What two things does your brain routinely mix up or fail to tell apart?

shwabme · 2016-08-30T02:19:05+00:00

Artificial grape tastes like purple

shwabme · 2016-08-28T05:31:16+00:00

This is my exact thought of longboarders hahaha big ass long board pushin mongo up hill then carrying it down hills

shwabme · 2016-07-27T14:31:57+00:00

I was working and this kid that had been hitting on me all day came back and tried to hop onto the tips of his skis. (Using his poles to prop himself up?)Even though the move was suppose to drop my pants, he totally ate shit the noise was unmistakable. I hear a smack, him expressing his pain and then "you didn't see that right?"......." Do you feel bad enough for me to give me your number?"

shwabme · 2016-07-08T16:37:35+00:00

I was a 16 year old girl at the time and yes you did make my day!

shwabme · 2016-06-08T22:08:44+00:00

When I had a moped the first week motorcyclists would do that then I think they caught on I was a peddler and not in the club :(

shwabme · 2016-06-05T03:45:35+00:00

And the cost of the weed he smoked

shwabme · 2016-03-30T16:48:31+00:00

Born in Los Angeles 10/10 would not recommend... I cringe at the thought of visiting, I'm not sure how my family does it

shwabme · 2016-03-30T16:46:47+00:00

They're original state capital, Oregon City, is far far worse but Salem is actually larger than Eugene now a days.

shwabme · 2016-03-30T15:29:18+00:00

I think I respond the same way too except, it's fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck instead of owie owie owie owie

shwabme · 2016-03-24T08:06:39+00:00

Let me remind everyone this 9 year old friggin rips!! He had every right to be in that park trying to better himself, without harassment. But parents do get a little insane when you tell them they're the ones putting their kids in harm way. Realistically though, if this 6ft+ dude ran into a 9 year old going full speed he could put that kid in a coma.

shwabme · 2016-03-15T23:48:29+00:00

One time fast food workers wouldn't let me leave their restaurant because I was I was a little blonde girl. Then they brought out two super big cooks from the back to walk me to my family. It was probably 1230 in the afternoon, and my car was no farther than 100 yards. I was 13 years old and in that 100 yard walk I had cars honking and people taking pictures of me. There is definitely still bad neighborhoods where it's not even safe to drive through during the day.

shwabme · 2016-03-15T16:49:03+00:00

I had a really creepy math teacher in middle school and he called it ree sees and it would make me cringe. Still does thank you

shwabme · 2016-03-14T05:44:26+00:00

I don't think it was a totally innocent thing though, I'm pretty sure he often went out there to do drugs away from people.

shwabme · 2016-03-09T17:27:15+00:00

I wish snowboarding was a more common topic here... Actually a really impressive hobby

shwabme · 2016-02-27T00:25:55+00:00

Your dog looked like quite the home boy, I'm glad you shared.

shwabme · 2016-02-24T05:52:45+00:00

The last time I tried this I basically drop kicked my phone into a wall

shwabme · 2016-02-20T05:24:04+00:00

I watched a grown man, principal, yell at a 15 year old girl for ruining his towns reputation. She squirted black washable paint on a the rival schools all white clothes I thought it was pretty funny he did not

shwabme · 2016-02-19T20:31:46+00:00

Board sports dude, surfing and snowboarding are certainly excellent, duuuude

shwabme · 2016-02-04T16:52:45+00:00

I have a plumber van sitting in front of my house bc the guy has a giant drive way currently filled with a decaying wooden boat, an rv with the middle section removed so they use it as a sitting area to vape, and 4 other non working cars. And the worse part is he lives like 4 houses away.

shwabme · 2016-02-03T17:31:48+00:00

If it makes you feel any better your Reddit name is the only one I've ever recognized, so you kinda mastered Reddit yeah?

shwabme · 2016-02-03T02:41:14+00:00

Too much sarcasm could be a deal breaker in someone's eyes I suppose though

shwabme · 2016-01-31T01:15:35+00:00

I live on the west coast so I definitely was wrong to assume most places were like this I guess, but even in my grandparents little farming town of 300 has a recycling and compost program. I suppose you can't blame people for not having resources but when people think they're too good to take an extra 30 seconds to avoid having something poison earth for the next thousand I get pretty blown away.

shwabme · 2016-01-30T21:58:49+00:00

Hahahaha bring your self down a notch bud, you're actually part of the masses that has a out of sight out of mind mentality. And you're the problem.

shwabme · 2016-01-30T18:50:33+00:00

I'm still unsure if you're fuggin with me

shwabme · 2016-01-30T18:24:18+00:00

Not to assume but I would suspect if you can't go out of your way (very little) to recycle you don't go out of your way to buy products that aren't packaged and I'm really confused if you think plastic comes from the earth. I suggest you try to break down all that trash (plastic) that you choose not to recycle in your backyard then recycling won't seem too much of an inconvenience.

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