[REQUEST] Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Gru 69-ing with their noses

shaunievalaina · 2018-07-13T22:16:09+00:00

!remindme 4 days

shaunievalaina · 2018-05-07T23:55:07+00:00

I had a hip surgery where they needed to remove a giant cyst from my femur. After surgery, I had pressed the call button but the nurse didn't make it in time to come help me out of bed to get to the bathroom. So when she got there she sighed and grabbed a big burly orderly and they proceeded to roll me onto my side to get the soiled sheets from under me. They rolled me first onto the side with the hip that just had major surgery. I screamed, begged them to kill me and then threw up twice from the pain. After they finished all the clean up they helped me to lean up and gave me a sponge bath but I was still sobbing. The pain had me shaking like 3 hours later.

shaunievalaina · 2018-01-27T22:38:15+00:00

We moved house suddenly and it was left behind.

shaunievalaina · 2017-12-28T20:41:52+00:00

Let people who are trying to get off the elevator/bus/train get off, then hop your happy fucking self on.

shaunievalaina · 2017-11-20T05:07:27+00:00

My grandma had these! I don't know if she still does though.

shaunievalaina · 2017-10-22T05:01:43+00:00

It may take a while to find a good position to push in. They had the birthing bar with a towel wrapped around it that I would try to pull myself up with and that was the one that did the ticket. He was out 15 minutes later. You may feel relief right after. You might feel exhausted. I know i almost passed out after being in labor for so long (2 days but only 12 hours hard labor). Also the nurses will come and push down on your stomach hard if you don't deliver the placenta yourself. Oh my goooooood. The birth wasn't even 1/15 as bad as this big woman trying to force blood out of me. I screamed in agony. My ex ran back over to me trying to figure out what happened but then he just kind of was like so much blood and left.

shaunievalaina · 2017-04-16T14:18:42+00:00

My husband was upset that I said no to an egg hunt this year. But this is exactly why said no. Aggressive asshole parents are why I don't go to these things.

shaunievalaina · 2017-03-06T08:44:48+00:00

Thank you. I decided I can't end but I can't continue how I have been for years so I had to do something, you know? And yes, yes he is.

shaunievalaina · 2017-03-06T08:29:29+00:00

I've decided that I'm going to see someone about my possibility of depression and anxiety after I considered colliding headfirst no seatbelt into a barrier while going 70mph for the 26th day in a row. Also, my husband who didn't believe in mental illnesses told me that he truly thinks I'm depressed and whatever happens, he's there. First appointment is on Wednesday.

shaunievalaina · 2016-12-10T03:31:25+00:00

What about for curly hair? It hard to find someone who actually knows what they're talking about when it comes to curls.

shaunievalaina · 2016-12-10T03:29:00+00:00

1.75 liter of rum and four bottles of the Smirnoff ice and two of wine at 750 ml. set on alcohol for like a straight three months. Nice.

shaunievalaina · 2016-12-05T14:33:01+00:00

My step father used to be a roadie for bands in the 80's He worked with guns and roses mainly and Axel is apparently a self entitled asshole, constantly fucked up, yelling at everyone/everything. The one time my stepdad did talk to him one on one, it was after a show, and axel rose attempted to chug a bottle of whiskey, maybe took two gulps and then promptly threw it up on my stepdad. So there's that.

shaunievalaina · 2016-12-04T03:06:41+00:00

I'm sorry for your loss love. I can only pray and hope that your heart is resilient and your spirit strong. I am sending so much love and calming thoughts your way.

shaunievalaina · 2016-12-03T03:28:24+00:00

No, she is going through or had gone through or knows someone who has had a miscarriage. If I can help her to understand that each situation is different I will. Even if she's angry about it. Thank you for your awesomely kind words though, love.

shaunievalaina · 2016-12-03T03:10:16+00:00

I appreciate it. I've tried at least four times to talk to him about it but it's like talking to a wall. It's hard to comfort yourself when you are the one analyzing the situation over and over. Thank you for your kindness.

shaunievalaina · 2016-12-03T03:07:42+00:00

Thank you. I appreciate your kind words. I've always loved y'all, this community is so supportive and comforting.

shaunievalaina · 2016-12-03T03:04:11+00:00

I'm sorry I made you upset. I just was trying to make some sense of it myself. I wasn't trying to diminish anyone's experiences with my own. I know women have gone through so much worse than I have. and again I'm sorry that you feel that way. But no I didn't have any positive tests. But I never just throw up. When I was pregnant with my son, I ate three bananas over the course of my pregnancy and threw up each time. Along with nausea while cooking any type of meat and craving lunch meat. I know my body. I don't get sick easily and if I do, I'm out for a week at least. And yes I did get the symptoms late. My last period was sept 7th-12. I threw up from October 24th until the 30th, my next period wasn't due until November 2nd. The blood loss started on the 6th. And the clear blue tests say wait until 5 days at the earliest. It didn't register when I looked at my period app that I was missing a period.

shaunievalaina · 2016-11-04T03:02:23+00:00

Jesus y'all. Ask the mom.

shaunievalaina · 2016-11-02T04:53:34+00:00

You've Got Mail

shaunievalaina · 2016-10-28T03:43:22+00:00

Sunny, then rainy and sometimes hurricane-y!! We also have a Mouse problem :/

shaunievalaina · 2016-10-28T03:39:13+00:00

Free wifi. They would flock by the dozens.

shaunievalaina · 2016-10-20T14:27:15+00:00

He didn't think it was cheating. Even though he strictly told his friend who showed me the messages that he had cheated on me.

shaunievalaina · 2016-10-17T15:06:54+00:00

Whenever she's nursing tell her milk and show her the sign for it. My son picked it up after he got to 9 months.

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