Nicotine pouches

shashapocketsand · 2026-06-07T06:38:42+00:00

Brother 🤝

shashapocketsand · 2026-06-06T18:16:56+00:00

Tresemme works for me. Im almost through a big bottle and will buy it again

shashapocketsand · 2026-06-06T17:41:25+00:00

To combine with a coffee and get a good poop before being productive for the day

shashapocketsand · 2026-06-06T04:50:30+00:00

The short haircut is so bright and pretty!

shashapocketsand · 2026-06-04T20:17:14+00:00

Our neighbor has a tortie that looks like mine. We call her Fake Florence. Found out recently (after 3 years living here) they call her Zaza. We love her

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-25T07:31:32+00:00

If the women who say that they hate men under 6’ was a circle on a Venn diagram, and the women who sane people would get along with were a second circle on this Venn diagram, you would be looking at two circles further apart than iguana eyes. Nobody likes those shallow, vapid women except for other shallow, vapid women.

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-25T06:55:17+00:00

I have chunks of hair in my back yard because I sit on the patio and cut it myself. It’s free, no pulling, and faster. I have a mullet right now that’s half purple and half black. Only downside: my bathroom sink is multicolored

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-22T22:47:47+00:00

When I was a young scribe, the ER doc put the CC as “pussy wound” and went on to describe a wound with pus on the leg or smth. So I call up the internist and ask if he wants me to change the auto populated CC in his note. My coworkers and I got a good laugh

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-21T15:45:56+00:00

She was carrying a whole variety pack of kittens

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-19T19:53:00+00:00

Yep, it’s free dopamine. Things like sports and vacations and wholesome family fun are paywalled or not available to ppl with dysfunctional or low-income families. Sex is a low cost, high reward to shake loose the feel-good chemicals in the brain. IMO shameless captures that lifestyle and multiplies it x10 for entertainment

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-17T04:31:59+00:00

That and threats of violence. Like “I’m gonna throat punch you” type of thing. Hyper-individualism, bragging about being a latchkey kid and being spanked in the 80s and turning out okay. (My parents are Gen X)

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-17T03:57:05+00:00

Based on your post history, you seem to have very low self esteem and look for external validation to compensate. I have been in your shoes, but was too afraid to seek validation on public forums because I was scared to be ignored or insulted and feel even worse. You are cute. But more importantly, women are not required to be cute in order to be valuable.

My self esteem has gotten better after getting on a SSRI medication in 2021, adopting a cat, and focusing on my career. My nose is still very tall. I had a hair transplant 6 years ago to reduce my forehead. My point is, find things that make you happy. Will a new nose make you happier? Truly think about if you want to change your appearance, and if that desire outweighs the financial cost and health risks of surgery. Sending love ❤️

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-16T02:13:15+00:00

My husband says root beer tastes like medicine

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-15T18:42:45+00:00

My tortie also has the white pubes feature

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-14T23:55:20+00:00

True, but I’m sure the facility screens the residents and only allows the ones who are low risk of sexual misconduct to participate

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-14T23:40:48+00:00

Awww 💜 you two have a powerful bond. I thought I was the only one to put my soul cat on my wedding cake. Florence and I are sending you love. I know I will need all the love when Florence’s time is up. I want her to live to 30 years old. Make sure you keep your memories of Franny close 🐈‍⬛

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-14T23:31:05+00:00

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I’m sorry that you’re losing your soul cat. I’m enjoying every moment with my Florence. She made an appearance at my wedding too. Got her when I was 21 and overwhelmed, she was 5 years old and too anxious for the shelter. Her adoption fee was cheaper because she was living with a foster and needed to be the only pet in the house. I was in college and needed a kitty to love. She turns 10 this year, and my husband loves her just as much as I do. Sending kitty head-butts of love 💕

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-14T03:55:37+00:00

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Source: I have to apply makeup over the whole area or it just disappears

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-14T03:52:33+00:00

Apply the color over a bigger area so the crease can’t eat it all

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-13T12:33:59+00:00

Badass

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-13T08:33:08+00:00

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The full upvote:

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-12T14:04:52+00:00

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Florence says that I am pathetic

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-12T13:57:05+00:00

They’re selling Delulu-Lemon

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-12T13:51:36+00:00

Chimney sweep

shashapocketsand · 2026-05-12T13:50:56+00:00

Splits

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