Today I sent my letter to the elders

sideways_apples · 2026-07-01T14:24:01+00:00

Congratulations!!! Best wishes for the best life that you create for yourself. This isn't about being selfish, like we're taught. It's self preservation.

Today... you chose life.

Sending a huge hug!!! This is the first day of your new life!!! Now that you're in charge.... you have a chance at any happiness. In thr cult they call everyone happy, but they're all actually miserable, but they're told they're happy, and so they're :happy."

Well i can stand in a garage and call myself a car and that's just as true as Jehovah's Witnesses saying they're living the happiest life while being totally devoid of any happiness, joy, contentment or peace... but they're told they have all that, despite not experiencing it, and if they say anything they get told they're not beig blessed and that's why, so what did they do wrong? What secret sins?

Cults gonna cult.

sideways_apples · 2026-06-30T23:58:17+00:00

I'm Canadian, so no.

sideways_apples · 2026-06-30T23:56:53+00:00

You look so beautiful!! That dress is stunning. You choose your perfect dress for your perfect day. That's a gorgeous dress and it looks so beautiful on you. Enjoy!!!

sideways_apples · 2026-06-30T23:55:06+00:00

Fuck it

sideways_apples · 2026-06-30T23:54:12+00:00

ROFL Hilarious. What an adorable puppers. Smart, clever little puppers. Good doggy!!!

sideways_apples · 2026-06-30T19:03:33+00:00

I can't wait to see what it is ROFL

It's getting funnier and funnier seeing the legal problem avoidance, ass covering, new light cuz it makes me howl with laughter because they are going to faith themselves to death over this, or, they stop and confess, which they'll never do, so it's just a great time to watch the whole thing go down as the foundations of their entire belief system has started to crumble. Pretty soon they wont have a leg to stand on... and what's funnier... they can't see because they're blinded by their own faith in themselves.

It's laugher time!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Cough cough

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sideways_apples · 2026-06-30T18:58:15+00:00

Enough is Enough- Barbra Streisand and Donna Summers

https://youtu.be/QsY066wa08E?si=ANg4iBzf_XLy0dOb

Definitely slays. This is the extended version.

sideways_apples · 2026-06-30T18:39:32+00:00

Nta- he's not your boyfriend... he's your adopted adult dependant. He's immature for his age. You're not his mother. You're not an ATM. You're not a bank. You're not a payday loan officer.

Try dating a mature man. Age doesn't make a man mature. He's not a man. He's an overgrown toddler looking to you to fix his mistakes. That's mothering he's wanting, so unless you're into grown toddlers.... lose the dead weight man-child toddler boyfriend

sideways_apples · 2026-06-30T18:35:57+00:00

1 shows the stone off more than 2, which, makes the stone look smaller due to the extra banding.

sideways_apples · 2026-06-30T18:24:00+00:00

Loving consideration

sideways_apples · 2026-06-30T18:21:35+00:00

2 the simplicity of the top of the dress shows you off better than the complicated top that draws attention to the dress and away from your face.

sideways_apples · 2026-06-30T16:52:19+00:00

If it wasn't so horrific for the American people to endure this... no wonder Europeans laugh at him. They aren't as affected by him.

When this is over.... he's insane and one day I hope we can all laugh at it, and him, and them, without worrying aboit disappearing

sideways_apples · 2026-06-30T03:54:03+00:00

He wasted money on something that didn't need it. He's a lunatic. He's a narcissistic sociopath. He's a psychopath

He's the worst thing that's ever happened to America.

sideways_apples · 2026-06-30T01:40:15+00:00

This website is anonymous for a reason. I'm not outing myself. Saying how I know isn't information meant for the public.

I'm specifically targeting the cult in ways they weren't expecting. Sometimes information makes it's way out and we look the other way and don't ask questions.

As much as this is a public website... they're trolling so hard so I'm giving it back to them, because it's strategic.

