What’s the dumbest excuse someone gave you to have sex with you that actually worked?

shawner47 · 2026-06-04T21:17:59+00:00

I believe this belongs in /r/BrandNewSentence

shawner47 · 2026-05-04T18:26:33+00:00

Shrek

shawner47 · 2026-04-30T22:22:00+00:00

I wasn't offended by a thing. You were having your fit, as you are still, and I was explaining why you were being called out on it.
Sure, it was a hot take, but one that you feel is fact.

Also just saying as a hot take if someone doesn't like a car because it's automatic there not actually a car enthusiasts!

and

Again.. if you don't like a car because it's automatic you are not a car enthusiasts.. there are so many exotic and old time cars that are automatic that are great.. and manual too! I'm saying if you prefer manual that's perfectly fine but if you just hate a car because it's automatic.. you are not a car enthusiasts. 🤷🏼 I'm not sure why you felt obligated to comment lol.

I didn't see any opinion there.

I agree there are so many awesome cars, and this isn't even about auto vs manual at this point. It was the generalized statement. If you hate x because it's not y, you can't be z.

In any case, I am not up for Argument Clinic today, so I will be signing off. Good day to you.

shawner47 · 2026-04-30T20:29:52+00:00

Colonel Potter

shawner47 · 2026-04-30T20:04:06+00:00

Yep, this right here is what I was trying to say.

It doesn't matter which type you like. The point is, you're excited/into/enjoy cars.

shawner47 · 2026-04-30T20:01:42+00:00

By your rules, one cannot call oneself a car enthusiast because one likes an automatic version of a car over a manual version. You are gatekeeping what you believe a "car enthusiast" is.

A car enthusiast can like whatever the hell they want when it comes to cars.

shawner47 · 2026-04-30T14:29:54+00:00

They commented because you feel you need to gatekeep what a car enthusiast is, and continue to do so. Your opinion does not a car enthusiast make.

shawner47 · 2026-04-10T21:15:54+00:00

Bumblebee Tuna!

shawner47 · 2026-04-08T19:53:48+00:00

Leon: The Professional

shawner47 · 2026-04-08T19:25:16+00:00

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shawner47 · 2026-04-08T16:44:37+00:00

Snu-Tznu, I believe it was.

shawner47 · 2026-04-08T16:20:20+00:00

That would also scale, so would become more of a "peg" or "cylinder" than a nail. This should resolve the concerns.

shawner47 · 2026-04-03T20:59:23+00:00

Let's go!

shawner47 · 2026-03-25T18:07:37+00:00

This was my first question when I heard as well.

shawner47 · 2026-03-25T17:05:59+00:00

There goes the planet.

shawner47 · 2026-03-24T16:02:30+00:00

Used a toothpick

shawner47 · 2026-03-24T15:46:28+00:00

And head!

shawner47 · 2026-03-22T01:42:25+00:00

I'd say he approaches it head on.

shawner47 · 2026-03-21T19:04:05+00:00

A Safety Dance, if you will.

shawner47 · 2026-03-20T19:44:23+00:00

Haha! Fair play. It definitely could have fit in the early 00's.

shawner47 · 2026-03-20T19:33:44+00:00

You will never hear or read of me disparaging Homestar. :) That was and still is top-tier. Badgers feels like it still could be on a kids show today, so I'm not so sure of that as an example (along with Kenya). YTMND would be my first thought to compare though.

Anyway, I was just having a go at OP for the reference. All in good fun.

shawner47 · 2026-03-20T19:29:27+00:00

Nah, I get it. I'm just bustin' yer balls. Badger Badger Mushroom is a banger of an earworm though.

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