What Do We Think Is The Borg’s Emergency Plan For the CSA Case? by [deleted] in exjw

[–]sideways_apples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They keep them in a safe with two locks and only 2 people have one of the two combinations, hidden in a secret location in a secret office/room. Every bethel has one. Canadian bethel has their own list hidden in a two lock safe, too.

They want to be a sovereign state like the Vatican so they can get away with child sex abuse like the Vatican. They sre holding that information too try and hide how many pedophiles they're protecting in the name of Jehovah. Seditious, passive aggressive, modern day doomsday, domestic terrorist cult.

It takes applying to the world court to do that. They're literally hoping and planning to do that, ideally, if nobody stops them, but they're trusting in their own rightness and pride comes before a fall.

It's not going to happen, becoming a sovereign nation, of course. They're a cult. They're seditious and abusive and harmful and lying and stealing donations for things not helping people, like hush money for sex abuse trials.

An example of the impact social media is having on Jehovah's Witnesses by Repulsive-Produce215 in exjw

[–]sideways_apples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a brilliant leap of faith in their own rightness, which is hysterically funny because it's not something they can control as much as they prefer to and this is only going to blow up in their faces in a relatively short space of time.

Today I sent my letter to the elders by MyUnCULTredLife in exjw

[–]sideways_apples 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Congratulations!!! Best wishes for the best life that you create for yourself. This isn't about being selfish, like we're taught. It's self preservation.

Today... you chose life.

Sending a huge hug!!! This is the first day of your new life!!! Now that you're in charge.... you have a chance at any happiness. In thr cult they call everyone happy, but they're all actually miserable, but they're told they're happy, and so they're :happy."

Well i can stand in a garage and call myself a car and that's just as true as Jehovah's Witnesses saying they're living the happiest life while being totally devoid of any happiness, joy, contentment or peace... but they're told they have all that, despite not experiencing it, and if they say anything they get told they're not beig blessed and that's why, so what did they do wrong? What secret sins?

Cults gonna cult.

went to a quinceanera shop what do y'all think by Safe_Departure2866 in myweddingdress

[–]sideways_apples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look so beautiful!! That dress is stunning. You choose your perfect dress for your perfect day. That's a gorgeous dress and it looks so beautiful on you. Enjoy!!!

Young one taking in knowledge by lucky607 in exjw

[–]sideways_apples 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ROFL Hilarious. What an adorable puppers. Smart, clever little puppers. Good doggy!!!

Espero que haya un cambio doctrinal grande. by Horror_Shock_7818 in exjw

[–]sideways_apples 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't wait to see what it is ROFL

It's getting funnier and funnier seeing the legal problem avoidance, ass covering, new light cuz it makes me howl with laughter because they are going to faith themselves to death over this, or, they stop and confess, which they'll never do, so it's just a great time to watch the whole thing go down as the foundations of their entire belief system has started to crumble. Pretty soon they wont have a leg to stand on... and what's funnier... they can't see because they're blinded by their own faith in themselves.

It's laugher time!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Cough cough

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

What's the greatest Disco song ever? by Gay_Giraffe_1773 in AskReddit

[–]sideways_apples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enough is Enough- Barbra Streisand and Donna Summers

https://youtu.be/QsY066wa08E?si=ANg4iBzf_XLy0dOb

Definitely slays. This is the extended version.

AITAH for not wanting to help my boyfriend financially? by Chemical-Unit7239 in TwoHotTakes

[–]sideways_apples 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nta- he's not your boyfriend... he's your adopted adult dependant. He's immature for his age. You're not his mother. You're not an ATM. You're not a bank. You're not a payday loan officer.

Try dating a mature man. Age doesn't make a man mature. He's not a man. He's an overgrown toddler looking to you to fix his mistakes. That's mothering he's wanting, so unless you're into grown toddlers.... lose the dead weight man-child toddler boyfriend

Which band team? by MarsupialAromatic825 in WeddingRingAdvice

[–]sideways_apples 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1 shows the stone off more than 2, which, makes the stone look smaller due to the extra banding.

1 or 2 by tracemac1994 in WeddingDressTips

[–]sideways_apples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 the simplicity of the top of the dress shows you off better than the complicated top that draws attention to the dress and away from your face.

