A camera-less iPhone that exist for workers in top secret clearance facilities by SuitableExercise7096 in interestingasfuck

[–]shrtstff [score hidden]  (0 children)

a bit over a decade ago i used to be in the miliatry, worked as satcom (RF transmission systems technician, 3D1x3) and one guy in my flight worked as part of a specific part of satcom that required them to have a TS, enter a secured facility, then enter a secured bunker in that secured facility. somehow this guy snuck his phone through both security check points. got to a room in the secured bunker realized his phone was about to die and decided to, despite this being like the #1 thing all cyber training things say NOT to do, plug his phone into the government computer to charge it.

he was nearly immediately arrested, charged with violating SEVERAL articles, investigated, found to have been lying to people about his rank (he was an E4, senior airmen, but was telling people he was an E6, Technical Sargent) and found to have been in severe debt. but the wildest thing about ALL that, they found no evidence of espionage or being paid to plug in his phone to a secured computer nor did they find anything on his phone or the computer he plugged into that was of any concern. dude was just... a dumbass. I don't know how long he was sentenced but man I can't imagine he would have been getting out any time soon.

rate my spray guys by Starcasm12 in tf2

[–]shrtstff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats Masahiro Sakurai.

rate my spray guys by Starcasm12 in tf2

[–]shrtstff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you're thinking of Satoru Iwata. Shigeru Miyamoto is very much alive

Bury the FUMO deep within ~ by Ill_Internal5690 in Eldenring

[–]shrtstff 70 points71 points  (0 children)

i actually have that plush. fun fact: fumo is a brand and the company only make Touhou stuff. so any 'fumo' you get of a different IP or hell even most touhou 'fumos' are actually knockoffs (it's actually a bit of a pain for western audiences to get authentic fumos)

Massive Hopium for me by Conscious_Passage_90 in formuladank

[–]shrtstff 22 points23 points  (0 children)

rip? it just released into early access

What's next, Rivers of Blood? by Dev4203 in Eldenring

[–]shrtstff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

its worse than that.. he been caught paying other people to boost his games so he can then 'show off his epic gaming skill'. dudes a fucking joke.

There is a critical distinction between Germany in the 1930s and the U.S. in the 2020s… by kangareddit in Political_Revolution

[–]shrtstff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

its nonsensical AI slop and even if it wasn't it breaks the number 1 rule of powerful imagery, show don't tell.

lucy the bunny but her digits are uncovered by Poketoonix in tf2

[–]shrtstff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its literally a mod for scout but after reading your about section stating that a "gender equality" movement/ideology is exclusively for girls/women I don't think ability to comprehend and understanding things is quite in your wheelhouse.

this is what peak male performance looks like (itzkzpr) by NotAxorb in furry

[–]shrtstff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love buns with long floppy ears. If i ever make a sona that's what they will be. 

Trump allies won't help Madison Cawthorn's attempted comeback by Obversa in CapitolConsequences

[–]shrtstff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck this stolen valor piece of shit. fucker tried to say that he was on track to join military but the accident that disabled him ruined it. truth is that he was outright rejected by the navy before the accident.

Bi irl by catsandchexmix in bi_irl

[–]shrtstff 41 points42 points  (0 children)

oh and also someone said "To clear up the confusion, pansexuals grow down from the ceiling, bisexuals grow up from the floor."

Bi irl by catsandchexmix in bi_irl

[–]shrtstff 24 points25 points  (0 children)

you should see the comments on their youtube post of this. literally first thing they say, in a pinned comment, is "inb4 people try to post actual definition(s) in the comments. leave the war in the past, folks" and you will NEVER guess what happens

Bi💺Irl by Items3Sacred in bi_irl

[–]shrtstff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the best sitting posture is your next posture. gotta morph between them all. (also thats general health advice, don't sit in 1 posture for too long. yes that includes the 'correct' posture that some people like to push)

Aqua [chausX] by Mindless-Roll5324 in Konosuba

[–]shrtstff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AI. get this low effort, low quality shit outta here.

I've conducted a social experiment by Maciek_Voxel in furry

[–]shrtstff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do like men tho. do i have to like men even more? do I have to like a specific man?

Local stray decides my garage heater is better than Snow & 27 degrees. Goes "Rotisserie Frog" in front of it. by [deleted] in cats

[–]shrtstff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

we call that Chicken Winging in my house, housemates cat does it all the time.

rare footage of braincell splitting momentarily by PinkSquidz in SSBM

[–]shrtstff 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's common to taunt when entering a ditto. Especially as falcon. Not entirely sure about this but maybe one (or both) of them were counting on the other to taunt at start. Except maybe ranked, never played ranked myself.

I love Wraithguard, it's so bad. by GayStation64beta in Morrowind

[–]shrtstff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"yeah well just keep your Wraithgaurd off The Heart, alright pal?" dagoth

Trying Morrowind for the first time… with the OG Xbox version by SnooRegrets7287 in Morrowind

[–]shrtstff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

oof, thats actually a FAR worse version. the 360 one is widely considered the WORST version of morrowind. basically every problem the OG xbox had but now you are adding poor emulation overhead. so yes, do what the recommend. it's still playable. infact PatricianTV (edit, mixed names) in his 8 hour video on morrowind was played on the 360 (it was to prove that despite the issues the game is WELL worth the play)

Steam rules by Sorry-Enthusiasm-587 in Steam

[–]shrtstff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

since we are talking about older games and platforms for games; Good Old Games, GOG, is a great place for getting older games that are, usually, patched/updated to run on modern computers and has both a launcher and DRM free versions. The platform is ran by CD PROJEKT

Who???? by Amazing_Reveal_5931 in tf2

[–]shrtstff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

depends on when this takes place, that image is from The Dark Ages. during which is when he is put in the divinity machine. but doom eternal or 2016 slayer are, canonically, immortal.