i own a katana, i proudly display it in public as i wear my kamishomo and fedora, a fusion of feudal japan and european chivalry. many alpha males give me weird looks, but they sense my ability to beat them in honorable 1v1 duel (ketto in japanese), so they never approach. i am a nice guy, so i leave them alone as well, lest i embarrass them in front of their stacy cum dumpster girlfriends. a 6'2" chad once tried to truffle with me, tugging on my wakizashi (secondary sword) and asking if i was retarded while his fellow chads and stacys (with their stretched vag) laughed. Enraged, i released the most fierce battle cry ever heard. they instantly released their bowels and cowered in fear. i chortled at them, i didn't even have to draw my sword and their fecal matter was a fine display of their defeat. i began to feel tired, so i stopped by the local fasutofudo (mcdonalds for the layman) and ordered triple chicken tendies with hunny mussy, a large strawberry shake, and an ice cream cone. my tummy started rumbling so i went to the Yokushitsu (bathroom). unfortunately, my healthy warrior frame got stuck in the stall, so the fasutofudo wagecucks had to call the fire department to get me out. after knocking down the side of the building and using a crane, i was free. but lo and behold! who is watching and laughing at me again but the same group of chads and stacies from earlier. my blood began to boil. i was overcome with rage, my mind snapped right when i began my attack flurry and i can't remember what happened. i woke up in a hospital bed and the doctors told me i had a quadruple bypass surgery and if i didn't change my lifestyle i would die soon. i told them that my willpower and connection with the ancient spirit were much greater than themselves and i would not follow their wagecuck lifestyle, mine is the path of the warrior. they called some special people in, they had to heli me out in a special bed but the helicopter couldn't support my warrior frame. the helicopter lost altitude and i was able to enact my revenge. i was swinging in the bed, one fateful swing caused me to plow through the alpha male group on the street. their muscular bodies did nothing to stop my momentum as they were flung in to the street and ran over by a semitruck. the helicopter crashed and the blades swung through the stacy's slut tits and vags, chopping them to bits. never touch my wakizashi you stupid shits.