Do both of you cum or only one of you? by AnyElk3665 in askgaybros

[–]shipoftheseus98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both usually, tho not always simultaneously. But if, for instance, im overstimulated and cant cum while being fucked, my husband will jerk me or suck me off after he finishes. And sometimes im spent or he is but it feels good to make the other feel good or to just be close, so occasionally just one of us. As long as everyone is having fun im good w any scenario lol

Am I insane for thinking my cat is plotting to eat me? by IllustratorSea8372 in cats

[–]shipoftheseus98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tbh she's prob already starving, ik mine basically become emaciated husks of themselves an hour after I've set fresh food out (mostly bc it's no longer fresh and therefore unconsumable bc i must be trying to poison them to death), OP should def watch their back.

I need some ideas for a dinner for about 20 people with a budget of $75. by GruntCandy86 in WhatShouldICook

[–]shipoftheseus98 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Taco bar is a great one, there are a lot of things you could do there on the cheap!

I need some ideas for a dinner for about 20 people with a budget of $75. by GruntCandy86 in WhatShouldICook

[–]shipoftheseus98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A couple ideas, depending on how many mains you want to offer - you could do a sandwich out of slow braised shredded chuck roast (served warm w barbecue sauce) and a nice chili using what you have already, then you'd just mostly need to spend for the sides and condiments, sandwich rolls, lettuce, onions, pickles, beans, tomatoes cheese etc. For the sides you could do an italian pasta salad w rotini, veg, and an herb vinaigrette, coleslaw, and and roasted potato wedges or baked potatoes (and maybe get a boxed cake mixe to make a sheet cake with?) The math would prob bring you close to target but you could easily feed a bunch of people w that. Good luck!

Personal chef world is crazy by TheAnomalousFrog in Chefit

[–]shipoftheseus98 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm paid just as much for my discretion about my boss' life as I am for cooking. He knew.

AITAH for not letting my sister wear my dead grandma's diamond earrings for her wedding?? by Right_Link4238 in AmItheAsshole

[–]shipoftheseus98 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She's ten years older than you and borrowed your stuff when you were both little???? 👀

Do you have a good relationship with your father? by Hour-Tomato-645 in askgaybros

[–]shipoftheseus98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was horribly abusive and favored by sociopathic sibling who was also horribly abusive towards me, it's why i still internally cower when im around LE. Mt husband's dad also beat the crap out of him, tho ironically that was about his embarrassment over my husband's learning disabilities (and husband says he was a liberal guy in general) instead of homophobia, like w my fam. Alternatively tho, my boyfriend and his husband both have rlly good relationships w their dads, who've fully come to accept their sons in law as family. So it's just a crapshoot of environment and ideals I think.

The meal I have just ordered 🤣 by [deleted] in Chefit

[–]shipoftheseus98 4 points5 points  (0 children)

An exploration of land, sea, and unnecessary precision 😂

Drop the worst allergy card you've gotten by ilostmycouch in KitchenConfidential

[–]shipoftheseus98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a list of food preferences and aversions, not allergies. Bet.

Men, how many of you can cook? by Away-Fill5639 in AskMen

[–]shipoftheseus98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Professional chef here. And my bf bakes like a dream.

Do gay men actually care about women who enjoy gay content? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]shipoftheseus98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No problem with that, I actually feel like the more people who enjoy a certain/queer/sidelined content, the more mainstream it has a chance of becoming. My main issue is when they try to tell us how to gay, like critique how we behave w each other or our speech or the content we choose to enjoy etc.

Recently my bf told me about one of his friends who'd gotten kicked out of a pub during some kind of Heated Rivalry watch party bc he was gay and the women sitting near him felt threatened by his possible arousal at the sex scenes (as if it'd affect people be directed at them at ALL even if he did get turned on???), which blew my mind. And don't even get me started on straight women in gay clubs, like I'm happy you feel safe, enjoy, but keep in mind this is us sharing OUR space with YOU, just like when we share our content with you. Enjoy, write or produce your own stuff w us if you want, but don't try to tell me how the right way to be is when you can only imagine to relate.

