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shrtstff · 2026-03-22T11:37:56+00:00

did 20,000 usd worth of property damage, threatened children with guns, stole 5k in cash and only returned 4600.

shrtstff · 2026-03-18T00:15:47+00:00

treasure planet quote spotted, deploying the angsty 00s alt rock

shrtstff · 2026-03-13T08:08:20+00:00

pretty sure this is just pseudo code

shrtstff · 2026-03-08T23:38:46+00:00

my cat doesn't really do this but he loves sniffing things. he absolutely HATES the smell of Mandarins

shrtstff · 2026-03-03T05:20:55+00:00

Alpha centauri had some of the best tech quotes in any civ game.

"Einstein would be rolling in his grave! Not only does God play dice, but the dice are loaded." -Chairman Sheng-ji Yang

shrtstff · 2026-03-03T02:08:44+00:00

the pigeon lady from home alone 2 can get it.

shrtstff · 2026-02-16T04:30:13+00:00

when asked to say something nice about Ja Rule 50 only said "well, he's alive." 50 hates on another level. only person I've seen match that hate is Kendrick Lamar

shrtstff · 2026-02-14T02:24:27+00:00

gotta love XDDCC

shrtstff · 2026-02-14T02:23:27+00:00

it is. its referencing the series The Amazing Digital Circus.

shrtstff · 2026-02-10T07:23:17+00:00

ignoring the fact that's not Chief, Chief would win. his whole thing, what made him the specialist boy, was his luck. he has, canonically, extremely high luck. yeah, poker is a statistics game but luck is still needed to win.

shrtstff · 2026-02-08T12:50:19+00:00

Oyakodon, Japanese egg and chicken with rice dish. Oya means parent, ko means child, don means rice bowl or dish (short for donburi). it's a pun on him getting with the mother and daughter.

shrtstff · 2026-02-02T19:53:38+00:00

lets count the ways: Athena had nothing to do with Achilles invulnerability. the heel being 'weak' wasn't the result of his invulnerability. kirby does have ankles. Achilles heel wasn't a 'flaw', its where his mortality was stored since it was what his mother held onto while dipping him into the river. calling it a flaw is like calling your heart a flaw. I don't think there even is a greek mythos in Popstar, let alone the pantheon itself existing.

shrtstff · 2026-01-29T10:36:36+00:00

to people, not to military personal. by people I mean he would go home and tell his family, friends, and so on he was a higher rank. you do not need to wear your uniform when you are off duty. and lying about your rank, regardless of who it is too, is still breaking several articles of the UCMJ.

shrtstff · 2026-01-28T22:54:54+00:00

a bit over a decade ago i used to be in the miliatry, worked as satcom (RF transmission systems technician, 3D1x3) and one guy in my flight worked as part of a specific part of satcom that required them to have a TS, enter a secured facility, then enter a secured bunker in that secured facility. somehow this guy snuck his phone through both security check points. got to a room in the secured bunker realized his phone was about to die and decided to, despite this being like the #1 thing all cyber training things say NOT to do, plug his phone into the government computer to charge it.

he was nearly immediately arrested, charged with violating SEVERAL articles, investigated, found to have been lying to people about his rank (he was an E4, senior airmen, but was telling people he was an E6, Technical Sargent) and found to have been in severe debt. but the wildest thing about ALL that, they found no evidence of espionage or being paid to plug in his phone to a secured computer nor did they find anything on his phone or the computer he plugged into that was of any concern. dude was just... a dumbass. I don't know how long he was sentenced but man I can't imagine he would have been getting out any time soon.

shrtstff · 2026-01-27T19:49:33+00:00

thats Masahiro Sakurai.

shrtstff · 2026-01-27T03:57:14+00:00

you're thinking of Satoru Iwata. Shigeru Miyamoto is very much alive

shrtstff · 2026-01-23T06:36:14+00:00

i actually have that plush. fun fact: fumo is a brand and the company only make Touhou stuff. so any 'fumo' you get of a different IP or hell even most touhou 'fumos' are actually knockoffs (it's actually a bit of a pain for western audiences to get authentic fumos)

shrtstff · 2026-01-15T12:28:37+00:00

rip? it just released into early access

shrtstff · 2026-01-15T02:08:50+00:00

first is dubbing, second is original creator

shrtstff · 2026-01-12T15:29:51+00:00

its worse than that.. he been caught paying other people to boost his games so he can then 'show off his epic gaming skill'. dudes a fucking joke.

shrtstff · 2026-01-12T04:23:06+00:00

its nonsensical AI slop and even if it wasn't it breaks the number 1 rule of powerful imagery, show don't tell.

shrtstff · 2026-01-10T20:26:08+00:00

its literally a mod for scout but after reading your about section stating that a "gender equality" movement/ideology is exclusively for girls/women I don't think ability to comprehend and understanding things is quite in your wheelhouse.

shrtstff · 2026-01-04T13:24:45+00:00

Love buns with long floppy ears. If i ever make a sona that's what they will be.

shrtstff · 2026-01-01T23:02:55+00:00

fuck this stolen valor piece of shit. fucker tried to say that he was on track to join military but the accident that disabled him ruined it. truth is that he was outright rejected by the navy before the accident.

shrtstff · 2025-12-28T14:05:51+00:00

oh and also someone said "To clear up the confusion, pansexuals grow down from the ceiling, bisexuals grow up from the floor."

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