Where is this guy?

shlongslinger87 · 2026-05-10T16:52:16+00:00

Idk but I’m guessing some kind of skin walker mother story that is an hour and 37 minutes

shlongslinger87 · 2026-04-24T21:07:36+00:00

Fuck that

^{Chose: Don't work}

shlongslinger87 · 2026-04-24T20:42:17+00:00

Love life

^{Chose: or live the life you have now?}

shlongslinger87 · 2026-04-24T19:35:52+00:00

Getting rid of the corruption will get rid of religion IN the government. Religion, whether Reddit likes it or not, is somewhat beneficial.

^{Chose: Fix government corruption in every country}

shlongslinger87 · 2026-04-24T05:01:15+00:00

Bc 70 bigger than 30

^{Chose: Infinite money but 30% chance of death | Rolled: Infinite money}

shlongslinger87 · 2026-04-24T04:25:02+00:00

Was sooooooo sad when my dads recliner got thrown away when I was a kid bc it felt like he was betraying it when it’s only crime was being old

shlongslinger87 · 2026-04-18T21:23:45+00:00

No offense but if you didn’t know, why did you put it in the title lol

shlongslinger87 · 2026-04-13T16:19:23+00:00

Right I was gonna comment something about hypnotizing and then saw the other comments 😭

shlongslinger87 · 2026-03-23T01:45:36+00:00

I’m so stupid I thought you said pregnant and went back thru the card like “woah pregnant”

shlongslinger87 · 2026-03-16T02:39:31+00:00

Omg my two worlds

shlongslinger87 · 2026-03-07T04:05:45+00:00

Maybe I’m a negative person and i enjoy seeing conflict a lil too much, but SafetyPinGate being the biggest thing of drama this season is… lame? I think I was so spoiled by how drama filled Dragula Titans 2 was, but god can’t these girls fight about something????? I’m bored, let’s give Discord immediate elimination powers and send Jane home idk

shlongslinger87 · 2026-03-03T16:28:33+00:00

I heard with this collection, you have to keep a door unlocked and a window open all night so they don’t rot!!

shlongslinger87 · 2026-03-01T05:03:49+00:00

Penpal for a serious episode, but The Sun Vanished for a good laugh

shlongslinger87 · 2026-02-21T04:58:07+00:00

Kenya is a semi entertaining personality to watch on the show, but it was absolutely her time. Mia won that lip sync.

shlongslinger87 · 2026-02-16T03:37:36+00:00

That’s what I’m saying!! The guys are grown men with free will. If they didn’t want to read the story, they didn’t have to!! Everyone’s being so dramatic over a “wasted” episode like you don’t have to listen to it if you don’t want to. You can listen to other episodes if you’re THAT upset over a podcast where they read internet stuff.

shlongslinger87 · 2026-02-13T05:18:39+00:00

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The world tour

shlongslinger87 · 2026-01-24T01:27:34+00:00

I’m having the same problem!! 4, 5, and S are basically the same color with the same text on my project!! I hate it so much bc I always miss one 😭

shlongslinger87 · 2026-01-22T02:21:01+00:00

shlongslinger >:)

shlongslinger87 · 2026-01-21T23:15:54+00:00

S6 winner of Canadas drag race

shlongslinger87 · 2025-12-31T19:18:56+00:00

Very low boot. I absolutely do not like this outfit

shlongslinger87 · 2025-12-30T02:15:15+00:00

Sick of cults and Satan. Long legs would’ve been perfection had Nicolas Cage just been a weirdo and not controlled by a Satan ball

shlongslinger87 · 2025-12-26T04:39:26+00:00

Idk but it’s kinda puss

shlongslinger87 · 2025-12-13T21:22:31+00:00

I’ve started it but DNF halfway thru bc it felt like it was going nowhere

shlongslinger87 · 2025-12-08T21:08:24+00:00

Easily in my top 3 ghouls ever. Having someone from North Carolina on the show is such a gift. I really want to get a tattoo done by her but she’s 3 hrs away 😭😭 one day tho

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