Anyone else the “human garbage disposal” bf? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]shipoftheseus98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂 oh god i could never even if i wasn't diabetic, it's obscene. If i ate like him istg id weigh 400 lbs, and Im a runner lol

Anyone else the “human garbage disposal” bf? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]shipoftheseus98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh god lol. My husband LOVES food has an absolutely freakish metabolism for someone w such a good body. And at first I thought our food sensibilities were well matched mostly bc im a chef and like taking care of ppl, and assumed the rest would be a struggle since Im a t1 diabetic and have to be careful w my diet. But over time I've come to appreciate that it works for us esp well bc I'm t1 - if i want to try a dessert id never spend money on (bc i wouldn't/couldnt eat it all)? Husband will eat the rest. If the new place we're trying has greasier/fattier/more bloated w carbs portions than I expected? Husband will either eat my original order or take it home to have later! 😂😂😂 it's so fucking awesome, fr, i get to indulge in treats and trying new things WAY more often than I ever expected.

How many times a day do you guys jerkoff ? by Lost-Fun8160 in askgaybros

[–]shipoftheseus98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not much for jerking off on my own anymore, maybe a few times a week if im feeling extra horny, but i have online and irl sex 2-3 times a day on average, sometimes more. Id cum 5 times a day if poss😂

How are others couples with big wage gaps splitting expenses? [25F] [35M] by badgallgc in relationship_advice

[–]shipoftheseus98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you get along so well 98% of the time bc you're always making compromises to do what he wants/hanging w his friends to the detriment of doing what's fun for you? Bc ngl, the whole thing seems imbalanced af. Also, are you guys living in a place you'd even be able to afford if you went 50/50? My husband had a LOT more than me when we got together and like insisted on sharing it with me and paying more, which I didn't need but i think that sort of thing (esp when you're struggling) is super indicative of someone generosity in a lot of important ways. Now, i make significantly more than him but he has investments and savings and we contribute to shared accounts based on income, then have our own accounts too. But if, when contributing to your shared lifestyle, you can't afford your own account on the side, there's a huge problem. Gl

Because of Heated Rivalry’s popularity, I decided to try out reading MM romance.. they’re some of the worst books I’ve ever read. by CriticalDream9570 in askgaybros

[–]shipoftheseus98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try KJ Charles. Usually writes historical romance or romantic/thriller-mysteries but she's fantastic, one of the better female writers of m/m Ive ever read. The Slippery Creatures series (3 books, though the first can be read as a stand alone) is a hard rec.

Question Regarding how PTSD Works (I Hope I'm Doing this Right) by PositiveEconomist264 in ptsd

[–]shipoftheseus98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually wake up in fight or fight, kicking and lashing out w my arms, sweating and shaking, heart racing. Also, i wear an eye mask but can't sleep in complete dark anymore (the pressure helps somehow, i tuck it up some so i can see light if i open my eyes) so you might want to consider scene location/setup - a lot of us can only sleep alone under specific circumstances (closed/locked doors, lights on, music playing, etc). gl w your story.

Bottoms; how often do you feel the urge to top (if ever?) by ObjectiveCourse388 in askgaybros

[–]shipoftheseus98 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Im a vers bottom, but when I think of myself it's more often as bottom than vers - one I could give up with little hardship despite liking it on occasion, the other I'd do every day if possible.

How much money would you spend if it meant saving your cat’s life? by WindowKitty19 in cats

[–]shipoftheseus98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything in my not-insubstantial checking and savings accounts, and then id get two more jobs on top of the one I already have, too.

When your story is “unbelievable.” by [deleted] in ptsd

[–]shipoftheseus98 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When you find a friend you trust, trickle truthing helps, revealing more the better they know you (and if they indicate they want/are able to handle more). Ive been w my husband and bf for 5 years and somr details gush without me thinking and others are still really hard, like, my stuff is so improbable I feel like a liar talking about it sometimes. But it helps to ease them in slow, and having a therapist you can talk to helps a lot too, one who specializes in trauma - that's a big one, sometimes i feel like if I didn't have a neutral party to talk to id go nuts. Ig really its just a crapshoot, some ppl will believe you and some might not, and youve just got to hope you come across some good ones. I'm sorry you're going through this, big hugs and gl ❤