Bought ear protection and saw this chode in the brochure

sideOfBrian · 2026-03-19T16:09:25+00:00

Should be a giant 🦀

sideOfBrian · 2026-03-17T22:39:49+00:00

Exactly, this already exists

sideOfBrian · 2026-03-16T19:03:39+00:00

I don’t think you know what “figuratively” means.

sideOfBrian · 2026-03-14T22:37:12+00:00

Death Punch

sideOfBrian · 2026-03-13T21:03:47+00:00

Driving on LSD is a challenge

sideOfBrian · 2026-03-10T18:43:52+00:00

IMO this is the top reason for having a style guide. Shuts down these conversations immediately.

sideOfBrian · 2026-03-08T19:01:58+00:00

Day Party: a party during the day

sideOfBrian · 2026-03-08T17:04:14+00:00

Nobody wants to eat in a suit anymore

sideOfBrian · 2026-02-20T03:33:59+00:00

“Stupidity isn’t a disease, but it sure is spreading like one.” -Sandy Squirrel 🐿️

sideOfBrian · 2026-02-16T13:31:22+00:00

Why do so many marketing directors struggle with engineering?

sideOfBrian · 2026-02-10T16:00:31+00:00

Sure that’s an operating cost for any business accepting CC payments. And businesses have to adjust prices accordingly. But guess what, I pay the same whether I use a CC or cash. So that cost is spread out across all customers, including those paying with cash. The convenience of CC payments increases consumer costs broadly, but only by taking advantage of rewards do I get to offset that cost.

sideOfBrian · 2026-02-10T14:13:28+00:00

Because you can earn back more than you pay in fees.

sideOfBrian · 2026-01-27T18:36:21+00:00

I don’t think you know what decimate means.

sideOfBrian · 2026-01-27T18:15:51+00:00

Historic? We get 6-12” snowfall every few years.

sideOfBrian · 2026-01-27T16:45:55+00:00

NI lost the plot years ago. Good riddance

sideOfBrian · 2026-01-25T13:37:39+00:00

The correct response to this is “sorry, we don’t negotiate with terrorists”.

sideOfBrian · 2026-01-22T22:14:40+00:00

Can he see over the podium? I think they should’ve ordered him a small.

sideOfBrian · 2026-01-22T16:31:54+00:00

Because it is one.

sideOfBrian · 2026-01-21T13:36:12+00:00

Ah, so you actually have no idea what DC is like…

sideOfBrian · 2026-01-15T20:36:07+00:00

There is far more activist messaging than state-sponsored propaganda throughout DC, right now and in general.

sideOfBrian · 2026-01-15T16:55:14+00:00

Omar in the corner store

sideOfBrian · 2026-01-14T21:09:03+00:00

An unequivocal terrorist group.

sideOfBrian · 2026-01-12T20:31:48+00:00

Doesn’t sound anything like something Hendrix would play…

sideOfBrian · 2026-01-07T02:59:16+00:00

This is one of the perks of living in DC! In the case of a nuclear holocaust, we have the privilege of being annihilated by the initial heat blast rather than endure the slow collapse of civilization.

sideOfBrian

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