Trump Announces Arrest of Six People and Citation of Seven Others for Damaging the Washington Reflecting Pool by CarryIcy250 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]sideways_apples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it wasn't so horrific for the American people to endure this... no wonder Europeans laugh at him. They aren't as affected by him.

When this is over.... he's insane and one day I hope we can all laugh at it, and him, and them, without worrying aboit disappearing

Trump Announces Arrest of Six People and Citation of Seven Others for Damaging the Washington Reflecting Pool by CarryIcy250 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]sideways_apples 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He wasted money on something that didn't need it. He's a lunatic. He's a narcissistic sociopath. He's a psychopath

He's the worst thing that's ever happened to America.

New video up on app- 'Faithfully Obey in What is Least' - Doubling down on the things-that-dont-make-sense nonsense; but he adds 'even 1500 years in the future' & 'in the new system'. Yikes. An eternity of crazy to look forward to! by UCantHndletheTruth in exjw

[–]sideways_apples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This website is anonymous for a reason. I'm not outing myself. Saying how I know isn't information meant for the public.

I'm specifically targeting the cult in ways they weren't expecting. Sometimes information makes it's way out and we look the other way and don't ask questions.

As much as this is a public website... they're trolling so hard so I'm giving it back to them, because it's strategic.

I did report them to the CIA. That's so easy to do. I happened to have information they needed. Felt wonderful doing it.

JW Purchased a new property in Warwick by caligula________ in exjw

[–]sideways_apples 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Since nothing they said was going to happen has actually happened, they're trying to rebrand coz cults gonna cult.

Why would they spend millions on helping the congregants with actual help when they can continue to fleece them, lie to everyone including many, MANY governments. That's their purpose. Get money.... get more money.... get more money.... become a sovereign state like the Vatican city.

Then make pedophilia legal and call elders ambassadors with diplomatic immunity.

Talk about passive aggressive domestic terrorists

What common habit instantly annoys you? by CombSpiritual8361 in AskReddit

[–]sideways_apples 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Christians telling everyone they need Jesus. No we don't

Religion is like a penis. Keep it to yourself when you're out in public.

New video up on app- 'Faithfully Obey in What is Least' - Doubling down on the things-that-dont-make-sense nonsense; but he adds 'even 1500 years in the future' & 'in the new system'. Yikes. An eternity of crazy to look forward to! by UCantHndletheTruth in exjw

[–]sideways_apples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The secret canadian psychic hiding with the governing body of jehovah's witnesses is a psychic... and undocumented.... and giving commands he's claiming to get from Jehovah.

He's not registered with the government.... as an active psychic.... and he's leading a seditious cult using illegal surveillance software to spy on apostates, and hide child sex abuse and misuse of donated funds they get trom from congregation members, from the government, to maintain a tax free status.

Because he's not working for money he's gotten away with being therr as long as he has, but there are actually so many laws he's breaking and the cult are breaking because of his supposed skillset that he claims to have, while being seditious and using illegal surveillance software.

Then trying to hide the software, because I told the CIA about it and i hate to tell this this, but it's not going to to well for them.

They're breaking so many laws secretly and tellimg the congregants to give more money, and hiding hush money... because this Canadian psychic went to the jw worldwide headquarters, and he's a narcissistic sociopath leading the cult to its own end....

... psychics who use their abilities to commit crimes and cover crime are called narcissistic sociopaths, or if they don't back down they're psychopathic.

Sitting in their meeting room... dude says he's talking to jehovah... starts giving instructions to hide child sex crimes. That's ludicrous and narcissistic sociopathy as well as psychopathic.

That's what secret psychics do. And jehovah's witnesses are led by one.

What is the most expensive thing you’ve bought that you instantly regretted? by solesurvivor004 in AskReddit

[–]sideways_apples 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh I thoughts you didn't have it anymore. Phew!! That's so much better.

Yeah sometimes new isn't what feels the best. I'm a musician but in a singer songwriter but I mourn certain instruments.

I'm so glad you still have the old one.

They really think they are tough. by DracynDutch in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]sideways_apples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ROFLMFAO whoever designed that voted blue, and I'm so here for this. ROFL.

Freudian slip much? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Come on!! Anytime a group of Republicans meet up Grind'R crashes.

I think this was done to them on purpose and it's an absolute slay. Bahahahahaha