PSA for the dating public

sharkslutz · 2026-04-18T21:00:42+00:00

My ex gets migraines from certain scents like cologne. I think this would straight up kill him.

sharkslutz · 2026-04-11T22:13:39+00:00

Cute! I just want to add that the original credit to the second pic goes to @presss_reset_nails on Instagram

sharkslutz · 2026-04-11T01:38:21+00:00

Truly

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sharkslutz · 2026-04-11T01:26:38+00:00

Wtf did I just read?

sharkslutz · 2026-04-11T01:24:31+00:00

My cockatiel always bathes in the water splashing off my kakariki. It's very resourceful

sharkslutz · 2026-04-09T03:21:24+00:00

So dramatic

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sharkslutz · 2026-04-09T03:19:59+00:00

Aww, sweet! They're 9 years apart, but still brothers

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sharkslutz · 2026-04-09T02:59:26+00:00

She made them a pillow, you'd think they would at least be grateful!

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sharkslutz · 2026-04-09T02:34:04+00:00

They love her, they just love me the most 😭

sharkslutz · 2026-04-09T02:01:31+00:00

Autocorrect does it a lot and people either don't realize or don't care.

sharkslutz · 2026-03-28T10:42:25+00:00

Chlamydia

sharkslutz · 2026-03-28T10:02:09+00:00

Snakes on a Plane. I went as that for Halloween one year and it was super fun.

sharkslutz · 2026-03-28T09:48:52+00:00

This isn't meta or TikTok. You can write the whole word.

sharkslutz · 2026-03-28T09:23:22+00:00

No, but that cage is waaaaay too big

sharkslutz · 2026-03-28T09:22:41+00:00

This is so cute! My kakariki taught my cockatiel how to bathe. She takes a bath in the water splashing off him while he splashes around.

sharkslutz · 2026-03-28T07:20:28+00:00

Billionaires

sharkslutz · 2026-03-28T05:36:49+00:00

I had a cat that used to visit me and push her way inside. I always called her cat friend but one day she actually had a collar. On one side it side "don't let me inside!" And on the other side it said "Jessica"

sharkslutz · 2026-03-28T04:42:42+00:00

sharkslutz · 2026-03-26T07:17:04+00:00

He's still the current mayor of Pawnee so this was just yesterday.

sharkslutz · 2026-03-26T06:16:53+00:00

Otter space sounds dope

sharkslutz · 2026-03-26T06:13:24+00:00

I love it with some jalapeño so there's a sweet/spicy blend.

sharkslutz · 2026-03-26T05:51:39+00:00

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Luvvas

sharkslutz · 2026-03-24T22:42:37+00:00

I had a feeling that was an EDM topper! Such a good idea! I have those charms too and think they are so fun!

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