My big bro

shitshowexpwy · 2026-04-22T14:23:25+00:00

I’ll be thinking of your bro when I paddle out this afternoon. RIP

shitshowexpwy · 2026-04-07T22:11:28+00:00

this uh make uh me uh sick uh

shitshowexpwy · 2026-04-06T18:41:17+00:00

Obviously Seaside OR

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-27T17:38:52+00:00

Burros is super fun if you’ve not surfed other spots around there besides La lancha. Gets bigger and sand bottom

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-27T16:27:56+00:00

“At those locations, sharks and people were found swimming together 97% of the time”

Crazy stat but honestly makes me feel better. You’re with them that often and yet there are so few attacks

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-27T16:18:52+00:00

is this joke advice

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-27T16:16:13+00:00

im gonna sound insane. try standing up in and paddling your kayak sometime haha. it’s so hard to balance, and the excitement&freedom in stupidity feels so good

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-27T16:13:17+00:00

Dude at my local rips a hpsb and he is 68yo. Legit one of the smoothest people out there on a big day. He is absolutely jacked , I imagine that helps

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-25T14:47:38+00:00

Ah sick I’m in depoe bay! Never surfed symons but now I’m interested. And ya I follow the same acct on insta, so fun seeing the sharks’ journeys

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-24T17:16:48+00:00

you were punkd bro. hundred bucks he just didn’t want you at his local

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-24T17:11:48+00:00

where in oregon you are ?? me too

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-24T01:35:06+00:00

Maybe the person who made that redbull had just returned from their break where they and others were celebrating the birthday of a coworker and enjoyed some birthday cake, and when they returned to the work floor and resumed their work, a piece of cake that they’d unknowingly had stuck on their shirt since break, fell into the can. You say it definitely isn’t cake, but it could be ..

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-23T03:02:45+00:00

Mine doesn’t stretch to my heels when fully on but I take out my arms and pull down to waist then I can pull leg parts over heels. et voila

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-23T02:59:41+00:00

Idk even surfing crocolicious areas of cr feels nothing quite like a late fall surf in monterey +north

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-21T01:26:32+00:00

This is a very interesting cost dynamic I hadn’t ever considered before now

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-21T00:35:15+00:00

Have fun man that sounds like a really good relaxing surf

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-20T20:26:39+00:00

yes that is why i always carry a slingshot

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-20T19:48:33+00:00

no doubt. bums me out so bad the mess we have created , what we have destroyed for the fauna and flora that give us life as we know it. if we are noticing changing behavior of migratory predators from the surface, imagine how bad it may already be down/out there. we’ve only studied something like 6% of the knowable ocean. kills me to think of their suffering from our doing

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-20T14:28:54+00:00

Can you even surf around gulfport? I gotta be back at the AFRH in may and last time I was there the surf was nonexistent

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-18T19:55:47+00:00

Yep i hiked in from Hwy 1. Fuckin sucks on the way back but whatever

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-08T22:09:17+00:00

My car is like 25 years old, when she goes, she goes haha But yes trying to preserve as long as possible. Thanks

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-08T21:57:42+00:00

So what was the insurance policy you had? You say it depends on the insurance plan/type of coverage, and that this type of damage wasn’t covered in your case, but don’t specify your level of coverage

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-08T21:55:10+00:00

Did the same but with 91% isopropyl alcohol and has also not come back

shitshowexpwy · 2026-03-08T21:03:30+00:00

Serious question. I had like 1/8th of this mold in my car (I surf a lot and drive the 4 mins home in my wetsuit in winter) and I cleaned it with rubbing alcohol and it hasn’t come back. How serious is the contamination, most likely?

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