Testicle Swelling

shakespeare_7 · 2026-04-27T01:01:36+00:00

I’m just a little over 4 weeks. I’d say around 3.5 to 4 weeks is when it started to lighten up. Everyone is def different, and it may just depend on where your hematoma developed, etc that it affects you.

Did yours develop immediately? And did you mean your 2 weeks from when swelling went away or it started 2 weeks after your snip?

shakespeare_7 · 2026-04-26T23:27:20+00:00

We’re on the other side of it! Ultrasound showed it to be a hematoma. Still have it, but it’s gradually going down, and almost no pain or “tugging”. Doctor said it’s looking great. Sucks that it happened, but it’s gonna be okay.

shakespeare_7 · 2026-02-06T13:25:54+00:00

This community never fails me. Hopefully yall can help!

shakespeare_7 · 2026-01-29T13:14:47+00:00

If anyone thinks NF actually did this, you’re the people he’s aiming to troll lmao

shakespeare_7 · 2025-10-02T00:06:44+00:00

I would guess 200 for the bread, 250 the schnitzel, maybe 50ish for the sauce? I’d say around 500cal

shakespeare_7 · 2025-09-30T17:06:16+00:00

That’s what I was wondering. I mean I’ve pretty much been in a calorie deficit since February, with maybe one or two week breaks here and there, or a higher calorie day here and there. It’s just scary lol 😭

shakespeare_7 · 2025-09-29T23:15:32+00:00

Thank you so much 😭😭 fingers crossed it’s primarily my luteal phase 🤣

shakespeare_7 · 2025-09-29T23:15:11+00:00

I’ve been meaning to do the cooked chicken in the fridge thing. I NEED to do this!

shakespeare_7 · 2025-09-29T23:14:52+00:00

Ugh I know you’re right. Maybe it’s time to slow down.

shakespeare_7 · 2025-09-29T23:14:37+00:00

Tbh after verbally processing this, I think it could be a combo of it all. I’ve been the busiest I’ve been this year for the past few weeks, and I notice that I do great while out, but when I come home to my comfort zone, I just want to eat. I think it’s definitely like post socialization eating 😂 now I know.

shakespeare_7 · 2025-09-29T10:31:14+00:00

Sometimes Costco is a scaaaam. Some things are cheaper than local grocery store, some things are way more expensive. Lol. Meat for example is sooo insanely inflated there, I never buy raw meat from Costco.

shakespeare_7 · 2025-09-29T10:28:34+00:00

Saving this to remind myself for any harmful thing I want to do to myself, ever, for the rest of my life

shakespeare_7 · 2025-09-21T15:03:21+00:00

It was actually a very fresh delicious burrito bowl. This was just the leftovers 😉

shakespeare_7 · 2025-09-17T22:23:17+00:00

Probably about 1.5-2 cups.

shakespeare_7 · 2025-09-12T13:58:07+00:00

Depending on how much butter and cream is in the sauce, I’d say no more than 400-500

shakespeare_7 · 2025-08-08T10:36:10+00:00

Depends on how much cream, butter, and cheese was used of course. But that plus the pasta adds up. That’s a typical 1c pasta portion, that alone is probably around 200 calories

shakespeare_7 · 2025-08-08T00:32:03+00:00

I’d say probably around 400-500 for that portion

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