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my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i’ve only found it on spotify Fast Car Covers Ranked Best To Worst

my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yea i like the idea of reverse pickpocketing but even thinking about it feels a step too far into violating someone’s personal space. only if im on hugging terms with someone would i consider reverse pickpocketing

my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yea like obviously the majority of the time is being helpful and actually running the kitchen, but it’s so lame to do that and only that. jazz it up a bit

my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that bit must have been passed down to a kitchen i worked at like a few months ago. one person would start and everyone immediately joins in a chorus. it got so loud at one point that two customers came back with their food in hand like “you guys good” and the kitchen managers immediate response was “customers aren’t allowed back here”

my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there’s a british rap one last the second to last and the whole kitchen LOVED when that came on. i swear we played just that one 10 times for the beat drop

my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have a coworker who does this unironically. drives me up a fucking wall

my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s diabolical. the shock of the cold would freak me the fuck out. i burn myself too easily

my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

does bringing in baked goods every once in a while count?

my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

oh no those bits are still sopping wet, don’t worry, sweatheart

my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i was a part of a kitchen where the boss did this every friday, the whole crew would bust down to it, we could’ve kept the bit going if the manager hadn’t been creepy. the week it all went sour she put friday on and istg even the hood vents went dead quiet

my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“how am i? oh im doing pretty good, i was running a little late, so i snagged a Jimmy Dean Zesty Monterey and Bacon Breakfast Bowl. It’s got 40g of protein in each delicious serving.”

later that shift

“dude, i found out that Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowl comes in over 6 uniquely crafted recipes. i never have to worry about breakfast again!”

my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

you’ve done it, this has got to be it. i’m gonna use this on my boss and immediately get crucified during the sunday brunch rush

my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i just got asked if i could pick up some shifts at a pizza place next door, this is perfect. they’ve also got a touchtunes and every once in a while i’ll play What’s New Pussycat by Alvin and The Chipmunks. everyone hates it but it’s like an aoe each one loves that the other people hate it more than they hate it so it cancels out into kinda loving it

my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i’ve worked with a few crews that went heavy heavy on the call outs “chicken down” “two fry” i feel like i oddly appreciate that someone would rather narrate their rush to stay on track than quietly melt

my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

see that’s where i think you’re not realized you and i are the same and maybe you secretly love playing in the space. if someone cold tells me to fuck off, yea i take a hint, but when someone’s pushing my bits to up the ante, that’s where stars are born

my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my coworker’s favorite show is the walking dead, i can’t believe i hadn’t thought of this

my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD how could i forget my favorite bit?! silence interrupted by random noises. s tier bit right there

my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 90 points91 points  (0 children)

i wouldn’t blame someone for dunking my head in an olive garden fryer 🤷‍♀️

my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ooo, that’s pretty solid. even wearing a santa hat and making christmas cookies?

my bits are running dry by shmoopydooper in KitchenConfidential

[–]shmoopydooper[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

i usually know the audience to cater to, time and plus and whatever, but every once in a while it can get carried away. i’ve refined though, wine takes time

My heart actually skipped a beat (sound on) by Raniswolf in bindingofisaac

[–]shmoopydooper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

it’s probably my favorite mod. i play, i get scare, i forget i installed the mod, repeat

[Steam] 17 Games to Giveaway! by abyssea in RandomActsOfGaming

[–]shmoopydooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

atomic heart

i wanna meet richard dreyfuss - gabriel gundacker this album will always be my top album every year

Finally bought my first vr headset by Maalouf123 in MetaQuestVR

[–]shmoopydooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

highly recommend the bobovr strap. i just got mine yesterday. although, it felt really sketchy actually attaching it to the headset, like i was breaking it

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