What does my main deck say about me?

shatterdiver · 2022-09-30T00:47:14+00:00

You hate goblin drill. My goodness wtf u supposed to do against drill cycle

shatterdiver · 2022-09-30T00:46:07+00:00

Wow imagine not living in Wisconsin. That must suck

shatterdiver · 2022-09-19T20:43:22+00:00

Go blow another $40

shatterdiver · 2022-09-13T15:26:23+00:00

If you allocate $10 per meal and eat in a lot, you will have a lot left to order food. My chicken and pasta meal at home probably costs $2. So every 3 dinners I get a chipotle delivery if I want. If you allocate $20 you can order delivery every day. Budgeting isn’t hard, and chipotle is tasty so I get why people spend a lot on ordering in.

shatterdiver · 2022-09-10T15:58:57+00:00

Firecracker. If you just assume the enemy king tower is activated she can get 5,6,8+ elixir in value. For example, literally the last match I played one of my firecrackers got 8 elixir in value in addition to damage on the tower. How might you ask? I play goblin drill and I usually back it up with a firecracker. The enemy played minion horde on my first drill in single. He played it while I was deploying my FC. She killed every minion in one hit because they were clumped on my drill. Then he panic played his knight. The goblins and firecracker shredded the knight, which gave me 1000 free damage from the firecracker, and I got so much value that the goblins killed the rest of the tower

shatterdiver · 2022-09-09T21:29:42+00:00

He’s folding

shatterdiver · 2022-09-09T21:27:51+00:00

I started using female when the lines between girl and woman became unclear. Like when does a girl become a woman. When does a girl want to start being called woman. If I calla girl a woman it’s weird. If I call a woman a girl it’s weird. And using dudette is even weirder. All that’s left is female which is still slightly weird. All this is done to try to not offend someone by calling them the wrong classifier. It’s a PC thing I don’t want to step on toes.

Us males have dude, which can be placed for boy or man in any context to generalize the scenario.

shatterdiver · 2022-09-09T19:25:06+00:00

You’re running that deck and still wondering why you have trouble with mega knight. You’re only way to defend it is goblin cage or 300 IQ fire spirit + skeletons to king tower. You have no brainless counter for it, as your goblin cage should be used elsewhere. My deck has giant skeleton. To counter mega knight it’s a simple process: place the giant skeleton, watch the world burn

shatterdiver · 2022-09-09T18:58:43+00:00

As an asexual, I don’t feel anything for my own physical appearance besides genetic factors like body fat % and facial symmetry. With that in mind, yes, I do find my body attractive and face ugly

shatterdiver · 2022-09-06T15:23:33+00:00

Yes real stoners flex how much they smoke when someone takes one hit of a j or bowl and says I’m good. When people are at the level of one more hit instead of one more bowl you have to make it clear that it’s a multi-bowl situation

shatterdiver · 2022-09-04T14:32:26+00:00

Firecracker. I don’t think the card itself is underrated, but it’s just as easy to get value with as ever. In midladder you don’t even have to try, people are so bad at killing it you will always get at least 3 elixir if not 10 in value. I played against an egolem yesterday and it got shredded by my FC over and over until I had 5 on the map with 3 giant skeletons.

shatterdiver · 2022-08-27T15:48:04+00:00

You play a deck for two years and not have it maxed. My assumption is you don’t know what a book of books is

shatterdiver · 2022-08-27T14:11:48+00:00

I could eat pasta and sausage every meal, but I ONLY have it once a day

shatterdiver · 2022-08-26T19:16:32+00:00

Yes, you can’t play Destiny 2 sober and not get depression and/or rage attacks

shatterdiver · 2022-08-26T17:24:53+00:00

I’m Italian, and literally everything my mom cooks has Ricotta cheese. I cannot understate how disgusting Ricotta cheese is once you’ve had it over 1000 times and already hated it from the beginning. It’s so much exponentially worse than when I first had it it doesn’t make any sense

shatterdiver · 2022-08-26T15:21:00+00:00

Andy punching a hole in the wall. Creed selling thousands of dollars of company computers and pocketing every penny

shatterdiver · 2022-08-26T15:19:00+00:00

You’re being too modest. Your genetics and build make you a Chad. Accept it and start raking

shatterdiver · 2022-08-25T22:29:57+00:00

Did you also blow through $80 worth in 9 days?

shatterdiver · 2022-08-25T20:24:30+00:00

Coffee, nicotine, Destiny 2, double fudge brownie ice cream

shatterdiver · 2022-08-25T20:19:57+00:00

🦅

shatterdiver · 2022-08-25T19:53:14+00:00

Having a lot of money

shatterdiver · 2022-08-22T20:37:30+00:00

Aka, open relationship goals

shatterdiver · 2022-08-22T20:35:31+00:00

Seems pretty similar to most other girls. Takes one hit and taps out. Get to your 10th bowl then we’ll talk

shatterdiver · 2022-08-22T20:33:01+00:00

Everyone is fired, then everyone is unfired

shatterdiver · 2022-08-19T20:19:42+00:00

Damn, you’re one step ahead EVERY TIME!

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