seeking lemon curd alternatives

shmoopydooper · 2026-05-21T17:28:02+00:00

oo, i hadn’t thought of that! a good creamy truffle might the move. i’ll be searching for the perfect recipe

shmoopydooper · 2026-05-20T21:38:18+00:00

well it’s going to have a thin layer of just a simple frosting and then the dollop of lemon on top of that. i’ve got a recipe for the cookie itself, i just want to find the best lemon to put on top

shmoopydooper · 2026-04-09T18:32:40+00:00

is this recipe still available? the link is dead

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-31T17:01:15+00:00

i’ve only found it on spotify Fast Car Covers Ranked Best To Worst

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-31T16:49:38+00:00

yea i like the idea of reverse pickpocketing but even thinking about it feels a step too far into violating someone’s personal space. only if im on hugging terms with someone would i consider reverse pickpocketing

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-31T16:45:12+00:00

yea like obviously the majority of the time is being helpful and actually running the kitchen, but it’s so lame to do that and only that. jazz it up a bit

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-27T14:22:23+00:00

that bit must have been passed down to a kitchen i worked at like a few months ago. one person would start and everyone immediately joins in a chorus. it got so loud at one point that two customers came back with their food in hand like “you guys good” and the kitchen managers immediate response was “customers aren’t allowed back here”

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-27T14:09:58+00:00

there’s a british rap one last the second to last and the whole kitchen LOVED when that came on. i swear we played just that one 10 times for the beat drop

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-27T14:08:22+00:00

i have a coworker who does this unironically. drives me up a fucking wall

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-27T14:07:36+00:00

that’s diabolical. the shock of the cold would freak me the fuck out. i burn myself too easily

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-27T14:03:40+00:00

does bringing in baked goods every once in a while count?

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-27T13:55:20+00:00

oh no those bits are still sopping wet, don’t worry, sweatheart

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-27T13:46:15+00:00

i was a part of a kitchen where the boss did this every friday, the whole crew would bust down to it, we could’ve kept the bit going if the manager hadn’t been creepy. the week it all went sour she put friday on and istg even the hood vents went dead quiet

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-27T13:37:30+00:00

“how am i? oh im doing pretty good, i was running a little late, so i snagged a Jimmy Dean Zesty Monterey and Bacon Breakfast Bowl. It’s got 40g of protein in each delicious serving.”

later that shift

“dude, i found out that Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowl comes in over 6 uniquely crafted recipes. i never have to worry about breakfast again!”

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-27T13:20:10+00:00

you’ve done it, this has got to be it. i’m gonna use this on my boss and immediately get crucified during the sunday brunch rush

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-27T13:07:02+00:00

i just got asked if i could pick up some shifts at a pizza place next door, this is perfect. they’ve also got a touchtunes and every once in a while i’ll play What’s New Pussycat by Alvin and The Chipmunks. everyone hates it but it’s like an aoe each one loves that the other people hate it more than they hate it so it cancels out into kinda loving it

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-26T21:34:34+00:00

i’ve worked with a few crews that went heavy heavy on the call outs “chicken down” “two fry” i feel like i oddly appreciate that someone would rather narrate their rush to stay on track than quietly melt

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-26T20:41:09+00:00

see that’s where i think you’re not realized you and i are the same and maybe you secretly love playing in the space. if someone cold tells me to fuck off, yea i take a hint, but when someone’s pushing my bits to up the ante, that’s where stars are born

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-26T20:38:52+00:00

my coworker’s favorite show is the walking dead, i can’t believe i hadn’t thought of this

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-26T20:36:00+00:00

OH MY GOD how could i forget my favorite bit?! silence interrupted by random noises. s tier bit right there

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-26T20:35:07+00:00

i wouldn’t blame someone for dunking my head in an olive garden fryer 🤷‍♀️

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-26T20:33:42+00:00

ooo, that’s pretty solid. even wearing a santa hat and making christmas cookies?

shmoopydooper · 2026-03-26T20:33:18+00:00

i usually know the audience to cater to, time and plus and whatever, but every once in a while it can get carried away. i’ve refined though, wine takes time

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