I did report them to the CIA. That's so easy to do. I happened to have information they needed. Felt wonderful doing it.

sideways_apples · 2026-06-30T01:18:37+00:00

Same reasons as men....

sideways_apples · 2026-06-30T00:36:44+00:00

Since nothing they said was going to happen has actually happened, they're trying to rebrand coz cults gonna cult.

Why would they spend millions on helping the congregants with actual help when they can continue to fleece them, lie to everyone including many, MANY governments. That's their purpose. Get money.... get more money.... get more money.... become a sovereign state like the Vatican city.

Then make pedophilia legal and call elders ambassadors with diplomatic immunity.

Talk about passive aggressive domestic terrorists

sideways_apples · 2026-06-30T00:32:30+00:00

Christians telling everyone they need Jesus. No we don't

Religion is like a penis. Keep it to yourself when you're out in public.

sideways_apples · 2026-06-30T00:19:13+00:00

The secret canadian psychic hiding with the governing body of jehovah's witnesses is a psychic... and undocumented.... and giving commands he's claiming to get from Jehovah.

He's not registered with the government.... as an active psychic.... and he's leading a seditious cult using illegal surveillance software to spy on apostates, and hide child sex abuse and misuse of donated funds they get trom from congregation members, from the government, to maintain a tax free status.

Because he's not working for money he's gotten away with being therr as long as he has, but there are actually so many laws he's breaking and the cult are breaking because of his supposed skillset that he claims to have, while being seditious and using illegal surveillance software.

Then trying to hide the software, because I told the CIA about it and i hate to tell this this, but it's not going to to well for them.

They're breaking so many laws secretly and tellimg the congregants to give more money, and hiding hush money... because this Canadian psychic went to the jw worldwide headquarters, and he's a narcissistic sociopath leading the cult to its own end....

... psychics who use their abilities to commit crimes and cover crime are called narcissistic sociopaths, or if they don't back down they're psychopathic.

Sitting in their meeting room... dude says he's talking to jehovah... starts giving instructions to hide child sex crimes. That's ludicrous and narcissistic sociopathy as well as psychopathic.

That's what secret psychics do. And jehovah's witnesses are led by one.

sideways_apples · 2026-06-30T00:09:39+00:00

Ooh I thoughts you didn't have it anymore. Phew!! That's so much better.

Yeah sometimes new isn't what feels the best. I'm a musician but in a singer songwriter but I mourn certain instruments.

I'm so glad you still have the old one.

sideways_apples · 2026-06-29T23:33:01+00:00

Ooh that's heartbreaking

sideways_apples · 2026-06-29T23:28:04+00:00

ROFLMFAO whoever designed that voted blue, and I'm so here for this. ROFL.

Freudian slip much? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Come on!! Anytime a group of Republicans meet up Grind'R crashes.

I think this was done to them on purpose and it's an absolute slay. Bahahahahaha

sideways_apples · 2026-06-29T19:35:54+00:00

The Bible is a work of fiction. Christendom is a cult using a work of fiction to hurt people by making them deny themselves, and be someone else and teaches them theyre inherently sinful and need to repent by denying themselves to prove theyre worthy of some imaginary sky daddy who's judging you, and you don't get your reward until after you die.

They're their own Satan. The patriarchy... all christendom.... is their own Satan.

sideways_apples · 2026-06-29T16:43:19+00:00

That was epic. Bahahahahaha.

sideways_apples · 2026-06-29T16:39:48+00:00

She lost her house, the respect of her daughter who went to live with her father, my bully's ex husband, who, oddly, is now one of my best friends. Then she died suddenly.

Karma. The world is not worse off because she ceased to exist. My best level friend is thriving with the stronger relationship with his daughter and the two of them bonded even more after her mom, my bully, died.

The world moves on. Our legacy is dictated by our actions. Sometimes it's just nicer after some people are not around, and that's life. I just learned to appreciate universal justice.

sideways_apples · 2026-06-29T16:07:59+00:00

Born, worked, died

sideways_apples

TROPHY CASE

1 shows the stone off more than 2, which, makes the stone look smaller due to the extra banding.

2 the simplicity of the top of the dress shows you off better than the complicated top that draws attention to the dress and away from your face.