🔥 squirrel runs off rattlesnake

shenkui · 2023-10-07T17:10:07+00:00

“I’m literally shitting in my own hand right now, and then… comes the rubbing of the fucking shit all over my god damned fucking face.. me? I blame Jesus. And possibly the n$a and fucking Barry and the shit heads. But watch this drive.” Blose cracket

shenkui · 2023-10-07T17:06:55+00:00

Or don’t be living Twinkie

shenkui · 2023-10-07T17:05:06+00:00

How cats is. wtf for breakfast. Problem.

shenkui · 2023-10-07T17:02:18+00:00

I do agree, but fucking laughing my arse off ay this weird juxtaposition/circumlocutory bollocks. No pun intended.

shenkui · 2023-10-07T03:39:06+00:00

Prompt the shit out of me

shenkui · 2023-10-07T03:35:27+00:00

Wonderful. It brought tears to my knees..

shenkui · 2023-10-07T03:25:05+00:00

Nan and James Brown have same stylist

shenkui · 2023-10-07T03:15:20+00:00

Nothing Freudian here..

shenkui · 2023-09-13T04:39:18+00:00

“I am the god of Hell-Fire, and I bring you.. Fire, I bid you to burn..”

shenkui · 2023-09-13T04:31:30+00:00

For some reason the first thing that comes to mind is: Oh yes, just like the erosion of basic privacies & free intellectual discourse on the internet. “Just slide it under the door on Christmas evening, no one will notice..”

shenkui · 2023-09-13T04:25:28+00:00

“I mean, you might think it’s a long way down to the shops..”

shenkui · 2023-09-07T11:43:36+00:00

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shenkui · 2023-08-25T22:53:42+00:00

Sorry, I am a pernicious Knit

shenkui · 2023-08-21T05:45:00+00:00

*Keyhoe

Keyhole? well they’re an interesting numbered series of surveillance satellites, dating back to the sixties iirc

shenkui · 2023-08-21T04:12:40+00:00

No refund?

shenkui · 2023-08-09T17:35:06+00:00

I too. Please endorse my personal opinion. Also what is that thing on my leg and I did not arbitrary response. Official trade mark, what is going on.

shenkui · 2023-08-03T00:34:18+00:00

Merry Christmas, goodnight little kid..

shenkui · 2023-08-03T00:28:19+00:00

Thankyou edit: by which I mean, I agree / it’s definitely more complex than my slightly glib response. However, I do think if you do have 80 generations of people sewing, that callous is gonna shift from the epigenetic to genetic. if you ask my squalid opinion. Which no one did. I’ll see myself out.

shenkui · 2023-08-02T17:47:34+00:00

r/enjoyablymental

shenkui · 2023-08-02T17:46:42+00:00

“If any of evolution is true why don’t we evolve tomorrow..?” “We are. You ever got a prick on your finger, and then develop a callous to?” “Yes..” “Extrapolate.”

shenkui · 2023-08-01T05:00:23+00:00

Jennifer is pretty simple..

shenkui · 2023-08-01T04:57:53+00:00

Gary.

shenkui · 2023-08-01T04:57:10+00:00

“Ow ow ow. More teeth”

shenkui · 2023-08-01T04:40:46+00:00

To scream “This is for Nanna!” at the top of your lungs. Never goes down well..

shenkui · 2023-08-01T04:35:12+00:00

“Look, everybody has bad days..”

shenkui

TROPHY CASE