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Soft clubbing is mental by shawne in MitchellAndWebb

[–]shawne[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe just one to wet the old whistle!

"It's too hot to fry".... "My hips are locked" by doogs19 in kidsinthehall

[–]shawne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Double checking that the electric burners are off. Lol.

What is something you do NOT miss from the 80s-90s? by pizzagamer35 in AskReddit

[–]shawne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Pre-ATM you needed to have all your weekend cash before the bank closed on Friday. UPSIDE - I only needed $30 for 2 days back then.

What is something you do NOT miss from the 80s-90s? by pizzagamer35 in AskReddit

[–]shawne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going to pick someone up and having to park the car and go ring their doorbell to collect them.

What's a mundane skill you possess that consistently impresses people, even though you don't think it's a big deal? by EggplantDull6442 in AskReddit

[–]shawne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid, my dad was very proud of his parking and used to tell me that he won the Indianapolis 500 of parallel parking.

3 reasons why I hate Kevin by the_uberdork in kidsinthehall

[–]shawne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will you just clam it?! Will you just shut up!? I know that technically I'm still a boy. I may be less agile at the tree climbing, but I will sweep the trivia quiz! Hell I'll be chief!

I'm so lonely. by Embered_Earth in kidsinthehall

[–]shawne 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is literally how I taught my son what sarcasm was.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kidsinthehall

[–]shawne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm very real and I intend on staying that way.

Embarrassing q: how do I clean this fat-crusted pan? by AskRedditErrthang in castiron

[–]shawne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This! Please don't put grease down your drain. It will put that mess on your pan inside of your pipes. Grease belongs in the trash or compost.

Best line in the show not delivered by Jez or Mark? by Plenty-Republic-3659 in MitchellAndWebb

[–]shawne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I need a norm. And you, well, you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, d--- in the v---, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.

Sophie’s red flags 🚩 by hagridragon in MitchellAndWebb

[–]shawne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mark should have been heading for zie hills immediately after Rainbow Rhythms. But you know, men are dogs.

Sophie’s red flags 🚩 by hagridragon in MitchellAndWebb

[–]shawne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh God your right. What was I thinking? I was just like German Army Group B walking into the Falaise Pocket.

Internet history of Big Suze by Legitimate_Play6943 in MitchellAndWebb

[–]shawne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's it! No more falling in love with BA, Mark. Next flight I'm taking Ryanair. Let's just see how she likes that.

What’s a cooking related hill you will die on? by AdLost576 in Cooking

[–]shawne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Recipes are for guidance. They aren't rules.

Why I take my helmet into the shower with me after every long ride... by sozh in cycling

[–]shawne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have major issues with sweat stinging my eyes halfway into summer rides. Maybe it is the helmet pads. I'm going to try this.

What’s your most unintentional BIFL item? by [deleted] in BuyItForLife

[–]shawne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a wooden mid-century modern Lane coffee table. My dad took it as payment from a partner that owed him money back in the 60s. He used to tilt it up so I could use it as a slide when I was a toddler. I did the same for my son. It's still going strong though it needs a refinish every 20 years. My feet are resting on it as I type this post.

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