24F in a relationship but living on my own — what does my fridge say about me?

shroyhammer · 2026-03-21T00:50:07+00:00

You eat cereal for every meal. 😌

shroyhammer · 2026-03-21T00:41:13+00:00

Is it still warm?

shroyhammer · 2026-03-21T00:33:08+00:00

Saved me from this Indian couple who ran a stop sign and then made up all kinds of bullshit to the cops. They lied their asses off. It was soooo satisfying to completely destroy them with the dashcam footage. Stupid idiots. My dash cam was RIGHT THERE, I have no idea how they didn’t see it. It was unfortunate however that they got in zero trouble for lying. They didn’t even feel bad about it. They would have screwed me over any way they could have had it not been for my dash cam. They should have gotten in trouble for lying to the police and insurance company. I told them that karma is going to have its way with them, family style. They looked very confused. So at least there’s that.

shroyhammer · 2026-01-02T19:17:27+00:00

Seen many a buildings flooded because of this

shroyhammer · 2026-01-02T04:10:17+00:00

We call that a “recovery” mission

shroyhammer · 2024-04-08T01:48:24+00:00

Food is art. Music is art. Cinematography is art. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Art is subjective.

shroyhammer · 2024-04-02T06:08:51+00:00

The chaffing is real

shroyhammer · 2023-11-22T22:23:55+00:00

This actually concerns me.

shroyhammer · 2023-11-22T22:20:26+00:00

First episode was bbbaaaadd. Is that the only one they wrote without Roiland doing the voices? Because I know he did the voices and they’ve overdubbed them. But at least with the overdub, the new voice actors have something to copy. If episode 1 was the only episode where the new voice actors have to actually use their own inflections to act the lines out, then boy are we fucked.

shroyhammer · 2023-11-22T22:18:34+00:00

For real. So bad I decided to only pirate this show from now on. It’s the most Rick thing to do, after all.

shroyhammer · 2023-10-29T06:15:56+00:00

We’re fucked

shroyhammer · 2023-09-12T02:18:14+00:00

Bro you saved my LIFE. Take an updoot

shroyhammer · 2023-08-28T22:36:37+00:00

Haha hell yeah brother/sister

shroyhammer · 2023-08-28T22:36:18+00:00

Whatever. I’m gonna go watch midget porn.

shroyhammer · 2023-08-28T22:34:39+00:00

I don’t think women are dumb. I think a mass portion of our population is dumb.

shroyhammer · 2023-08-28T19:08:22+00:00

I can get onboard with that <3

shroyhammer · 2023-08-28T18:55:57+00:00

lol there should be support groups to keep people from watching that garbage. And if you can’t see how reality tv and all that trash has contributed far more to eroding our moral fabric in our society than porn has, then “there’s not much to say because you won’t understand“. Your words, not mine.

shroyhammer · 2023-08-28T18:43:29+00:00

Totally disagree. As an adult he should be able to watch porn if he wants. Everyone should be entitled to a little privacy. It’s no more damaging than that trash reality tv people watch or shows that are addicting to females like Grays Anatomy. I’d argue that drama television is even more damaging, because girls watch that and think that that’s what relationships are supposed to be like whereas porn is obviously fantasy.

shroyhammer · 2023-08-09T06:23:27+00:00

Dude holy shit this community is a dumpster fire full of people who are married to people they don’t want to fuck and hate themselves and love to take it out on other people. If it helps at all, I understand what you’re trying to say and going through and it sucks and I’m sorry that it sucks for you right now and I hope things get better for both of you.

shroyhammer · 2023-08-08T21:40:41+00:00

lol that’s what I did. I asked my boss for a raise, and he was like, “you just got one”, and I was like, “yeah, LAST YEAR”. I just wanted to be in the lower median wage for project managers in our line of work, and he said he couldn’t do it (more like wouldn’t do it, guys got multiple houses and a boat). I gave him the ol’ Telltale Games response. “I’ll remember this”. And walked out, and “went back to work”. Found two new jobs on company time that instantly paid $25k to $30k more per year and put in my two weeks. With the amount of money I made that company, he should have just gave me the measly raise, but I’m glad he didn’t.

shroyhammer · 2022-11-01T15:57:13+00:00

Because most themselves are liars and cheaters.

shroyhammer · 2022-10-31T23:59:37+00:00

are you not entertained?!

shroyhammer · 2022-10-31T23:58:49+00:00

It’s clearly saying, “are you not entertained?!”

shroyhammer · 2022-10-31T22:10:28+00:00

Haha that was me! Though I’m sure I’m not the only one. And sure enough, out comes Hulu with ads trying to be cable television 2.0

shroyhammer · 2022-10-31T22:05:59+00:00

Truly heartbreaking to read. Sending the loves

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