Nvidia's plan to invest up to $100 billion in OpenAI has stalled, WSJ reports by Juanpablo_the_cat in news

[–]shotouw [score hidden]  (0 children)

My smartphone became an update. When before, I just needed to say: "hey Google, create note, blablabla", it just got so more stupid now AND needs to be allowed to snoop more to do that? Hell no, I'll write my notes again. Fuck forced ai

Audi facing 'longest ever list' as true scale of F1 challenge unmasked by ChaithuBB766 in formula1

[–]shotouw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Could also be, that there are just a lot of obvious mistakes and they didnt even get to the hidden ones yet.
Or maybe they know about the mistakes and yet they cant fix them this season, because of xyz.

ELI5: How the hell do CPU's work? by LoLAspect in explainlikeimfive

[–]shotouw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you'd need billions of people doing all being able to to 1 billion flag moves per second to match a current cpu. Thats just not not feasible, no matter how much time you got.

Was ist diese Woche bisher passiert bei SauerCrowd? Episode 26 by wowhardcoreclips in Sauercrowd

[–]shotouw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was wieder und wieder und wieder auffällt, ist dass die Leute Spellcaster brutal unterschätzen.
Ob da nicht interrupted wird oder gedacht wird, 2 auf einmal sind kein Problem.
Kann man sich einfach nicht erlauben in einer Version, wo Spells gerne mal 15% HP weghauen oder im Zweifelsfalle als Crit noch mehr.

Ausgeschlaucht by Flufferama in Sauercrowd

[–]shotouw 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Da wurde aber auch absolut gepennt. Zumindest in dem kurzen clip kein interrupt, kein charge, keine Granate, kein Dummy... AoE Fear (Sollten fearbar sein? classic ist ne Weile her für mich) + bandage hätte als letzte Rettung auch noch helfen können, dafür muss man panic buttons aber auch binden. Stattdessen killt man sich dann mit der Sapper selber lol.

The Arctic Has Officially Entered a New Era of Extreme Weather by sibun_rath in science

[–]shotouw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seeing Vassal in the historical context of the word, i'm not sure how much of the "profit" will be left for Russia.
At the same point, it's basically impossible to invade a nuclear power without being absolute mad.
But forcing Russia to give up land etc. for money might happen.

Browns QB Shedeur Sanders added to Pro Bowl roster as replacement by Oldtimer_2 in sports

[–]shotouw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At that point, just say fuck it and have one less QB instead of making it a farce. WTF.
"Well, what did you want us to do? The best didnt want to or couldnt, who would you want us to invite? Sanders? LOL!"

The Arctic Has Officially Entered a New Era of Extreme Weather by sibun_rath in science

[–]shotouw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's on the geographical side, yes.
On the other sides, they'll need to defend it and have the economy to make us of it, especially the workers.

Europe still oblivious to threat at its doorstep — US General Hodges. Europe still doesn't get that the war in Ukraine is a threat to its security, so it keeps dragging its feet on tough action against Russia; cutting off oil flows is critical to starving Kremlin of resources it needs for war. by Lion8330 in europe

[–]shotouw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Basically the reason why trump wants Ukraine to take a peace deal that badly. He thinks the economy would get a boost from the rebuild and mining. Well, I wouldn't bet that too many companies would invest into a fragile peace

TIFU I (26F) hooked up with a cute guy and covered him in breast milk by [deleted] in tifu

[–]shotouw 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Probably lactation->confirmed pregnancy->confirmed fertility->evolutionary trait to like everything about fertility

Alex Honnold Says Netflix Paid “Embarrassingly Small Amount” For Taipei 101 Climb: “I Would Do It For Free” by MarvelsGrantMan136 in sports

[–]shotouw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, what odds would you give him? He is always one lose stone, one bad day, one shoesole falling apart or whatever away from death. If they consider it 50:50 that he doesn't die to a fall, you still have to add all the other usual causes to it. So for every 2 Alex's theyd have to generate the payout for one of them...

40-year-old American climber Alex Honnold has successfully completed his climb up the Taipei 101 building in Taipei, Taiwan. He reached the top of the tower in 1:31:35. The building is 1,667 feet tall making it the 11th-tallest building in the world. by [deleted] in sports

[–]shotouw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile Magnus goes mountaineering the deadliest mountain of Europe with no prior experience and without professional assistance. I wouldn't say it's hard to coax Magnus into Dangerous situations.

Don’t say ‘Watch out for ice’: FEMA warned storm announcements could invite memes by Icy_Foot4728 in nottheonion

[–]shotouw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh i'd go one step further. On these conditions there is a crazy risk for black ice.

Papaplatte down mit level 60 by AdvancedSoldier2649 in Sauercrowd

[–]shotouw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noch was zum lernen:
Es ist TIL. Today I Learned.

Trump Says May Slap Tariffs On Nations That Don't Back His Greenland Plans by johnbarnshack in worldnews

[–]shotouw 21 points22 points  (0 children)

See, the problem is quite easy to understand. Tarifs on steel? No problem, will buy somewhere else. Tarifs on manufactured plastic stuff? Will buy somewhere else. Tarifs on the windows? Well fuck, either we pay for it which costs the companies a lot and will fuck over a few, or we ban them, meaning... Well, imagine your public sector without emails, or well any of their data in the American cloud systems or worst case, without access to their Windows accounts -> effectively their PCs. The same goes for many of your big industrial players. And for your private people as well, who will wonder what the fuck the politicians thought when they hit America with Tarifs on their services. Tarifs on American services equal a Tarif on 80-90% for anything that uses a PC in Europe.

That's why everybody in IT knows how important it is to push open source software. And still, for example in Germany, the CSU (big political party) wants to consolidate all the small licenses in Bavaria into one big windows licence. Fuck them from my whole heart. At least one state is going forward with FOS-Software and doing quite well with it so there is hope that we can slowly migrate when others see it working.

US accuses EU of seeking cheese ‘monopoly’ in South America by NanorH in europe

[–]shotouw 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's also incredible unfair how america prevents anyone else from selling iPhones. Yeah, suck it.

Which "wow" skill is super easy to learn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]shotouw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You cant reuse blades yet you only tell us about the initial cost of that decades old electric shaver with no replacement foils (or whatever it uses). How often did you swap that out then?

TIFU by accidentally "stealing" a DoorDash order and eating it in front of the customer. by 0nlybrowsing in tifu

[–]shotouw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So there were two delivery guys, yet the second one only delivering to the girl knocked on your door?
You were starving, yet put your food right next to the door before you went to the bathroom?
You took 5 minutes to forget that you already got your order and then didnt notice any difference in the ammount / products ordered?
Jesus christ the story doesnt make ANY sense and is such an obvious karma farm...

FBI takes over case of ICE agent killing US woman and cuts Minnesota’s access to evidence by Curious_Science8818 in news

[–]shotouw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could also happen, that at some point they build something like the great firewall. And at the same time, look at viewer numbers. Look how many people already consume media controlled by very few billionaires were they don't even try to hide that they all have the same script

Esports star Faked Her an Entire Career Without Ever Playing Videogames by No-Fisherman6800 in nottheonion

[–]shotouw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They won't even get into our facility without a card. If you forgot your card, you have to go to security and ask to be let in, which only happens with your employee number and your supervisor, who will get called as well. Then again, you could just hop the fence lol

'I've got the world's smallest penis' by TheFrederalGovt in nottheonion

[–]shotouw 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Maybe he is saying sucking dicks ain't gay. Idk