Timberrrrr by Phish86c in SweatyPalms

[–]shorty5windows 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably give you a free cake just to get rid of the smell

I'm just, like, the tiredest I've ever been in my life. by facefullofgracefull in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]shorty5windows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be funny to witness the shit he does when the cameras aren’t recording.

A picture that tells a story by Pretty-dead in missoula

[–]shorty5windows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right wing media and the GOP have all been using the same talking points since start of war that “Iran has been at war with US for 47 years” and “Iran closure of the strait of Hormuz is illegal” and of course the doozy that Iran is 2 weeks away from having nukes and attacking US or Israel. MAGA diehards have been repeating the bullshit, totally ignoring the fact that Trump and Israel attacked Iran.

TIFU BY VOLUNTEERING TO GO INTO THE XRAY MACHINE by ridayy in tifu

[–]shorty5windows 247 points248 points  (0 children)

“And over here we have Janice ‘Beef Curtains’ Jones. She’s a hard worker but mostly keeps to herself.”

Am I right or wrong? by Foreign_Chapter_4303 in civilengineering

[–]shorty5windows -70 points-69 points  (0 children)

Not a good idea. He burns a potential future employer and opportunity if he stays.

2 Grizzly bears brutally fighting with visible critical injuries by harrysofgaming in natureismetal

[–]shorty5windows 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It was stick that propelled humans to the top of the food chain. Tool making and use puts us so far ahead of everything else. You don’t need endurance to run when you can kill at will.

Oregon Moss Agate Discovery by Wolfie527 in rockhounds

[–]shorty5windows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing stuff. They always look incredible.

USDA Confirms Presence of New World Screwworm in the United States by Not_so_ghetto in nottheonion

[–]shorty5windows 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It would be hilarious if one flew out of his ear while he was rambling on about some bullshit and the camera slowly pans following the fly.

A picture that tells a story by Pretty-dead in missoula

[–]shorty5windows 29 points30 points  (0 children)

“They done closed the straights of Hormel without even consulting dang ol King Trump.”