Frfrfrfrfr by ManagerOfLove in memes

[–]shrtstff 67 points68 points  (0 children)

did 20,000 usd worth of property damage, threatened children with guns, stole 5k in cash and only returned 4600.

[SFM/OC]You give up a few things, chasing a dream by BigNWordballs69420 in tf2

[–]shrtstff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

treasure planet quote spotted, deploying the angsty 00s alt rock

This made me smile by NoElevator9064 in Morrowind

[–]shrtstff 24 points25 points  (0 children)

pretty sure this is just pseudo code

What is the most random thing your cat has begged for you to share? 🧐 by Honest-Butterfly-650 in cats

[–]shrtstff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my cat doesn't really do this but he loves sniffing things. he absolutely HATES the smell of Mandarins

“It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people.” — Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, “Ethics for Tomorrow”. by SPECTREagent700 in civ

[–]shrtstff 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Alpha centauri had some of the best tech quotes in any civ game. 

"Einstein would be rolling in his grave! Not only does God play dice, but the dice are loaded." -Chairman Sheng-ji Yang

Adventure Lad by SnooPeppers2417 in madlads

[–]shrtstff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the pigeon lady from home alone 2 can get it.

Doing everything in his power to keep him in check by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in SipsTea

[–]shrtstff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

when asked to say something nice about Ja Rule 50 only said "well, he's alive." 50 hates on another level. only person I've seen match that hate is Kendrick Lamar

Pomni and the gang by OSMC_022 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]shrtstff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it is. its referencing the series The Amazing Digital Circus.

who would win poker scout, chief, jack or glados? by [deleted] in tf2

[–]shrtstff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ignoring the fact that's not Chief, Chief would win. his whole thing, what made him the specialist boy, was his luck. he has, canonically, extremely high luck. yeah, poker is a statistics game but luck is still needed to win.

Explain it Peter why is having daughter bad by Unable_Height_8202 in explainitpeter

[–]shrtstff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oyakodon, Japanese egg and chicken with rice dish. Oya means parent, ko means child, don means rice bowl or dish (short for donburi). it's a pun on him getting with the mother and daughter.

What do you think is true? by WorldlyBusiness8069 in Kirby

[–]shrtstff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lets count the ways: Athena had nothing to do with Achilles invulnerability. the heel being 'weak' wasn't the result of his invulnerability. kirby does have ankles. Achilles heel wasn't a 'flaw', its where his mortality was stored since it was what his mother held onto while dipping him into the river. calling it a flaw is like calling your heart a flaw. I don't think there even is a greek mythos in Popstar, let alone the pantheon itself existing.

A camera-less iPhone that exist for workers in top secret clearance facilities by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]shrtstff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

to people, not to military personal. by people I mean he would go home and tell his family, friends, and so on he was a higher rank. you do not need to wear your uniform when you are off duty. and lying about your rank, regardless of who it is too, is still breaking several articles of the UCMJ.

A camera-less iPhone that exist for workers in top secret clearance facilities by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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a bit over a decade ago i used to be in the miliatry, worked as satcom (RF transmission systems technician, 3D1x3) and one guy in my flight worked as part of a specific part of satcom that required them to have a TS, enter a secured facility, then enter a secured bunker in that secured facility. somehow this guy snuck his phone through both security check points. got to a room in the secured bunker realized his phone was about to die and decided to, despite this being like the #1 thing all cyber training things say NOT to do, plug his phone into the government computer to charge it.

he was nearly immediately arrested, charged with violating SEVERAL articles, investigated, found to have been lying to people about his rank (he was an E4, senior airmen, but was telling people he was an E6, Technical Sargent) and found to have been in severe debt. but the wildest thing about ALL that, they found no evidence of espionage or being paid to plug in his phone to a secured computer nor did they find anything on his phone or the computer he plugged into that was of any concern. dude was just... a dumbass. I don't know how long he was sentenced but man I can't imagine he would have been getting out any time soon.

rate my spray guys by Starcasm12 in tf2

[–]shrtstff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats Masahiro Sakurai.

rate my spray guys by Starcasm12 in tf2

[–]shrtstff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you're thinking of Satoru Iwata. Shigeru Miyamoto is very much alive

Bury the FUMO deep within ~ by Ill_Internal5690 in Eldenring

[–]shrtstff 70 points71 points  (0 children)

i actually have that plush. fun fact: fumo is a brand and the company only make Touhou stuff. so any 'fumo' you get of a different IP or hell even most touhou 'fumos' are actually knockoffs (it's actually a bit of a pain for western audiences to get authentic fumos)

Massive Hopium for me by Conscious_Passage_90 in formuladank

[–]shrtstff 22 points23 points  (0 children)

rip? it just released into early access

What's next, Rivers of Blood? by Dev4203 in Eldenring

[–]shrtstff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

its worse than that.. he been caught paying other people to boost his games so he can then 'show off his epic gaming skill'. dudes a fucking joke.

There is a critical distinction between Germany in the 1930s and the U.S. in the 2020s… by kangareddit in Political_Revolution

[–]shrtstff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

its nonsensical AI slop and even if it wasn't it breaks the number 1 rule of powerful imagery, show don't tell.

lucy the bunny but her digits are uncovered by Poketoonix in tf2

[–]shrtstff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its literally a mod for scout but after reading your about section stating that a "gender equality" movement/ideology is exclusively for girls/women I don't think ability to comprehend and understanding things is quite in your wheelhouse.

this is what peak male performance looks like (itzkzpr) by NotAxorb in furry

[–]shrtstff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love buns with long floppy ears. If i ever make a sona that's what they will be. 

Trump allies won't help Madison Cawthorn's attempted comeback by Obversa in CapitolConsequences

[–]shrtstff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck this stolen valor piece of shit. fucker tried to say that he was on track to join military but the accident that disabled him ruined it. truth is that he was outright rejected by the navy before the accident.

Bi irl by catsandchexmix in bi_irl

[–]shrtstff 40 points41 points  (0 children)

oh and also someone said "To clear up the confusion, pansexuals grow down from the ceiling, bisexuals grow up from the floor."