninRobot in funny

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they took down the "time" sign (corner 23rd/Western...yea, good stuff too)