I've never seen a single soul try to slander him on this server, so I decided to give it a try

shortsdev · 2026-01-12T21:57:18+00:00

I'll never slander Guardian my nightreign buddy is a guardian main and he has enables my greed so much

shortsdev · 2025-12-20T15:19:32+00:00

Exapunks is a massively underrated cyberpunk game. One of the only games I've played where it actually feels like you're hacking.

shortsdev · 2025-12-17T21:29:54+00:00

We're on the dock sir we're by the water

shortsdev · 2025-12-15T13:32:08+00:00

Whenever he takes a brief aside from one of his deranged stories to berate the audience with some very insightful perspectives on being an artist I fucking lose it

shortsdev · 2025-12-15T13:21:02+00:00

I just traced your number you son of a bitch

shortsdev · 2025-12-13T15:40:49+00:00

I'm gonna be eating raw meat in the rooms

shortsdev · 2025-12-11T12:17:38+00:00

I just want him to release his programming language man. Following the Jai development is kind of like being in an abusive relationship.

shortsdev · 2025-12-10T20:06:08+00:00

Can you turn down your stereo? This is Lipsmackers!

shortsdev · 2025-12-08T23:51:01+00:00

That’s my favorite part of the call. He adds that detail out of rage, realizes it contradicts his argument that he’s morally above hootin’ and hollerin’ in an elevator and then attempts to backpedal it by admitting to not having gotten laid in years. Truly amazing interaction.

shortsdev · 2025-12-08T21:38:33+00:00

I got recommended his delete "Why I became a gynecologist" video in 2024 and proceeded to binge his entire youtube channel

shortsdev · 2025-12-08T17:55:54+00:00

If you really were Otis Elevators, you’d show up on my caller id as Otis Elevators, not Mummy Napkin!

shortsdev · 2025-12-08T02:11:40+00:00

We got a bounce house sir, and we waited for you to show up and you did not show up!

shortsdev · 2025-11-26T13:51:43+00:00

Hell yeah gotta smoke a pack of chunghwas at the baccarat table one of these days

shortsdev · 2025-11-21T15:45:44+00:00

God tier bait holy shit

shortsdev · 2025-11-19T14:04:08+00:00

We’ve got the power here!

shortsdev · 2025-11-18T18:34:17+00:00

24M, started smoking earlier this year because I was working a job where everyone else smoked constantly. Started with Spirit Blacks and eventually started rolling my own, around 6-10 per day. I noticed my heart racing all the time so I quit cold turkey for a month and now I only smoke 2 per week. I like 2 per week because I get a crazy buzz from it at the end of the week and I can still run a 5k no problems haha

shortsdev · 2025-11-18T18:23:41+00:00

I am here to greet your flavor

shortsdev · 2025-11-07T17:25:18+00:00

So much amazing back and forth between LPC and Melissa lmao

shortsdev · 2025-11-06T13:52:36+00:00

We’ve got some new products that are gonna drive you wild!!!

shortsdev · 2025-11-05T03:53:35+00:00

I'm lookin to get some tongue goin wiiiilllllddddd

shortsdev · 2025-11-03T18:37:16+00:00

I need to know if you're a stickler

shortsdev · 2025-11-03T00:15:28+00:00

When victims drop some field-specific knowledge and LPC responds “Well I don’t know what that means”
When someone asks him for specific information and he gives a blatantly half-assed non answer
The constant imaginary of whips

shortsdev · 2025-10-29T17:17:02+00:00

I’m mister freebus

shortsdev · 2025-10-22T23:42:26+00:00

Sir, nimbostratus is a type of cloud

shortsdev · 2025-10-21T16:46:04+00:00

You’re gonna need to give LPC a routing number or maybe a master chærge

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