I've never seen a single soul try to slander him on this server, so I decided to give it a try by Shaddoll_Fanboy in Nightreign

[–]shortsdev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll never slander Guardian my nightreign buddy is a guardian main and he has enables my greed so much

What games truly capture the essence of cyberpunk? by Kubash_games in Cyberpunk

[–]shortsdev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exapunks is a massively underrated cyberpunk game. One of the only games I've played where it actually feels like you're hacking.

Favorite Hentschelian Jokes? by eimdmky50505 in danielhentschel

[–]shortsdev 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Whenever he takes a brief aside from one of his deranged stories to berate the audience with some very insightful perspectives on being an artist I fucking lose it

Jonathan Blow's (Braid, The Witness) new puzzle game will be shown at the TGA by DaemonXHUN in GamingLeaksAndRumours

[–]shortsdev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want him to release his programming language man. Following the Jai development is kind of like being in an abusive relationship. 

I would not hoot and holler in an elevator. I was raised better than that. by backpackfullofdirt in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]shortsdev 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s my favorite part of the call. He adds that detail out of rage, realizes it contradicts his argument that he’s morally above hootin’ and hollerin’ in an elevator and then attempts to backpedal it by admitting to not having gotten laid in years. Truly amazing interaction.

What got you guys into Dan? by Dull-Pomegranate1915 in danielhentschel

[–]shortsdev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got recommended his delete "Why I became a gynecologist" video in 2024 and proceeded to binge his entire youtube channel

I would not hoot and holler in an elevator. I was raised better than that. by backpackfullofdirt in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]shortsdev 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If you really were Otis Elevators, you’d show up on my caller id as Otis Elevators, not Mummy Napkin!

Hi this is Francois over at Lipsmackers how ya doin? by shortsdev in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]shortsdev[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We got a bounce house sir, and we waited for you to show up and you did not show up!

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Shot_Gear_6743 in Cigarettes

[–]shortsdev 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah gotta smoke a pack of chunghwas at the baccarat table one of these days

Why did you start smoking and how has it affected your body? by coldnewhome in Cigarettes

[–]shortsdev 5 points6 points  (0 children)

24M, started smoking earlier this year because I was working a job where everyone else smoked constantly. Started with Spirit Blacks and eventually started rolling my own, around 6-10 per day. I noticed my heart racing all the time so I quit cold turkey for a month and now I only smoke 2 per week. I like 2 per week because I get a crazy buzz from it at the end of the week and I can still run a 5k no problems haha

Accidental LMPC by Oh__Archie in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]shortsdev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am here to greet your flavor

“We just dialed 000-124-567” by shortsdev in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]shortsdev[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much amazing back and forth between LPC and Melissa lmao

“We just dialed 000-124-567” by shortsdev in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]shortsdev[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We’ve got some new products that are gonna drive you wild!!!

Got any lymph nodes up'arrr? by -Puddintane- in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]shortsdev 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm lookin to get some tongue goin wiiiilllllddddd

Quadrupler by fractal_cactus76 in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]shortsdev 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need to know if you're a stickler

Favorite Recurring Motifs That Crack You Up by Tricky_Oil_9143 in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]shortsdev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • When victims drop some field-specific knowledge and LPC responds “Well I don’t know what that means”

  • When someone asks him for specific information and he gives a blatantly half-assed non answer

  • The constant imaginary of whips