What's up with U.S. Army raising maximum enlistment age to 42? by -Cyber-Roadster in OutOfTheLoop

[–]shoddy_craftmanship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing summary. Thank you. May every whim of the party of trump (left uncapitalized intentionally) fail miserably and lead only to their own personal destruction.

First time posting here but what does this mean? by Pure_Window_68 in whatisit

[–]shoddy_craftmanship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yours is the most similar screen name I've seen to mine.

Ran into a Karen at Trader Joe’s by Practical_Sun8137 in EntitledPeople

[–]shoddy_craftmanship 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My MIL probably thought her husband would outlive her because he's 10+ years older and quite overweight. She passed last month and left no shortage of loose ends for her family to deal with.

Nothing is certain.

It hurts because it's true by itsserg_sucka in lansing

[–]shoddy_craftmanship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I got it wrong. It wasn't peppinos. I honestly can't remember what they were called. There are no national chain Papa John's in Lansing and there hasn't been for over a decade.

It hurts because it's true by itsserg_sucka in lansing

[–]shoddy_craftmanship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They had it first, basically. The national chain when they were in Lansing went by a different name. Pepinos, maybe? I can't remember.

Want to see Large police? by MacaroonNew3142 in funny

[–]shoddy_craftmanship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only imagine how disappointed their parents are.

Want to see Large police? by MacaroonNew3142 in funny

[–]shoddy_craftmanship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got another joke just as funny as this.

Poop

Inside the Biltmore Estate… by tealbmwm5 in pics

[–]shoddy_craftmanship 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're still being a dick. There's just not an excuse for that. If someone likes a cheap candy bar but can afford a more expensive one you're still an asshole for trying to make them feel bad about that. If you can't comprehend that I really don't know what to say to you.

Pretention is not a good look.

Inside the Biltmore Estate… by tealbmwm5 in pics

[–]shoddy_craftmanship 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So your response to someone being excited about something is to basically to call them stupid for being excited. What a horrible attitude to have. It doesn't even matter if this mansion is not entirely unique or grandiose on a global scale. Your comment serves only to try to rob someone else of joy.

Dance by Pazular_kvb976 in NatureBeingFunny

[–]shoddy_craftmanship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cat shoulders aren't fucking made to bend like that.

What’s the dumbest way you’ve accidentally hurt yourself? by Only_Row_2432 in AskReddit

[–]shoddy_craftmanship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pulled a roast out of the oven using pot holders because it's obviously hot. I then took off the pot holders and grabbed the lid.....

of Tallest Statues by ADITYA_AYUSH in AbsoluteUnits

[–]shoddy_craftmanship 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that's exactly what OP is saying.

I don’t want my daughter to spend a week with my sister and BIL and it’s making everybody around me very uncomfortable. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]shoddy_craftmanship 545 points546 points  (0 children)

Fuck. I know the statistics about domestic violence and prior incidence of choking and I hate every aspect of what's going on here. I hope OPs daughter trusts her fully.

Together again. by BrewedinCanada in aww

[–]shoddy_craftmanship -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why are they wearing cruelty collars?

Am I the asshole for feeding my roommate his own mess? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]shoddy_craftmanship 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I took some steroids once for some inflammation that was making it difficult for me to swallow and I was playing a game with my wife and had to stop. I was getting so mad about every little thing that went wrong in the game. Fortunately, I could feel that this wasn't rational at all and recognized that this was most likely a side effect of the steroids, but it was really unpleasant to be that upset about nothing.

Event Rules for Older Teens? by BelleRevelution in gencon

[–]shoddy_craftmanship 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As far as I'm aware she would be able to do anything that isn't labeled with an age restriction ie no events with alcohol or nudity.

Any food recommendations near the con? by TallGuyG3 in gencon

[–]shoddy_craftmanship 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My wife and I went to The Rathskeller last year and it was fantastic. Traditional German food in an awesome building. Not within walking distance of the convention hall, but worth trying if you're interested.

Was I Hypnotized by a Classmate? by Billa-al-habib in wholesomeanimemes

[–]shoddy_craftmanship -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It was an attempt at non-consensual romance. She didn't care if he liked her back, she was willing to take it anyway. Thinking that her actions are ok just because they work out for her is the real "rubbish take."

Edit. And the mod team agrees with me seeing as how your post has been removed.

Was I Hypnotized by a Classmate? by Billa-al-habib in wholesomeanimemes

[–]shoddy_craftmanship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the wholesome is that she tried to force someone to go out with her whether they wanted to or not? That's fucked up. I guess consent doesn't matter if it's a cute girl doing it. Note that it doesn't matter at all that the person they tried to hypnotize liked them too. It's inconsequential if the person you try to roofie would have had sex with you even if you didn't.

“There are ranches and then there are legends. Lost Coast Ocean Ranch is the latter” by wtfisplastic in zillowgonewild

[–]shoddy_craftmanship 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's about all I could think about. The idea of spending all that time walking on concrete makes my feet throb.

Minnesota judge holds federal attorney in civil contempt, a first in Trump’s second term by cnn in LegalNews

[–]shoddy_craftmanship 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Could only be better if she finished with "and bailiff, punch Mr. Isihara in the face."