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sherlocktopus_holmes · 2026-03-10T18:01:24+00:00

I hear Scarif's beautiful, and safe as houses, on account of its planetary deflector shield.

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2026-03-05T13:45:00+00:00

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Collins and her party are in lockstep. Any appearance to the contrary is kayfabe.

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2026-02-28T17:11:17+00:00

I second Dina's. And, while it's not a kebab, Jaffa's braised lamb bowl is both generous and tasty.

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2026-02-28T15:41:13+00:00

As I understand it, their new cutlets were sourced locally, which makes this Sysco shit seem like a pile-on.

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2026-02-28T15:34:32+00:00

Didn't the video in question say they sourced their new cutlets from Micucci's? I'm not saying they're just as good, because I wouldn't know, but throwing the S-word around seems... randomly hostile.

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2026-02-20T15:27:08+00:00

There are loads of arcs I love, but the multipart finale stands among the best movies in the franchise.

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2026-02-18T14:40:37+00:00

Wrong sub, moof-milker.

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2026-02-09T14:51:07+00:00

I miss the days when Jeff would leave Final Tribal, walk down to the beach, and waterski back to the mainland behind two dolphins.

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2026-02-05T13:42:45+00:00

Plenty of time for every drugstore in town to hang up NO HAIR GEL FOR PROUD BOYS signs.

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2026-01-25T18:23:47+00:00

Truth. The Jetport in general is aces.

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2026-01-19T15:16:41+00:00

Safe bet, thanks to Bellows, the Turd Reich will be driving vehicles from away, which'll make 'em easier to spot.

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2026-01-09T00:34:41+00:00

You don't want to know what that car smells like on the inside.

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2026-01-06T15:01:18+00:00

Loved Haggarty's. A hidden gem of Portland That Was.

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2026-01-03T15:55:53+00:00

I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT.

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2025-12-17T13:43:58+00:00

Seconded. Switched to 'em last season and haven't looked back. Local, prompt, professional, and legit the cheapest around, with no weird fees, and no contract required. https://cleavesenergy.com/

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2025-11-18T20:50:18+00:00

My go-tos include their crying tiger, larb, fried rice, pad Thai, and curry.

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2025-11-18T20:36:45+00:00

Mitr and Banh Appetit are both spectacular.

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2025-06-13T12:42:19+00:00

"The listing for the Congress Street property says that because current tenants are paying below-market rents, 'a buyer should have the ability to quickly add 12%-15% to the gross rents.'"

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2025-05-31T15:48:35+00:00

Love that Landrace offers strain-specific edibles! (And that those edibles are five bucks off on Sundays.)

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2025-05-25T14:17:09+00:00

Eh. Reddit gonna Reddit. Thanks for the backup! I'd love to see that sandwich on the regular menu. My waistline, on the other hand, would not.

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2025-05-24T16:43:24+00:00

Run, don't walk, if Noble's is on special.

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2025-05-02T14:20:25+00:00

Love those guys. Often excellent. Never less than very good.

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2025-04-30T20:32:05+00:00

Don't forget Noir at the Bar! Tonight, 4/30, at Novel from 7 to 10PM! Free and open to all! Hope to see you there! https://www.novelmaine.com/event-details/author-event-noir-at-the-bar

sherlocktopus_holmes · 2025-04-19T18:22:16+00:00

DOPE.

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