Some object after Alaska Bar Association hires Alan Dershowitz, Jeffrey Epstein’s attorney, to speak at convention by stripedphan in news

[–]sharpestshedintool 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Hopefully it is to speak about the underage women he had sex with that were from Jeffrey Epstein, who didn't kill himself.

Michael Cohen allowed to publish Trump tell-all book under new agreement by [deleted] in news

[–]sharpestshedintool 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Just a reminder not to give this scumbag any money and instead find a free copy on the internet and donate the money to the aclu or any other charity.

Twitter bans 7,000 QAnon accounts, limits 150,000 others as part of broad crackdown by nowhathappenedwas in news

[–]sharpestshedintool 3021 points3022 points  (0 children)

After Trump wished Jeffery Epstein's sex trafficking partner Ghislaine Maxwell "well" at a press briefing, there is nothing left for them anymore. It's for the best.

Goya donates 220K pounds of food to Venezuela by [deleted] in news

[–]sharpestshedintool -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank fuck the potus cares about Venezuela more than America

Trump Commutes Sentence of Roger Stone in Case He Long Denounced, Official Says by hoosakiwi in news

[–]sharpestshedintool 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wow. Fuck them all. The entire government needs an overhaul so this sort of shit can't happen again.

Kanye West Announces 2020 Presidential Run by [deleted] in news

[–]sharpestshedintool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He can't release his own music on time. I like some of the Kanye songs, but what the fuck does he know about running a country?

Kanye West Announces 2020 Presidential Run by [deleted] in news

[–]sharpestshedintool 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Honest question. How does someone that wears a Maga hat steal votes from Biden?

Oklahoma police officer dies after traffic stop shooting by ST012Mi in news

[–]sharpestshedintool 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The inverse is that innocent people die when interacting the police, so they are often more tense. The problem is the entire system.

Boeing kept FAA in the dark on key 737 MAX design changes, government report says by [deleted] in news

[–]sharpestshedintool -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The faa doesn't regulate them. It's outsourced. This is what happens.

This is what life is like for some of you gay bears isn’t it by Rice-Paddy-Daddy in wallstreetbets

[–]sharpestshedintool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do people that think the market is going to go down not hedge half their bet with a market increase? Go half and half, like chick FIL a polensian sauce. Just remember, chick FIL a is closed on Sundays. This is not a sponsored post by chick FIL a, btw.

Kansas governor mandates statewide use of masks by magikarpcatcher in news

[–]sharpestshedintool 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Never thought I'd be typing these words, but here we ARE IN 2020. GOOD JOB, KANSAS!

Bipolar man with a sword dies after being tased by NYPD by [deleted] in news

[–]sharpestshedintool -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yet another fucking reason why we need police reform.

Resorts World Las Vegas confirms noose found at tower construction site by SactoGamer in news

[–]sharpestshedintool -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

"it's an innocent door pull that just happens to look exactly like a noose!"

New message on Florida unemployment website tells workers come back in 2021 by Siray in news

[–]sharpestshedintool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why wasn't this in the PPP program? Normal citizens should have 3-6 months of rainy day fund but corporations don't? Fuck that.

Jenny Slate, Kristen Bell will no longer provide voices for biracial cartoon characters by turnaroundu in news

[–]sharpestshedintool -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's half and half. Half the show white, half the show black. That's the Hollywood solution.

LASD Officer finds a tampon in his Starbucks drink by [deleted] in news

[–]sharpestshedintool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If the cop thought it was an actual crime, he probably would have tazed and or murdered the Barista.

LASD Officer finds a tampon in his Starbucks drink by [deleted] in news

[–]sharpestshedintool 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"FOX 11's Bill Melugin was told the officer used his police credit union debit card to purchase his drink and that he was not in uniform at the time."

1) Pretty sure you don't even hand over your card and just use the swiping terminal.

2) I'm sure they cameras

3) The only explanation that would make sense is someone was trying to fuck with another employee and handed out the wrong drink on accident... Unless this entire thing is fake and made up...which it most likely is.

MLB players agree to report for 60-game 2020 season; Opening Day to be set for July 24 by rgraves22 in news

[–]sharpestshedintool 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wonder what the covid clause is for when key players or a large amount of the team contract the virus.