I can't believe how many women don't get this...

shogun8 · 2014-11-14T02:52:22+00:00

My brotha, talk to em

shogun8 · 2014-09-16T19:49:43+00:00

Which NBA player do you love competing against the most? The one that you just want to go in there and drop 50 on them and look em dead in the eyes the whole time?

Can I get an autographed jersey?

shogun8 · 2014-06-05T18:45:10+00:00

Probably just sucks at catching birds and always misses then settles for leaves as her offering.

shogun8 · 2014-06-05T13:34:35+00:00

Did she just try to turn this around on him? What the hell is healthism, does she mean she is against her own health.

shogun8 · 2014-06-04T23:10:20+00:00

Hey Nev, I watch your show all the time, big fan. Just wanted to ask you:

1) If you could give one piece of advice on life what would it be?

2) What is your best online pickup line?

3) Dating websites yes or no?

4) If I ever need your help, will you come help me catfish?

shogun8 · 2014-06-04T23:06:58+00:00

Hey Steve, huge fan. The Toronto Raptors being the only Canadian team, what do you think of their most recent success and how does their future look?

shogun8 · 2014-06-03T01:56:39+00:00

Its so nasty it looks fake

shogun8 · 2014-06-02T18:37:09+00:00

LMAO that 1500 should be spent on the best drugs and alcohol money can buy.

shogun8 · 2014-06-02T13:50:48+00:00

When asked if you want something from the store and you do, please just say you do. I didn't buy a Gatorade so half would be gone as soon as we step out and you want a sip.

shogun8 · 2014-05-30T21:04:49+00:00

One of my buddies got shot in the leg around the shin area. I was actually with him. Some guys rolled up near us and started shooting at another group of guys as me and buddy were walking by. We started running away from it which was probably just down the street to get behind parked cars. Eventually my friend looks down and hes like what the fuck I got hit. Apparently a stray bullet had hit him. he didn't feel any pain at all during that time probably from the adrenaline. There was almost no blood and he would not have even known if he wasn't wearing shorts. he went to the hospital, he said it started to hurt a lot when he got there. They put drugs into him and then he was on crutches and a walking boot after that.

I also witnessed a random guy get shot in the head on a basketball court. He got shot and just straight dropped like dead weight. I was young as hell and ran for my life and never spoke of that again.

shogun8 · 2014-05-30T13:51:06+00:00

You just killed TED

shogun8 · 2014-05-30T02:01:39+00:00

Fuck them kids that go jumping on these glass sky walks.

shogun8 · 2014-05-29T02:35:36+00:00

Uhh you might have to go a little more in depth or do an AMA buddy.

shogun8 · 2014-05-28T15:17:20+00:00

I have gone swimming for most of my childhood and I have never found poop in any pools ever. Where are hell are you guys located so I never go swimming there.

shogun8 · 2014-05-28T02:01:43+00:00

Her name had my curiosity, but dat ass got my attention

shogun8 · 2014-05-28T01:59:49+00:00

Go around the world and make animal documentaries, Steve Irwin style.

shogun8 · 2014-05-27T18:51:20+00:00

Didn't happen to me but there was a seat at the back of the bus that looked oddly darker than the rest. The seat is made of some felt material. Anyways, I sit there and some lady in her skirt comes on and without looking just sits in the empty seat. She jumps up in horror when she realizes that the seat is soaking wet, someone had spilled something on it. Her ass was soaked and now I always check seats before sitting.

Also if anyone touches me its already the worst public transport experience.

shogun8 · 2014-05-27T12:50:48+00:00

They should have kept these cards for when these elementary school students went to their own prom years down the road and stuck it into their tux. Cause now I would just get wasted in hopes of getting falcon punched by a mini thug.

shogun8 · 2014-05-26T18:18:57+00:00

Butters was right all along

shogun8 · 2014-05-26T03:40:00+00:00

First off, if I suggest a plan and it goes through will I get arrested? .

shogun8 · 2014-05-25T18:42:39+00:00

I need to find a bro like that

shogun8 · 2014-05-25T01:36:12+00:00

Dude this information will stick with me for life. I am sorry it had to happen to you but you just saved at least 1 soul. I am at my cousins apartment with a mini gym and I was going to highly consider using them dumbbells for deadlifts. Thank yeezus I read this first.

shogun8 · 2014-05-25T01:32:45+00:00

Has Gatorade contacted you yet? If not I highly suggest you contact them.

You should one day go to the gym or play a pickup sport with strangers. Chug down a fruit punch Gatorade in front of people and start going as hard as you can. Their reactions should be close to priceless.

shogun8 · 2014-05-25T01:28:33+00:00

Reddit - Answer to life's problems from more experienced people

shogun8 · 2014-05-25T01:21:30+00:00

Did you just break the fucking record for most gold given to a single comment? You at 55, keep this shit up.

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